I live with the knowledge in the deepest parts of my heart that I would have made an excellent lady's maid if I lived in the past.

That is if I survived that bout of childhood pneumonia.

once i get into warm blankie its over

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

Ehimeora

Not me drooling over a pile of 720 lobster claws

Does Tumblr's status of being the hellsite prevent it from being counted as a social media? I used to say I don't use social media but now I need to ask a Tumblr professional if that statement still stands.

Tumblr is the social media for anti-social people.

Do I Like This Film or Do I Just Like The Music.

An autobiography

I caught some rainbows

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

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voni

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phallus

I like 'em dumb but not too dumb ya know?

Put them through a couple rounds of pre-rinsing with the smarticler softener and then iron them out with some RESPECT.

They should be good in no time!

I love the butter cookies with the sugar on top.

Yanno the ones with the textuer of

Sand

I might not be able to get to the ren faire rn but I can at least listen to greensleeves and eat some fried chicken in a pretty dress at home.

They love each other and play together and my heart just can't take it. It's so pure and sweet.