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*Texting*
Adrien: Just wanted to say I have a massive crush on you
Marinette: Oh
Marinette: Who’s the other guy?
Adrien: I added him for moral support
Marinette: LMAOOOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Nino: I’m here for you man
Nino: Do your thing
#Back from the dead I'm so sorry guys#Adrien Agreste#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Adrinette#Adrienette#Nino Lahiffe#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: Twitter
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Marinette: Babe, do not be concerned, he’s probably just tired or hungry...or getting jealous that I’m spending so much time with his best friend.
Nino: As a matter of fact I am tired and I am hungry, but the third thing is way off base.
Marinette:
Nino: If you weren’t a girl...
Marinette: Uh huh?
Nino: I’d karate chop you in the mouth.
Marinette: You would get winded just trying to ball your fist up, dough boy.
Nino: Well, good thing you don’t need a fist for a karate chop, you stupid idiot.
Marinette: You are such a door knob.
Nino (screaming and coming fast at Marinette’s face): And if I wanted to karate chop you, you’d be dead!
Marinette:
Nino, laughing: Look at her flinch!
Alya: This is good.
Nino: So scared, shaky shaky.
Marinette: I literally have not moved, I’m so not worried about you.
Nino: *starts panting while throwing air punches in Marinette’s general direction*
Marinette:
Marinette: You wanna go take a nap now?
Adrien: STOP!
#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Nino Lahiffe#Alya Cesaire#Adrien Agreste#Adrinette#Adrienette#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: New Girl
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Plagg: How is it that you are a superhero with the power of destruction at your fingertips, but your girlfriend is the terrifying one?
Adrien: I know right?! I got SO lucky.
(submitted by @starrynighttime)
#Plagg#Adrien Agreste#Chat Noir#Could be Adrinette could be Adrigami who knows let's tag both#Adrinette#Adrienette#Adrigami#Ladrien#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Starrynighttime#Source: Tiktok#submission
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Adrien: You may now read the vows you have prepared.
Nino: I think I misunderstood the assignment.
Alya: Oh, just read what you have.
Nino: Okay.
Nino, taking a deep breath: A E I O U.
#Adrien Agreste#Nino Lahiffe#Alya Cesaire#DJWiFi#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: Tumblr
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Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
Chat Noir after Copycat
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Gabriel comes to visit
Adrien: What is he doing here?!
Marinette: I thought you wanted to make amends!
Adrien: I meant after he was dead. I was planning on standing on his grave and shouting “I forgive you!”
(submitted by @starrynighttime)
#Adrien Agreste#Adrien the Mess#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Starrynighttime#Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine#submission
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Chanukah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis!
Nathaniel, explaining Chanukah to his friends
#HAPPY CHANUKAH Y'ALL!!#It should not be this difficult to find a good Chanukah quote#I'm just saying#Anyway#Nathaniel Kurtzberg#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: ThisgirlIknow Live Journal
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Merry Christmas, y’all!
Adrien: Well, Marinette, Christmas is just so stressful with the lists and the lines and-and the dancing girls at TV Town Song Room…
Alya: TV Town Song Room? Do you mean Radio City Music Hall?
Adrien: Yeah.
Alya: How could you get so many things wrong in a row?
Adrien: At Radio City Music’s Hall.
Marinette: What is going on here?
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Alya: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Adrien.
Marinette (looking lovingly at Adrien across the room): I don’t have feelings for Adrien.
Alya: Marinette, you are nowhere near my eyes.
#This is literally just all of season 5 so far#Alya Cesaire#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Adrinette#Adrienette#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: New Girl
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Chat Noir: The circumstances under which we met are completely insane. I just wish we met the way normal people meet, like at an anime convention.
Chat Noir: Or after an anime premiere.
Chat Noir: Or...or you came knocking on my door at home asking about anime.
Marinette: Is that how you think people meet?
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: I don’t know how normal people meet.
#OUR ONE THOUSANDTH POST WHOOOOOO#Chat Noir#Adrien the Mess#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Marichat#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: The Good Place
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Explaining the use of the Kwagatamas
Rena Rouge: Ancient catboys.
Chat Noir: NYAnderthals, you might say.
Ladybug: I ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT SAY, WHAT THE F*CK
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Good news! I have successfully replaced all my emotions with jokes.
Adrien the Mess Agreste
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Chloe: Are you talking about Elmo? Elmo is three years old, idiot!
Alya: How do you know that?
Chloe: How do you not know that?
#Chloe Bourgeois#Alya Cesaire#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Sesame Street#Source: Tumblr
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Chat Noir (bitterly looking at Rena Rouge and Carapace): Please. They think they’re so great just ‘cause they know each other’s allergies? You know what I’m allergic to?
Ladybug: Yup. Them?
Chat Noir: Totally.
Chat Noir: And also bees. You should know that, if I got stung by a bee, I could die.
#Let's be real he's still bitter they know each other's identities#Chat Noir#Ladybug#Adrien the Mess#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Alya, after Marinette trash talks Lila again: Why do you always see the worst in people?
Marinette: Because people are the worst.
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I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.
Chloe Bourgeois
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The roast of Marinette’s dreams
Marinette: Chloe Bourgeois; elegance, grace, sophistication.
Marinette: But enough about your sister.
Marinette: You know what the worst moment of Chloe’s life was?
Marinette: When the last song played at one of her parties and she would run off and cry because she still hadn’t won her parents approval!
Marinette: I see Lila Rossi is here. Lila and I have a lot in common. Now here’s how you can tell us apart;
Marinette: One of us is a manipulative demon who’s an expert at making other people miserable...
Marinette: And then the other one is me!
#COME ON IT FIT PERFECTLY#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Miraculous#Miraculous Ladybug#ML#Lawbreaker#Source: The Good Place
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