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how can you guys say that real life isnt a proper life series season??? Its literally in the name, are you literally going to deny the symbolism that all the winners are soulmate pairs??? im going to angst this one session until it runs dry, its april and im the fool.

This tumblr user is not going to be normal about Joel Smallishbeans in Hermitcraft season 10

absolutely obsessed with joel smallishbeans's maximalist swag

I love Skizzleman

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never watched a second of hermitcraft, but JOEL IS THERE NOW SO I HAVE NO CHOICE !!! epic first episode

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still so unbelievably ill abt the mounders, cannot get over them ever

The next season is just streamed on whatever platform, so we get to watch it in real time. Rules are though that they can't look at chat and if they do they go down a color.

For some spice, maybe add back the boogieman, but they can't stream (they can record) until they kill someone. We're just watching only for the stream to cut out after the boogieman is selected. Knowing who the boogieman is but unable to tell the players. Watching them interact with the boogieman, wondering if this was going to be it.

The stream cutting out and then seeing that person in another stream ougrhjfg...... oh that's good

Love it when people make angst of Joel’s response to Lizzie’s death because he always seems so quiet and withdrawn when really what he did was say “mY wIfE” in a Borrat Voice and then yell about how sad he was for a couple minutes.

I really like the idea of everyone showing up at Lizzie's void sleepover whenever they died.

With her beaming everytime a new guest came through the door, which after waiting so long it seemed like they all knocked at once ! Cake, comfy beds, and fluffy nightgowns to wash away the dead's tears.

Some called it quite silly that she held on to the hard task that was the main reason that she was here first. But she knew she would be the one laughing when everyone finally came to her party. She smiled, but there was one person who never showed up.

As the others left till the next time they were dragged back into this game, and as she turned off the lights of her home being the last to leave. Walking out the door, she gave one last glance at her home, hoping that the last guest never arrives, because she doesn't want him to be alone.

sooo normal about how lonely scar has been in secret life, and how he is left now alone in an empty world

maid life

everyone wears a maid outfit and they have an hour or so to prepare. then they all go into a woodland mansion to clear it out. the ones who live through that pvp with all the totems and stuff. the last one standing is the new owner of the mansion

Are they required to join tumblr as well? To get the maid outfits?

so… now the winners’ squad is made of two strangled pairs of soulmates who murdered each other at some point in time after devoting themselves to their partner that now they just don’t know where they stand on right now because the love, nostalgia and hate blend themselves in both memories and emotions

and then there’s martyn

OH MY GODD????

you don't understand how ill this makes me

using the list by @/applepie1000 !!

it's so joelver 😞😞😞😞

This is how Joel Smallishbeans can win Secret Life!!! ✨✨

Find your nearest Watcher

Drop to the floor in front of them

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE 🙏🙏