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Nesta: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like "he's a good listener."
Feyre: I'm sorry, what do you look for in a mate?
Nesta: I dunno, real stuff. Shape of his ass.
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Tyrion: Just be yourself
Jaime: 'Be myself'? Tyrion, I have one day to win Brienne over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Podrick: Couple weeks
Bronn: Six months
Tormund: Jury's still out
Jaime: See?
Jaime: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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SCP: Welcome Home:
Wally: *after causing a new D-Class member to break down in tears* I always forget how weirdly numb to horrific things I am. Do you think it affects my soul and the relationships I build with others?
Doctor Clef: *casually* Oh, for sure.
Wally: Huh.
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Aiden: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Ash: Because I barely know you?
Aiden: Fine, message received.
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Adam:You know, you can't spell independent without dependent.
Vaggie:And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without fuck you!
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.
Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.
Jason: Crime, crime.
Dick: Gotham, Gotham.
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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!
Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!
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#commander cody is captain holt#the clone wars#captain rex#commander cody#star wars#tcw#incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Office
*Natasha walking pass Y/N*
Natasha: Hey Y/N, will you join me in Fury's office for a second?
Y/N *following Natasha*: Ohhh, private rendezvous huh? This whole 'trying to make a baby' thing has got you super freaky girl-
*Entering the office*
Y/N: Heeeyyy FuRY! *clears throat* What's up dude...!!
Fury: ...
Natasha: What did you think was happening??
Fury: She clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here...
Y/N: WHAt?! Inappropes much, Nick? *awkward chuckle*
Natasha: ...😏😏
Fury: Hey! Stop thinking of ideas!!
Natasha:
#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#avengers x reader#natasha x reader#avengers#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#natasha romanoff x you#marvel#mcu#natasha romanoff x y/n#natasha romanoff x female reader#source: brooklyn nine nine#nick fury#nick fury x reader
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Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?
Anakin: Have you never met a human before?
Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?
Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.
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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.
ajax: why are you telling me this??
wednesday: because no one will believe you.
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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]
Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?
Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?
Jason: I conjured him.
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#stranger things#stranger things s4#eddie munson#joseph quinn#eddie stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson lives#steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington x eddie munson#robin buckley#robin & steve#platonic stobin#platonic soulmates#robin & eddie#platonic reddie#they were siblings in another life#rueleigh edits#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Loki / Brooklyn Nine-Nine [29/?]
#is he even lying??#loki#mobius m. mobius#hunter b 15#loki series#mcu#loki memes#lokiedit#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Robin: I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.
Steve: Yeah, that's my sweet spot.
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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*
Ace: What do you do to them?
Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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