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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
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i literally couldn't take a single second of thor 4 seriously coz any time gorr appeared on screen i remembered "atheist bale" and started cry laughing coz of this fucking meme
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ok we all love Larry the cat, but also this is the Chief Mouser of the Foreign & Commonwealth Office. His name is Palmerston. Appreciate him.
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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i dont like most engl fan chants but these two are hilarious
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Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw
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Dragon Logic
Honestly I think this makes perfect sense.
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This being the automated banner image for the Dracula Daily tag is SENDING me
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When all this is over, will you stay with me? For good?
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