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I know I know… Bitty would have loved Cowboy Carter. But also. Maybe. Bitty would have LOVED Chappell Roan. Just like. Okay. Picture him teaching the Falconers “Hot to Go” for a tiktok. Tater would be getting all the letters wrong but with such enthusiasm. Jack would be trying to make the best G with his arms. Picture it.
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NurseyDex Pre-Relationship || 700 words
How are you supposed to get over the homoerotic tension of finding your soulmate at 18 playing hockey?
Or, Dex makes a decision about joining the NHL
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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *passive aggressive food YouTuber* *canadian NHL star* *harvard law student with a pornstache* *tiny unbeatable beer pong champion* *frat star slash science nerd with a 4.0 GPA* *loud and emotional 6′4″ econ major* *overexcited goalie* *ginger bob the builder* *nursey*
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Jack seems like the kind of person that would get lost in a resort town and while everyone’s looking for him he’s just hanging out at the candle shop thoroughly enjoying watching the employees dip and carve wax.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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It's fun to imagine something truly wild happening with that first pie Bitty made for SMH, but realistically I do not think it would take much for him to be as scandalized as he acts. Here are two scenarios I could easily imagine:
There are no clean plates, or not enough. He has to put slices directly into peoples hands for them to eat that way. What would his mama think?
The pie is left unattended long enough for people to grab forks and start eating scoops directly from the tin instead of cutting it up into pieces. Some people put forks that have been in their mouths back into the pie. The horror.
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How to be a great goalie 101: HATE PUCKS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR!
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Also I cannot BELIEVE that we finally know what felonious things happened to the pie
from the AUTHOR'S COMMENT on the 1.2 WEBTOON UPLOAD
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Let's talk about this outfit:
This is right after early morning practice in August. Jack doesn't wear collared shirts on a day to day basis, and there's no way it's cold enough Jack needs layers. What gives?
Well, we see later how SMH is supposed to dress when they're trying to appear respectable while repping the team.
So it seems like Jack might need to go act somewhere in his official capacity as captain. I bet he's got his tie in his pocket. It's fun to imagine him getting wolf whistles after practice as he puts on a nice shirt and slacks but I don't know that the relationship is there for anyone but Shitty. We do know that they do get to the point where the team gets a big kick out of mocking him when he's got to act like a big deal.
Is it for an interview with the daily? I'm pretty sure it's noteworthy that they made it to the playoffs last year (Jack's first year as captain) so it makes sense that they might want to do a feature that's more serious than the examples we see of reporters just popping up to interview him in the extras.
(Shout-out to @doggernaut who chatted with me about this and pointing out Chowder violating the dress code with his sharks hoodie. Does he get a goalie pass? A Chowder pass? Does he just eat any fine levied against him and consider it worth the price? Much to consider.)
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Inspired by @zimmerwhore, who has inspired me to create McDonalds Sprite Crispy Jack Zimmermann™
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"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."
Redraw of the last panel of 1.2!
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"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."
Redraw of the last panel of 1.2!
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some more Check Please! art for some fun
jerseys are actually nice to do who knew?
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Check, Please! + Texts From Last Night - 3/?
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