Promo a Lesbian?

I have zero effort to make a promo rn but I'm very gay for women so :D

My gender is a mess but I use basically anything (ask me for my neos!!) I'm a young adult, btw.

My mains are my wife Phone Gal, my cousin Constantin d'Orsay, my little brother Bennett Genshin Impact, and my fiancées Lynette and Hina Genshin Impact!! I'm okay with sharing, but everything is listed in my pinned if you arent!!

(Dividers by @/theprideful)

i love being part of the (statistically noted in the country I live) minority percent of autistic people who work a full 9-5 job/are employed because disability is not an option (they said I’m too normal) and yes it’s nice having freedom and not having my funds under immense scrutiny but masking all day and coming home with the urge to pass out and having to repeat this five days a week is wilddddddd

SORRY FOR THE RAMBLINGS I JUST HEUUUUGH IM THINKING RIGHT NOW FELLAS

AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL work is absolutely busting my ass but hrrgggg I’m going to ATTEMPT. to get some asks done.

adding on to this: my hands have NEVER looked this fucked up from work before, i am a dried up cut up bruised and wrinkly chemical drenched messssssss. respect your maids, janitors and cleaners, you have no idea how quickly you’d be living in squalor without us. Ask anyone who has to maintain their own space too, it’s tough work. Just some funky food for thought while I’m on a short break.

AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL work is absolutely busting my ass but hrrgggg I’m going to ATTEMPT. to get some asks done.

AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL work is absolutely busting my ass but hrrgggg I’m going to ATTEMPT. to get some asks done.

Hey, just wanted to pop in and let you know that poll you rebloged about the number of f/os you have is tagged as proship.

And most other things on their blog are tagged that too.

OH DAMN GOOD EYE THANK YOU, I can be a bit blind sometimes.

we don’t sexualize children in this house

it is UNGODLY cold at work today boy i wish I had a tall lanky purple haired man I could cuddle with instead of repeatedly needing to go inside so my hands don’t frost over

Incredibly handsome boy also functions as a holder for my first few bracelet making attempts and I could not be more cheesed about it.

First one came out okay! I could have made it bigger though, and I need to be more aware of where I tie it, but it's a good start!

oh yeah, full thing. Was meant to be for my long furby but was wayyyyy too small for his neck.

The disrespect is REAL 🤣

happy lesbian visibility week

Palette, Rainbow, and Comet for Pluto! (OP s/i)

*rubs hands together* HOOOOHHH WEEE!! I'm on fire tonight, someone stop me good god. There's a LOT of text here.

🎨 Palette: Paint a picture with your words! What is a scene featuring yourself/self-insert that would fit into the source of your f/o? It can be anything!

Have some classic Enies Lobby antics!

"Holy shit, I did not expect that. You okay?" Pluto was pleased to know that their arms had gotten even stronger since settling in here, because if they weren't, there would be a dead body at the bottom of the stairs. Instead, she was holding onto the back of the security chief's collar with an iron grip with one hand, the other hooked tightly around the railing. Spandam's brain was still catching up with his near death experience, one minute he was walking along without issue and then he was flying down the stairs. Now, he was motionless, held in place by the... "Oh you've gotta be kidding me, that's the funniest shit i've ever seen! Did you get rescued by his bleach scented guardian angel again?" Jabra howled, unable to contain his laughter from the top of the staircase. "S-shut up! Unhand me at once, you foul Janitor!" Spandam yelped, skittering down the remainder of the stairs and catching his breath, legs trembling and heart pounding from the fall, absolutely, definitely the fall. "Glad you're okay sir." Pluto rolled her eyes, ignoring Jabra as he passed by. It didn't work, as he leaned in to annoy her, jabbing their shoulder with little regard to personal space. "Sir? You gotta stop that brown nosing crap if you want to-" Pluto casually held up a spray bottle of bleach in his general direction with their finger on the trigger. "No thanks, actually!" He gulped, then quickly made his way down the rest of the stairs and promptly fled. "He has no manners... um, I appreciate the er..." Spandam stuttered, attempting to compose himself as Jabra flew on by like a dog with it's tail between it's legs. He tried to make eye contact and then broke all over again. "I-I have a meeting to attend, you'd best not slack in my absence!" He pointed an accusatory finger at her before absconding after the agent, too flustered to think. Pluto just sighed and carried on cleaning, he really needed to watch where he was going.

