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i would totally do a cannonball into super kamiokande. fuck them neutrinos its my turn in the fancy pool
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my ass would go to wizard school and the only spell i would learn is
summon meatball
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busy dabbin on the haters (my ex-wife)
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they call it the ice age bc. it. was very cold
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the. word tortoise is deribed from the latin word tortus meaning "house" and toisus meaning "man" giving us tortoise "house man"
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remember to look out for the vampires this holiday and get yourseld a jolly christmqs stake
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american football patch notes
- football now has a speaker inside that plays star spangled banner at all times
- teams are now allowed to summon their mascot to the field if they pick up an assist trophy
- added co-op mode
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bouta get controversial here but the moms who get level 1000 on candy crush is also a gamer
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women of tumblr on my dash
it is almost winter
you will be cold ifnyou are not wearing clothes :(
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on that caveman shit rn (hunting pretend mammoth)
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the nimble grasshopper roams the plains. what does it find? various seeds
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why do all the places i wanna visit have giant freaky bugs
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space is so cool i wish i lived on a planet
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hows about you and me go toe to toe on hungry hungry hippos. see which one of us comes out on top then smartass
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when do u get a magical girl transformation into a functioning adult
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what would happen if you put uranium in a microwave. would that be fucked up or what
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always check your halloween candy. last year i found a demon core in my bag
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