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merlinbtch · 12 days
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WE FINISHED RETURN OF THE KING FINALLY!!!!!!!
It was so good I sort of guessed that aragorn was gonna be the lost king of minas tirith but oh well still good. I don't appreciate how frodo just bailed on his buddies after a couple years at the end there.
ALSO!!!!! BOY™ LIED ABOUT THE GOLLUM DEATH!!!!!!!! HE TOLD ME HE DIED WHEN HE FELL DOWNT HE BIG HOLE NEAR THE SPIDERS!!!! BUT NOOOOO GOLLUM COMES BACK AND GETS KICKED INTO LAVA BY FRODO!!!!!!
And Boy™ and I were cuddling!!!!!!! We were laying on the couch cuddling!!!!! And smooching!!!!!!!! ajjsjejwkjs I missing him so much right nowww :(
We also started on the hobbit!!!!! No extended edition on max but still, we got about an hour into it and it is pretty good so far. I like the one dwarf with the floppy hat that sticks out like ears, and Kili and Fili are silly. Balin just sounds like truffle Hunter from Narnia so I think they're the same guy possibly.
Anywho that's all for this life update :3
Ok so this guy I like is having me watch the Lord of the rings movies with him right?
So tell me why I thought they would destroy the ring and win within the first movie 😭😭
I thought they all had their own special little thing happening but nope
They just run around in the woods for 4 hours and get basically nowhere and also gandalf fuckin dies. What the freak
I legit thought that each movie had their own problems with how long they are.
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merlinbtch · 12 days
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HOW DARE YOU !!!! :((((((
I do often wonder what the Tyler's neighbours thought after the Doctor made an entrance into Rose's life. Like, Rose's disappears for a whole year. Jackie blames the boyfriend. Rose then turns up, and they hear from Jackie that Rose had been travelling with some kind of Doctor!
Not to mention, he looked old enough to be her dad! They see him around for a while now and then, when Rose comes to see Jackie. But suddenly, he disappears! And now Rose is off travelling with a younger man, who also seems to be a Doctor!
Poor Mickey! Dropped by his girlfriend for two different blokes! And then of course, one day Mickey disappears as well! Rumour has it he had been at that school which blew up, but never came home! Then came the ghosts, and then Rose is back with her second Doctor, holding hands and giggling. They seem totally surprised by the turn of events. Like, where on Earth could they have been travelling that didn't have any Ghosts?
By the end of the day, all of the Tylers are missing.
Only a man in an army coat comes by once to knock on the flat door. But there's no answer, and he leaves looking crestfallen. And now the Powell Estate feels less joyful. The Tyler's had been a fixture for over two decades. They'd comforted Jackie when her poor husband had died in that tragic accident. They'd watched little Rose grow without her father, but incredibly close to her mother.
They watched a heartbroken Jackie as she searched for a whole year for her only child. And watched with happy surprise as they reunited unexpectedly.
But now they were all gone. Even Mickey Smith, the happy go lucky kid who'd always had a soft spot for Rose. All they knew for sure, was that that family fell into trouble the moment Rose met that first Doctor. And it had only gotten worse from there.
Couple of years pass, and they hear rumours that Mickey Smith has suddenly reappeared. Only he doesn't return to the estate, and marries a woman named Martha apparently.
They don't blame him for not returning to the Estate.
Too many ghosts.
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merlinbtch · 14 days
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currently dying at the fact that the last three doctors have died to a big fuck-off laser
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merlinbtch · 14 days
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Bannakaffalatta, the twin planet of raxicoricofallipatprious; clom, angel bob, and so many others
The thing about doctor who is that it’s so fucking stupid and unserious at times but after a while you get used to it and don’t even bat an eye when some guy introduces himself with the stupidest name you’ve ever heard because it’s doctor who
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merlinbtch · 14 days
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The face he's making too omg
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contender for funniest thing a dw actor has ever said
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merlinbtch · 14 days
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Boy™ thoughts :3
sorry i have to go stare at images of that guy. yeah it’s gonna be all day.
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merlinbtch · 14 days
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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merlinbtch · 15 days
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merlinbtch · 15 days
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I always forget how much I hate the Midnight episode. Just the unknown, unable to find out until it gets into the mind of them and takes over.
Hurgh and then the look on the doctors face as it takes ahold of him eughhhh
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The fear on his face makes my heart hurt and how he's staring directly at us </3
The only redeemable part of this episode is Jethro the little baby emo Merlin he is :3
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merlinbtch · 22 days
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WE WATCHED ALMOST ALL OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY!!!!!!! We have about 2ish hours left?? I don remember, but we watched it on Monday.
