the underlying theme of the life series is that divorce wins and the reason jimmy keeps getting out first is because he has been in too many happy marriages

ROUND ONE

I am in absolute shambles

SHELBY WHY

I KNOW IT'S THE SKULK TALKING BUT

where the fuck did “divorce wins” originate i need to introduce this phrase to my mother (divorced) and I need some kind of explanation

aziraphale had to improvise

Custody Battle: START

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When Cleo wins the next life series the winners group is just going to be the most divorced group you’ve ever looked at

"they find each other in every universe ❤️" but its ren in a leadership role and cleo violently overthrowing him by any means necessary

how can you guys say that real life isnt a proper life series season??? Its literally in the name, are you literally going to deny the symbolism that all the winners are soulmate pairs??? im going to angst this one session until it runs dry, its april and im the fool.

So they not divorced 😭🥹

Last session notes.........

Congratulations to Grant Wilson and Marco Li for being the last couple standing 👏👏👏

Owen "Spent four years pretending to be dead, whilst secretly concocting an elaborate plot to take revenge on his ex boyfriend by gradually dismantling every principal he has ever believed in, thus making his entire life purpose obsolete" Carvour: Here's some advice, Curt. It's called moving on.

[Barok Van Zieks Voice]: Two tickets to the Barbie Movie.........Please.....

oh my god i forgot to post this on here, but "Tilly death do us part" amiright