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metanoianmayhem · 12 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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metanoianmayhem · 14 hours
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metanoianmayhem · 23 hours
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wanna help me break in my new boots? :)
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metanoianmayhem · 23 hours
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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CRIPPLING ANGST BETWEEN THESE TWO
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metanoianmayhem · 1 day
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THE HEART BREAKS ON BLITZØ :'((((((
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metanoianmayhem · 1 day
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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.
Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)
Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/
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metanoianmayhem · 1 day
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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metanoianmayhem · 1 day
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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metanoianmayhem · 2 days
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Dan Mora just does not miss!
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metanoianmayhem · 2 days
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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metanoianmayhem · 2 days
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unrelated to anything. I don't think I can fuck straight men anymore?
I just
everytime I try to flirt with them.
It just
Goes Bad
Like. My guy. I am begging you for some self awareness. Pls
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metanoianmayhem · 2 days
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Really enjoying making deliberate time in my skin. I have been so uncomfortable with my body myself the last few years. Other people looking at me naked? sexy nakedness?
All very much easier lately than being comfortable just in my skin around the house.
Remembering to take time with my me is harder than I'd like to admit.
Insomnia is back, baby. Guess we'll see how I feel as the adulting continues.
I miss! fresh connections! New people touching me unsurely and wantingly.
I miss that little inhale right before you take the chance to kiss someone new.
I miss catching the scent of someone new and *want* sweep through you tangibly.
I want new callouses, new touches on my chest. Want and want and want just.
Lately, I just want to be desired. Lately, I want it to be old and I want it to be new.
But God. I want new hands on me
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metanoianmayhem · 2 days
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Titties in leather, as a treat 🥰
MEN DNI UNDER PAIN OF DEATH 🔪🔪🔪
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metanoianmayhem · 3 days
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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.
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metanoianmayhem · 3 days
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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
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metanoianmayhem · 4 days
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Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags
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June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.
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