Amelie/Nathalie should get married and combine their households. here's why

Adrien and Félix would become not only original + magical copy, identical cousins, and genetic half-brothers, but also step-brothers

Félix must hate Nathalie for everything she did as Mayura. He would be so resentful towards her and it would come off like him just being weird and sulky and possessive. Imagine being Félix and your beloved senti-cousin Adrien keeps taking Nathalie "Child Murderer" Sancoeur's side against you, just because she's been consistently kind and respectful towards him lately and he has no reason to think she's done anything to deserve it :/ life is so unfair :/

There would be even more opportunities for Chat Noir identity reveals and/or Adrien finding things out in both extremely ridiculous and extremely dramatic ways

proposal for Nino finding out Adrien is Chat Noir scenario:

for Contrived Plot Reasons, Adrien has to use the black cat miraculous in front of Nino. maybe Nino was supposed to pick a substitute wielder, idk.

good thing he has a secret identity for his secret identity. cue Cat Walker.

Nino is so happy. they are going to bro out so hard. no one in the world deserves to feel powerful and free and heroic as much as Adrien does.

Cat Walker has zero fun. Cat Walker is a professional business cat doing his job. This is so awkward and he wants to end it as soon as possible.

Nino is heartbroken and manages to express this to Adrien in a way that successfully lands as "I want so many good things for you" rather than a guilt trip

Adrien chooses to identity reveal to Nino from a place of wanting to share his joy and express his true self to his best friend

Kagami was really busy in season five, huh. She learned a lot. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when she got permanent custody of her miraculous. How have I been lately? Well, Longg, you won't believe this shit

Morally grey and fucked up Émilie Agreste interpretations are so good but it’s also really funny-horrifying to imagine that she was actually a fairly well-adjusted and kind person who clearly made mistakes that hurt Adrien but overall had reasonably good judgment about what was best for her family, and she was dying, and she had to watch Gabe and Nathalie gearing up to do All Of That. like imagine you are dying and you barely even get to grieve yourself because you are trying so hard to stop this train wreck in progress. internally screaming all the way to the grave creepy stasis tube

I was going to make an “I would watch miraculous ladybug if this was the lady noir” joke but I forgot that character from ToQger is actually named Madame Noir. Post canceled which is really sad for the one person in the world in the target audience (me)

My understanding is that it’s not clearly established how Cataclysm affects sentimonsters, especially senti-humans. I really hope it’s eventually clarified that a skilled black cat wielder can, if they are deliberately trying, free a sentimonster from having to follow amok commands (if only temporarily) without seriously hurting them. I think it would be sweet if Adrien had a way to help protect himself and Félix and Kagami like Félix does, and I like the idea of a kinda messed-up reveal that Adrien could have freed himself all along if he had only known. Like, no one who knew about the rings knew Adrien could do that, but they could have trusted that Adrien knows best for Adrien and if they did then he would have been better off.

Bonus drama:

Argos finds the amok while on hero business. Chat Noir is also present and deduces what's going on from Argos's shocked reaction + understanding the Peacock's powers. Cue Argos trying to deal with all this while fending off Chat's attempts to help and sincere concern for Chloé and Zoé

There's a couple points during all this where Kagami is like "I don't know what to tell you, we've been over all the possibilities and you have to make a decision" and Félix is like "no, there MUST be some machination I haven't thought of that can get exactly the outcomes I want with no downsides" and then she needs space for a bit. And then multiple people get their hopes up and are disappointed later to discover that Kagami is still not breaking up with her awful boyfriend she found in a dumpster. Sorry he is still a friend group in-law

Black comedy fanfiction idea

Félix randomly finds some jewelry containing an amok in the Agreste mansion or in the Grand Paris. Who the fuck is that?? From research and interrogating Nathalie and Duusu, Kagami and Félix narrow it down to Chloé or Zoé.

Félix and Kagami being forced to ask bizarre and intrusive questions and make themselves look even weirder than usual while trying to figure out which of them it could be, without crossing an ethical line by using their amok. What if it's both girls and there's still a lost amok floating around somewhere??

Félix, believing it is wrong to hold on to another person's amok forever even if he would just be keeping it safe and not using it, coming up with absurd and melodramatic schemes to give Chloé (presumably hates him and Kagami, currently lives on a different continent) or Zoé (not close to either of them and has no reason to trust them afaik) a random piece of jewelry and convince them to keep it safe forever and never ever ever lose it or damage it or let anyone else touch it, without having to answer any followup questions, possibly while in disguise

Félix, grasping at straws, keeps suggesting murdering Audrey and Kagami is like "you cannot start a relationship with unsolicited parent murder, we have been over this"

Zoé finding out she's a sentibeing would be so funny because like. She is a relatively normal person and she already had So Much family drama and now this is happening to her. Can she get a break.