I still don't like Eowyn or however you spell it, and I am really disappointed by how anticlimactic gollums death was. Bro just fell. And I'm so worried about merry and Pippin everytime something happens omg they aren't allowed to die I'll cry.
Also shelog can go die I fucking hate spiders,,, but she did help me by getting Boy™ to do the arm thing :3
Alsooooo,, I ASKED BOY ™ TO GO TO PROM WITH MEEEEE!!!!! He graduated early before he moved in with his dad across the country so he didn't have a senior prom, but now he does!!!!!! And the theme is starwars which we both are obsessed withhhhhh.
I'm so excited jajajejjjajdnjdj
But that's all for this Boy™/LOTR watch party :33
Ok so this guy I like is having me watch the Lord of the rings movies with him right?
So tell me why I thought they would destroy the ring and win within the first movie 😭😭
I thought they all had their own special little thing happening but nope
They just run around in the woods for 4 hours and get basically nowhere and also gandalf fuckin dies. What the freak
I legit thought that each movie had their own problems with how long they are.
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merlinbtch · 23 days
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people around the kingdom would have seen link stood atop the light dragon, squinting past the sun to try and make out his actions. word spread of the supposed hero of hyrule wasting precious time dawdling with untameable beasts in the sky, rather than saving them all from their twisted fate as he was destined for.
link had no words to spit out in retaliation. no way to tell them that the beast they speak of asks for her syrup to be poured in between every layer of her morning stack of pancakes, and ties her own boot laces the way she was taught as a child with clumsy fingers. he has no way to explain that these intricacies only he knows of justify his time spent in the sky, because this beast that soars the kingdom with braids tangled in its mane is nothing but a girl in his eyes.
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merlinbtch · 26 days
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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merlinbtch · 26 days
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I missed the boopening because I was on a date, watching the lotr movies 😔😔
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It was real! I could swat my beloveds with cat paws!
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merlinbtch · 1 month
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Guys is it weird to make someone a cd mixtape in 2024????
I already made it but now I'm remembering hearing things in movies about how they're cringe and old
And yes this is another post about Boy™, but I really like him and these are all of romantic songs that remind me of him and they're all songs about love and feelings.
Playlist and more below :3
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Would it be weird to give it to him??? Like we are going pretty good so far. It feels very reasonable to me because my grandpa made me CDs with the songs that we listen to, he taught me how to do it, so it's a very close thing to my heart. The art of putting music together. My mom made them for me, I made them for her, it's just how I show love I guess??
We've been together since February 17th but is it too early??
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merlinbtch · 1 month
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THEY SAY SHES SHOULD BEVER USE NOBLE-TEMPLE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS WEIRD
SO
TEMPLE-NOBLE
TEMPLE FROM THE LATIN ROOT TEMP MEANING TIME
NOBLE MEANING A PERSON BORN INTO HIGH SOCIAL OR POLITICAL RANK, INCLUDING NOBLEMAN WHO ARE SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS LORDS
TEMPLE-NOBLE
TIME-LORD
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merlinbtch · 1 month
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OK WE FINISHED TWO TOWERS TODAY
Gimli, Merry, and Pippin are my favourites. Gimli is so silly and sassy to Legolas I love him. AND MERRY AND PIPPIN GOT THEIR PIPEWEED!!!! they're so silly I love them :3
I was so right about gollum he's a skiving evil little creature and I DO NOT like him.
We went to hot topic because they were SUPPOSED to have a lot of Lord of the rings stuff, but they only had funko mystery ones. His favourite character is aragorn and he was one of the surprise secret ones in it.
He got a ring wraith or whatever they're called and I GOT ARAGORN!!!!
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ALSO
BOY™ KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!! FIRST KISS ACHIEVED NAJDJEJSJNDNSJSJJD
When were driving we play the car game where we say as many colours of cars as we can (only the actual colours, not the black and white ones theres too many of those) and after we had dinner Boy™ said I won and if I kept naming them he was gonna smooch me.
So obviously I kept naming them lmao what do you expect :33
Anywho we're planning on watching the final movie of the trilogy either Thursday(hopefully :( ) or next Monday :3
Ok so this guy I like is having me watch the Lord of the rings movies with him right?
So tell me why I thought they would destroy the ring and win within the first movie 😭😭
I thought they all had their own special little thing happening but nope
They just run around in the woods for 4 hours and get basically nowhere and also gandalf fuckin dies. What the freak
I legit thought that each movie had their own problems with how long they are.
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