this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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its so funny to think that shang qinghua is quite literally a god that created the entire cast of characters sans sy. like he is technically older than all of them and could be considered something akin to an elderich being but no. hes just a silly and conspicuous little guy. like yes he did create an entire world but he is now subject to the laws of said world. laws which are silly and would make your grandma roll in her grave. and hes a hamster. and he gets beaten up 3 times every day by his dream man. cause maybe he forgot to imbue him with flirting skills when he designed him. oh well. WIFE BEAM.

Mobei-jun's husband sometimes forgets his human disguise

New favourite genre of YQY (looking at you with empty eyes while blatantly lying)

ASK TIME: Liu Qingge Q: Mermaid AU

i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

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Maybe the real difference between SVSSS and the other MXTX books is that in MDZS and TGCF both members of the main couple are sometimes, occasionally, pretty cool

Binghe and Shen Qingqiu never stop being cringe fail long enough to look cool

Like even at Binghe’s most scary I just feel sorry for the guy

Like Bing Bong is just a sad little guy :( he's so sad and just wants head pats and light spanking to be happy. He's so inept at peopling when he needs to the most and that's so relatable but alas Bing-a-ling, I am also a loser

He doesn't even kill people on screen

Loser behaviour

And it's hard to take Shen Qingqiu seriously when you have access to his inner monologue which is just: "I'M GONNA DIE I'M NOT GAY I'M GONNA DIE Binghe’s eyes are pretty I'M GONNA DIE AND ITS AIRPLANE’S FAULT PEOPLE THINK IM GAY SOMEHOW I'M GONNA DIE Binghe is just so pretty I'M GONNA DIE!"

I love them so much

"Dni fans from x fandom" is so wild to me. I understand "dni trans/homophobes", but a whole ass fandom? How are you gonna make an assessment of a person based on which fictional story they enjoy? As if we're not complicated, multi-faceted beings. It's so reductionist and immature. I always respect the dni's ofc but I still think it's dumb as shit. Curate your online experience, though, ig? Idk if anyone would like to add some perspective, I'm more than happy to listen.

*succubus

insp

Now, you two understand how the game works?

No. Fuck off.

“I loved you, always.”

weird anti ideology finally leaking out into the mainstream

Poison Ivy! Shen Yuan AU because this is taking my brain hostage.

Basically, Shen Yuan transmigrates as a demonic plant cultivator, or some kind of weird alchemist, and that means he is both able to control plants snd that his body has a weird biology.

Originaly, this character was supposed to be a minor character related to one of the wives, but SY's wife beam is just too strong for him to stay unnoticed and now he is the "untouchable deadly beauty" of a city somewhere and Binghe is incredbly smug that he is basically the only one who can kiss this man without dying from the shit ton of poison/venon in his body.

(Bingbing is desperately not thinking about his father and cousin, who would also be immune)

Also, just for funsies, it can be revield that SQQ's ass is like a venus trap and it dissolves the heavenly pilar so Binghe can both enjoy that weird pain AND insist that it's better for him to bottom.

You know, I'm a little disappointed that John/Arthur aren't canonically queer, but I'm not really surprised. Is anyone really?? A mutual (who has been in the fandom much longer) mentioned a lot of people got angry because of this and even went after the creator, like??? Idk if it's baby fujos who are new to this, but 95% of media is either straight or ambiguous. When you ship two characters together, it's through the lens of delusion and imagination. First of all, content creators don't owe you anything, LEAST of all content creators that make content for FUCKING FREE. And second of all, who gives a shit about canon?? Write that fic, draw fanart, post headcanons- why would canon affect this in any way? This isn't about representation in media, this is a hobby, it's something we do for fun... smush their faces together and make kissy noises like they're Barbie dolls. FUCK canon, just have fun!