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Yelena: why do you keep following me around, Kate Bishop?
Kate: well… we are kind of dating now.
Yelena: that makes sense. *points over Kate’s shoulder* what’s your excuse?
Peter: me ma’am?
Yelena: if I’m dating her then why are you following me around, too?
Kate: we are a package deal.
Peter: buy one idiot, get the second one free?
Yelena: I need a refund.
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*blows the dust off of the document* 😂😂 I said I’d be back eventually. I looked at the calendar… it’s eventually. Have some more pirate Bella.
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Narcissa: okay Bella, let’s have a look at how far you’ve come and talk about your emotions. How are you feeling at this current moment?
Bellatrix: stabbing
Narcissa: no Bella, we’ve spoken about this, that is not an emotion, that is an action
Andromeda: one that Cissy is trying to avoid, by talking about your emotions
Bellatrix: fair enough. Okay, I’ll bite, ask me again
Narcissa: Bella, how are you feeling?
Bellatrix: surprising nobody, I feel stabby
Andromeda: see, that’s progress
Narcissa: get out, Andie
#bellatrix black#harry potter#bellatrix lestrange#narcissa malfoy#narcissa black#andromeda tonks#andromeda black
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The Sister’s Black when someone hurts Hermione
Bellatrix, extremely predictable: I will kill them, Pet. Just show me who
Narcissa, poised as always: I will make them regret the day they first drew air
Andromeda, surprising everyone: I will burn them alive and roast marshmallows on their pyre
#bellatrix black#bellatrix x hermione#harry potter#hermione granger#bellamione#bellatrix lestrange#andromeda black#andromeda tonks#narcissa black#narcissa malfoy
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Kate: did you guys know that being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love?
Yelena, playing with the tip of her knife: unless you are home alone.
Kate: what… no
Natasha, chuckling: or in prison.
Yelena: yes, that is also a good one.
Kate: you guys are the worst. *leaves the room*
Yelena: she loves us.
Natasha: we are adorable.
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Yelena, talking to herself outside of the compound: okay Belova. Don’t be a pussy. No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone.
Kate, giving a little wave: hey Yelena, coming inside? *holds the door open for her*
Yelena, after one smile: Yes, I am right behind you. Go on in, Kate Bishop.
*watches Kate enter the building*
Yelena, letting her head hit the wall: you are royally fucked.
Sonya: did she smile at you again?
Yelena: I hate you.
Sonya, leaning against the wall while handing Yelena a lit cigarette: no you don’t.
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Bellatrix: when have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Hermione: do you want that chronological or in alphabetical order
Andromeda: or varying degrees of intensity and stupidity
Narcissa: or by level of war crime?
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Yelena: I hate you.
Kate: Enemies to lovers.
Yelena: What?
Kate: Slowburn.
Yelena: What are-
Kate: Angst with happy ending.
Yelena: You're insane, Kate Bishop.
Natasha: Eventual smut.
Kate: Right?! Thank you.
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Kate, abruptly stopping a make out session: would you miss me if I died?
Yelena, letting out a deep chuckle: oh Kate Bishop, it is so funny that you think you can get out of this relationship by a silly little thing like death.
Kate: that sounds like a threat…
Yelena, kissing her nose: do not worry about the details. Now…less talking. More kissing.
Kate, immediately drawn to Yelena’s lips: fair enough.
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Bella: you are a horrible judge of character, pet.
Hermione: but Im married to you.
Andromeda: I think you are just proving Bella’s point.
Bella: and you are friends with Andy.
Andromeda: seriously what is wrong with you?
Hermione: oh forget it.
Bella, watching her walk away: getting smarter everyday, pet.
Andromeda: you must be spectacular in bed for her to put up with us.
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Yelena, budgeting her money for the holidays: what do you want for Christmas this year, Kate Bishop? Do not say a pony again. I already said no to that.
Kate: I don’t need anything.
Yelena: I know you don’t neeeeed anything but I want to spoil my girlfriend. So what will it be?
Kate, pretending to think: I wouldn’t say no to a couple of orgasms and a nap.
Yelena:… should we go cash that in now?
Peter: I need to find somewhere else to live.
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Thanksgiving
Yelena and Wanda had been in the kitchen preparing a large dinner all afternoon. Natasha made her way back in after being kicked out numerous times. She asked Yelena if she knew where her girlfriend was at because she had gotten a notification on her phone from Door Dash.
Yelena made her way to their room and saw Kate sharing a pizza with Lucky and Fanny. “Kate Bishop, we’ve been preparing food all day. What are you doing in here?”
“Eating and watching the parade,” she saw a disappointed look on her girlfriend’s face. “But I’m a growing woman. You can’t possibly expect me to wait. It’s not my fault we got hungry.”
“You could’ve come into the kitchen,” Yelena sat down on the floor with everyone.
“Oh no,” Kate shook her head, “I saw the way Wanda yelled at Natasha for sneaking some sweet potatoes. I’m happy here.”
“Okay, little hawk,” Yelena kissed her cheek. “I will call you when dinner is ready. You better have room.”
Kate reached out and grabbed Yelena’s arm, “can’t you stay and watch some of the parade with us?”
Yelena’s heart clenched looking at her girlfriend and the pups. She immediately sat down, wrapping her arm around Kate’s shoulders, “Americans do love a parade.”
Kate rested her head on Yelena’s shoulder, “not as much as I love you, babe.”
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Kate: I just want to cuddle with you like 23/7.
Yelena:…
Kate: what?
Yelena: I may be from Russia but I know that the day has 24 hours.
Kate: we need a designated snacking hour.
Yelena: 21/7?
Kate: deal.
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Shhh don’t scare it away 😂😂 the planning has begun. Get ready From Russia fans. I’m going to begin working on this in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned for more!
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Hermione: I know that if I’m ever sad or in trouble, Bella will be there
Bellatrix, jumping over a couch, wielding a blowtorch: who’s getting fried
Hermione: it was a figure of speech!
Andromeda: and you just carry around blowtorches?
Narcissa: and you just jumped over my expensive couch
#bellatrix black#bellatrix x hermione#harry potter#hermione granger#bellamione#bellatrix lestrange#andromeda black#andromeda tonks#narcissa black#narcissa malfoy
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