🌈Rainbow: What was the happiest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who all shared that happiness with you in canon?

Being able to retire early and build an in-house art studio! It was true liberation for them. (Thanks Luffy! Refer to comet btw)

☄️Comet: What was a moment where you/your self-insert really shined? This can be a badass moment, a moment where you felt important to the overall lore, or just a really cool and important moment!

Mentions of abuse and self defense-murder below, so move by if needed.

So, the biggest lore drop/well kept secret by them was that they were actively abused by a vice admiral for the majority of the time they worked at HQ-someone she looked up to as a guide up until it started. Being sent to Enies lobby was his way of trying to break her and make her beg for his help to get sent back. That didn't happen and by the time she was transferred back to HQ a week before the Straw Hats hit Enies Lobby, said vice admiral had quickly lost control over the situation, got super pissed and proceeded to get caught doing a lot of shady shit in the meanwhile. She only had to deal with him for a few weeks before he fled and became a wanted criminal, seemingly ending that era.

Except about two years later on a mandatory vacation from work, she ran into both the Straw hats AND Cp0 on a neutral island (insert funny "this is the movie that would happen if they were canon) and shit gets REALLY crazy really fast with said ex vice admiral and his crew being the main threat. The big moment? She kills him through wit. It's the final act and everyone is separated and fighting the good fight, then Spandam tries to protect her and gets the shit beat out of him. She goes in and stabs the fucker with Funkfreed and he just laughs at her for thinking that would do anything at all.

It turns out having an elephant reform inside of an open wound DOES do something called tearing you apart. That was the moment she'd been waiting for her entire adult life, and it was the most horrifying yet cathartic moment for her. She was able to retire after that with the bounty money as well, which helped her really start her life for real. Also her and Spandam began talking again after all this as they hadn't since she left Enies Lobby, and they eventually sloooooowly got together officially in the aftermath.

2 and 10 for ask game!

Doing Guldo for these ones!

-2- Did either of you hesitate getting into a relationship because of the age difference age?

Not at all, 25 and 32 felt like nothing for them so it never even came up aside from Guldo at one point asking "Hey, you know i'll probably die before you, right?" with was returned with "Sure, but everyone dies eventually. I'd rather experience the now then worry about the then." It never came up after that.

-10- Has your relationship ever been mistaken for something other than romantic?

Nope, with them being different species it's always been pretty cut and dry. They act pretty affectionate with one another, so any questioning would be resolved with ease.

2, 3, 6, and 9 for whomever you choose for the age gap asks!

Gonna do this batch for spandam!!

-2- Did either of you hesitate getting into a relationship because of the age difference age?

Oh DEFINITELY. While the age gap doesn't make Pluto uncomfortable at all, they recognized how it might look and was very "this isn't a good idea, considering how it will look from both sides, since it could seem like I'm trying to get with an official for beneficial reasons, and that he's using his position to get a younger woman" about it, hence why they didn't get together wayyyy until after Enies Lobby and when he was in a more discreet role. (Plus a whole lot of other stuff happening between them plus them not speaking for 2+ years)

-3- Do you like the age gap, or are you indifferent/unhappy with it?

It doesn't bother Pluto one bit and if anything, she likes older men for like uh. Reasons and stuff, plus his age isn't something she factors in. Spandam on the other hand feels pretty self conscious about it, sort of like a "did I actually get this lucky? when will i get too old and ugly?" inner monologue.

-6- How would your relationship change if you switched ages?

