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minetowalkonglass · 7 hours
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dean's like. when i want my dad to like me i hide all my soft parts and when i want other hunters to respect me i act like my dad and when other men leer at me in bars i no homo it up and when motel owners perceive something queer abt me i butch it up and when my little brother teases me i project the feminine things i actually like onto him and when i'm around attractive women i lean into the image that's already been cultivated around me as a charming ladies man and flirt shamelessly (but actually i'm shy) and when i'm around queer women i don't have to perform for i can relax and wear silly outfits and indulge in my actual interests and hobbies and when i'm around kids i am soft and vulnerable and honest because i know they won't judge me and when faced with the option of choosing any presentation i joke that i'd pick to look like a hot cheerleader and everyone thinks i'm being pervy but actually. well. who wouldn't want to be a hot cheerleader am i right? and no no other people don't think like that i guess, heh, nevermind....and when i'm with my best friend...sometimes i think he can see all of me, like really see me, and it's simultaneously terrifying and so so easy.
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minetowalkonglass · 8 hours
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lucifer calling cas 'the winchester's purse dog' i can't
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minetowalkonglass · 10 hours
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12 years ago today, we got one of the most hilarious shots in the whole show as Crowley made a homophobe kiss him in his first on-screen appearance!
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minetowalkonglass · 10 hours
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minetowalkonglass · 10 hours
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jimmy novak is a fascinating character to me and at least 80% of the reason for that is that no one in their right mind would ever cast misha collins to play that character. like, misha played him because he was already playing cas but if they had written a guy like jimmy without cas existing first they would never have cast a guy like misha to play him. it's not his type. and it makes jimmy come off really strange in an interesting way.
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minetowalkonglass · 10 hours
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the king has returned
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minetowalkonglass · 11 hours
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i am very much enjoying your reaction to supernatural lol, don't worry it only gets wilder
WILDER THAN A TEDDY BEAR STEALING PORNO MAGS???????
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minetowalkonglass · 14 hours
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beautiful things on the radio and the refrain music is BEGGING for an AMV where the major beats is a cas death. If i knew how to make amvs i would do it but i don't think i want to teach myself just to do it so you just have to let me beam this into your heads
please stay [generic soft bunker clip not a big name one] i want you [embrace] i need you [praying scene] oh god don't take [praying to Chuck & punching door] these beautiful things that i've
GOT [light burst when Raphael arrives at Chuck's]
PLEASE [splat Cas smoothie in Swan Song]
STAY [leviathan Cas chest bubbling / cut to wading into lake / cut to folding coat] I WANT YOU I NEED YOU OH GOD
also at another part where it goes 'i want you i need you' we obvi use the crypt scene from Goodbye Stranger
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minetowalkonglass · 15 hours
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So I have this fic idea of Cas being magically kicked from his vessel somehow and desperately seeking Dean's help, even though he's weak and tired and stuck in his true form and its not like Dean can see or hear him anyway, but he needs him. so he tries to talk.
While Dean's driving.
Of course Dean nearly crashes the car because the windows explode and Sam is clutching at his ears, but Dean can hear something....
He pulls over and Sam's still in pain but Dean can hear....
-ean......... Dea- ....... Dean......... he...lp.....
"Cas?..... Cas, that you?"
And it's weird because the 'voice' sounds nothing like Cas - it's musical and tinkling, like a wind chime in his head - but Dean just knows.
He shouldn't be able to understand. but he can.
"Cas?" He says more desperately.
Dean?......... you........ hear.... me?......
"Yeah buddy, I can hear you. Whats going on? Whats happening?"
Sam, still wincing, says "That's Cas?!"
So Dean eventually leaves Sam with Baby and walks away from the road to get him away from anything breakable.
-orry... Dean..... no choice...... locked..... out....... vessel...... talk..... to........... you....... -eed........ help....
And Dean is absolutely on board to help Cas however he can.
He asks how he can hear Cas' true voice and Cas doesn't know. He asks if he can see him, and Cas says no, because he can't risk his eyes, and Dean points out that if he can understand what he's saying he can probably take a peak without the whole eyes burning up in his head thing.
But the wind chime tinkling can somehow sound exactly like Cas without sounding nothing like Cas when it says. No.
Dean has mixed feelings on how the familiar and unfamiliar overlap. He feels fond. "This is what you really sound like? Like a friggin' music box? That's what blew out all the windows and nearly exploded Sam's ears?"