I think Chloé finding out about sentibeings would not give a shit about what Félix and Kagami want and would start yelling about it to whoever she wants. I think her and Adrien should both be like "we're sentimonsters" together in a kinda-reclaiming it way and kinda-beating themselves up way and have terrible sentibeing terminology discourse with Félix

Everyone wants to know why tf Audrey has a sentibeing kid and an until-further-notice mundane kid and is coming up with elaborate theories. It turns out she was asking tons of invasive questions about the Graham de Vanily twins' fertility, Gabriel and Emilie (who didn't want her to suspect they personally own multiple powerful magical artifacts because she sucks) panicked and basically claimed they Know A Guy for magic kids, and Audrey accidentally came away with the impression that senti-kids are exclusive and trendy. Like purse dogs.

Black comedy fanfiction idea

Félix randomly finds some jewelry containing an amok in the Agreste mansion or in the Grand Paris. Who the fuck is that?? From research and interrogating Nathalie and Duusu, Kagami and Félix narrow it down to Chloé or Zoé.

Félix and Kagami being forced to ask bizarre and intrusive questions and make themselves look even weirder than usual while trying to figure out which of them it could be, without crossing an ethical line by using their amok. What if it's both girls and there's still a lost amok floating around somewhere??

Félix, believing it is wrong to hold on to another person's amok forever even if he would just be keeping it safe and not using it, coming up with absurd and melodramatic schemes to give Chloé (presumably hates him and Kagami, currently lives on a different continent) or Zoé (not close to either of them and has no reason to trust them afaik) a random piece of jewelry and convince them to keep it safe forever and never ever ever lose it or damage it or let anyone else touch it, without having to answer any followup questions, possibly while in disguise

Félix, grasping at straws, keeps suggesting murdering Audrey and Kagami is like "you cannot start a relationship with unsolicited parent murder, we have been over this"

Zoé finding out she's a sentibeing would be so funny because like. She is a relatively normal person and she already had So Much family drama and now this is happening to her. Can she get a break.

I think Chloé finding out about sentibeings would not give a shit about what Félix and Kagami want and would start yelling about it to whoever she wants. I think her and Adrien should both be like "we're sentimonsters" together in a kinda-reclaiming it way and kinda-beating themselves up way and have terrible sentibeing terminology discourse with Félix

Everyone wants to know why tf Audrey has a sentibeing kid and an until-further-notice mundane kid and is coming up with elaborate theories. It turns out she was asking tons of invasive questions about the Graham de Vanily twins' fertility, Gabriel and Emilie (who didn't want her to suspect they personally own multiple powerful magical artifacts because she sucks) panicked and basically claimed they Know A Guy for magic kids, and Audrey accidentally came away with the impression that senti-kids are exclusive and trendy. Like purse dogs.

HOW CAN JESSE LIFT LAKE THO

he can’t

Part 185 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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I love how people don't talk about Kagami consecutively dating two identical twins because not only is that not the weirdest romantic drama on the show, it's not even the weirdest thing about her relationship with Félix

Some fandoms really want every mean girl character to be Cordelia Chase or Miu Kamenriderfourze. Nothing about their canonical characterization can prevent this fanon characterization. But I'm sorry, not every girl is cut out to be a queen

as an adult who enjoy's cartoons stuff in the kids bracket kinda breaks down for me as follows:

'i would warmly recommend this to animation enjoyers of all ages' (rare - basically just Infinity Train & Over the Garden Wall')

'i would warmly recommend this to other adults who like watching kid's cartoons' (this is stuff like The Last Airbender, Gravity Falls, Owl House, Steven Universe)

'this is good but i don't understand why adults watch it voluntarily' (im not naming names on this one lmao)

I have a headcanon that at least one Grimwalker died because they tried to adopt a child.

no joke i genuinely do wonder how many of the Golden Guard's cause of death was 'got a hot witch girlfriend'

like. given What Happened With Caleb i feel like Belos would consider any of the Grimwalkers showing romantic interest in a witch to be a betrayal. & even tho he seems to socially isolate them, like, a lot, there's only so much he can do to prevent it - historically people generally uhh find ways to get it on even in highly unlikely circumstances.

at least a couple of them must have died for the crime of wanting to have a love and/or sex life u know

I love that French dub Ladybug calls Chat “chaton” and English dub Ladybug calls Cat “kitty”. From my extensive research (checking two online dictionaries) it seems that this is an accurate translation and captures the correct vibe, but it would also technically be accurate to translate “chaton” to “kitten”. The vibes of Ladybug addressing this whole entire teenage boy as “kitten” would be unbelievable. Very deranged. I like to think that in-universe, the “chaton” -> “kitten” translation caught on for amateur English subs of found footage and interviews, and the Anglophone Ladybug fandom/Ladynoir RPF scene has spun off in an odd direction.

you can just buy felix's amok on zag store

It seems that most of the fandom hates that Lila character, and her concept does seem kind of silly to me, but I think she’s great for these reasons. An absolute nobody. completely self-made villain. Imagine if you used magic to create a perfect heir to continue your lifelong quest for wealth and power but instead they became a weird little theater kid while two random teen girls from nowhere developed insane beef with each other and duked it out for control over ultimate cosmic power

I do love the vibes of like, 85% of the plot of Miraculous Ladybug is a direct result of the Agreste extended family horseshit but then Marinette is the main character. Like sorry not everything revolves around your weird rich people drama, the future will be determined by this random baker’s daughter instead due to her courage and responsibility.