It would certainly be a very different dynamic, definitely not a very well accepted one. Young man going after an older woman in a low position (who by that point, wouldn't be able to have kids?) would be very weird in the eyes of colleagues with a traditional view on things. Pluto would definitely not be interested in him, that being said. Both them and I have no interest in dating people younger, it just feels like... weird? (to me personally, it's because I can't relate, i find it hard.)

-9- Have you ever faced judgement for your difference in age?

oh BIG time. Pluto has been called a gold digger to their face multiple times, and Spandam has been *discreetly* called a creep looking for a wife. Neither of these are true and they roll off of Pluto easily, but Spandam? Not so much.

Lore and S/I self-ship ask game! 📚🖋️

When you send in an ask you can choose to specify what canon, or let the receiver decide what canon!

🖋️ Pen: Say a fact about your lore or yourself/self-insert, it can be absolutely anything! Short or long winded!

🎨 Palette: Paint a picture with your words! What is a scene featuring yourself/self-insert that would fit into the source of your f/o? It can be anything!

🧵Thread: What would you/your self-insert wear in the source your f/o is from? It can be multiple outfits or just one! Bonus: Do you have a weapon? If so, describe it or show it!

🎵Music: If you/your self-insert had a theme song, what would it be? Bonus: An extra song that fits you/your self-insert and your f/o!

🩺Doctor: What is the worst injury that you/your self-insert has sustained in canon? If so, what was the cause and did you recover? What was your f/os reaction?

📆Calendar: What was the most special day to date for yourself/self-insert? It could be anything!

🔥Flame: Do you/your self-insert have an enemy? If so, who is it and why are they so hated? What was a particularly heated moment between you two?

🎆Fireworks: Do you/your self-insert have any powers or abilities? If so, what are they and how do they manifest?

🕯️Candle: Do you/your self-insert have a secret? If so, what is it and why do they keep it to themselves? Is it dark and mysterious or something small, yet impactful?

🌧️Rain: What was the saddest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who in canon knows about it?

☄️Comet: What was a moment where you/your self-insert really shined? This can be a badass moment, a moment where you felt important to the overall lore, or just a really cool and important moment!

🌈Rainbow: What was the happiest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who all shared that happiness with you in canon?

Remember to practice rb karma y'all! Keep in mind you don’t have to send me, the creator of this on this blog any asks as this is not my main. But if you want to, feel free to @wisemins! That is my main!

Age Gap F/O Asks

How big is the age gap between you and your F/O?

Did either of you hesitate getting into a relationship because of the age difference age?

Do you like the age gap, or are you indifferent/unhappy with it?

Does the age gap have a big effect on your relationship?

How would your relationship change if you were the same age?

How would your relationship change if you switched ages?

Do you notice any big generational differences between you?

Does the age gap in your relationship lend itself to a power dynamic, or are things balanced between the two of you?

Have you ever faced judgement for your difference in age?

Has your relationship ever been mistaken for something other than romantic?

Please do not copy/repost <3

okay but, maybe you’re f/o isn’t really what people would describe as the “perfect partner” at first. maybe they don’t know how to comfort you or has some disagreements from you that makes things a little strained sometimes.

but the fact that you guys can sit down and talk about it is the good thing. it’s never an issue to sit down and really get into what’s bothering you before it blows out of proportion. they get better. you get better. and things change for the better.

sure they aren’t the perfect partner by society’s standards but you love each other and are working on yourselfs for the better of your relationship ♡

note: i am not talking about really awful/pr.oship situations !!!! i mean little things that may come up in a relationship. pr.oship this is not for you please respect that

Garlic and rosemary focaccia!

Reblog Game: Food!

rb with one of your f/os and if you want something savory or sweet (or a surprise) and I’ll pick a dish that I think suits them!

AKA, I have a food hyperfixation to an extreme and desire to share!!!

Olive oil sugar cookies with blood orange glaze!

Reblog Game: Food!

rb with one of your f/os and if you want something savory or sweet (or a surprise) and I’ll pick a dish that I think suits them!

AKA, I have a food hyperfixation to an extreme and desire to share!!!