The following silence shouldn't remind Dean of the squinty eyed stare he knows well, but it does.
So Dean is now the only one who can understand Cas, who is hovering nearby, invisible. he learns how to speak to just Dean so that he stops exploding all the glass around him. and the race is on to find his body and get him back inside before it's too late.
Why can Dean understand him now?? Interesting question.
(He secretly wonders if this is what his prayers to Cas feel like to him.)
He does in fact convince Cas to reveal his true form and of course he can see it just fine. It's a fun moment of really seeing the person you've become so familiar with in a new light. (You know the drill.)
(Also Cas' line about how big his true form is was hugely exaggerating for Samuel's benefit. Angels are big glowing multi-winged bird-like creatures with a halo on fire above their heads.)
Cas has to communicate with Sam via Dean and they have conversations that sound bizarre to Sam because he can only hear Dean's side of it. but it's also kind of normal and on brand for the two of them really.
It'd be a fun time.
When Cas does eventually get his body back Dean gets a little sad about the loss of the voice in his head and the cool bird creature, but he's happy to see his friend is okay. and that he's in a form he can hug with relief now.
then when he goes to sleep that night he has a dream. that Cas walks into. He hints at the reason Dean could understand him (their bond) and thanks him again. Finally they sit together on a sunny grassy hill in Dean's dream - Cas in his true form and Dean petting his feathers gently.
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finding out there’s a prison in heaven was so funny actually
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the fact that sam has no friends despite being like a relatively well adjusted nice person and his brother who is genuinely insane mess who constantly pushes people away and fucks up their lives has legions of people who adore him would drop anything for him top ten funniest parts of supernatural
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i'm right and misha collins is wrong jsyk
anyway supernatural's one allowed 'fuck' swear should be given to mary winchester
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"Yeah, well, I guess we've all changed." ↳ 12.15 - SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL
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anyway my ideal supernatural ending (keeping it in the realm of something i'd actually believe they'd film) would have been something like... after team free will 2.0 defeats chuck they're all standing around and smiling and giving each other manly hugs and stoic nods while covered in blood and jack says he's hungry and it breaks the silence and the group starts talking about going to the biggersons they saw on the way to the final showdown and then sam and jack head to the impala parked on the side of the road up ahead while dean and cas hang back for a second and dean gives him one of those cheeky little grins and puts his arm around cas's shoulders and goes "c'mon buddy" and leads him to the impala then they get in and the engine starts and they drive down the wide open road while carry in wayward son plays
we could have launched a thousand fics in that grin alone
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dean would do soooooo well on riverdale he would fit right in. veronica would say something insane referencing an obscure hollywood actor from the forties in a sentence that loops back around twice and dean would go Finally. people who speak english
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Changing Channels as gay dean propaganda. After Gabriel I guess sees Dean watching Dr. Sexy, somehow knows Dean likes Dr. Sexy, AND after Gabriel sees just how Dean reacts to his Dr. Sexy and sees that Dean’s crush is so legit as to break the illusion and help Dean uncover Gabriel, Gabriel– as his torture meant to break them– scripts Dean into a sitcom scene version of Supernatural where he’s hooked up with a random woman in a bikini. This is Supernatural as a tv show written by Gabriel within Chuck’s universe, so it’s essentially a parody of the most shallow read of the show possible. And while Dean’s reaction to Dr. Sexy was entirely unscripted and real, a true act of his free will, his encounter with the woman in the motel room is entirely forced, scripted by an angel, and fake.
WOMAN But we did do work! In depth.
Laugh track. DEAN waves at her as she leaves. SAM shuts the door and shakes his head. DEAN speaks through a forced smile.
DEAN How long do we have to keep doing this?
And it’s torture, and it's so interesting that this in particular is torture, because it's not like getting shot or slapped or strapped to a machine to get hit in the balls, it's just a dollhouse version of Chuck’s bigger universe, endlessly playing their parodistic roles that Gabriel has assigned to them.
And then Dean, in another genuine act of free will, goes on to figure out the Trickster is an angel because of Cas’s literally disrupting the plan by breaking into the fake, scripted Supernatural™ where Dean is scripted to act as if he's had sex with a random hot woman, and Dean figures it out because he can read Cas and knows him and can tell that he knows Gabriel just by seeing how he looks at him.
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