Me: No I wouldn’t say I have any daddy issues-
Me: Fuck…. Well at least I don’t have mommy issues-
Me: FUCK
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Me to my friends and family: Men are fucking disgusting and I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller and light myself on fire before admitting any of them are attractive.
This mf: *breathes*
Me:
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