missaquavelvetica
Miss Aqua Velvetica
21, transedgender and gay as fuck | she/her pronouns are preferred, but any of em' except for he/him and it/its are fine, including all the neopronouns- neopronouns are fun! | JOKE'S ON YOU FUCKERS, I'M INTO VORE | New to doing vore stuff on Tumblr, but not new to Tumblr itself | I roleplay sometimes
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Do I have anyone who works at walmart or Sam's club following me
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the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
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im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
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does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today
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Palestinians don’t have basic humanitarian supplies. No food or clean water and the Israeli army is given luxuries.
Never buy Garnier. Filth.
[@selintifada]
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Thank you for reading!
EDIT because people keep missing my footnote in the page itself: the top two panels in the "unfortunately [...] a haiku" page are a reference to THIS comic!
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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence
Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.
Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.
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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)
#I am but a mortal human.#Do y'all really think I could beat a whole damn dragon?#The correct answer is no I cannot.
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but boops are funny
if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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whoops I think I kinda forgot I had this account.
anyway uhhhhh hi I'm back even though I should be asleep right now (I'll do it once I finish typing this on my phone I swear)
Did you know that until 1922, vampires burning in the sun wasn't a thing? They were always nocturnal, but could still go out in the sun without turning into a pile of ashes... until some guy in Germany decided to make a rip-off Dracula movie we all know as Nosferatu and fucking changed how vampires are depicted forever
I learned this from a TikTok and now I wanna make a vampire OC who doesn't burn in the sun (but still has all the other stuff like silver, stakes, and garlic to worry about)
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served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images
#reblog#the autism creature#the tbh#autism creature#tbh#yippee#yippee creature#autism tbh yippee#reaction images
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if someone reblogs this It means they love BOOBS!!!!!!!!
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