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guys i hate rosekiller It's disgusting
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I hate some jegulus shippers who want to write regulus as a little sweetheart
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[finding a dead body]
Regulus: How long do you think he’s been down there?
Barty *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*:
Barty: I’d say June of ’77
Regulus: You can tell by tasting it?
Barty: No there’s a newspaper next to him
Regulus: Then why’d you lick it?
Barty: C’mon how often do you get to taste a dead guy?
Regulus:
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Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—
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Imagine Bartylus fake dating (for whatever reason) and James is so jealous that Regulus thinks he’s homophobic 😭😭
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lmao
Pandora: I saw Reg's PP..and his bubbles. what am I gonna do? he's never gonna speak to me again. I'm so embarrassed.
Evan: it's not a big deal. I've seen Regulus' stuff, like, a million times
Barty: you have?I mean..how?
Evan: we grew up together. Locker rooms, swimming pools , penis fights ... it just happens.
Barty: why haven't I seen it?
Evan: why do you want to see it?
Barty: he's my best friend.
Evan: again, why do you want to see it?
Barty: what if Reg's gets into an accident? what if he's horribly disfigured,and I have to identify him, and all the remains are his private parts? and I'm standing there and I'm saying "Sorry , Officer I can't help you, because no,I haven't seen his penis." and then BOOM , he's buried in an unmarked grave.
Evan: again,why do you want to see it??
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