I mean-
I’m just here to slowly make everything into an Emperor’s New Groove Reference.
This petty bitch would, too.
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My favorite dynamic is a guy who flirts with a bunch of girls but ends up with a guy
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Shirase: WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CHUUYA!!
I was thinking of what happened to Julius Caesar and it reminded me of what happened to Chuuya...
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The First Time Tetchou placed Jouno above Justice:
The Airport Scene TM is so significant for SGK cuz it marks the first major instance of Tetchou placing something above justice (Jouno). And while it is a 🤌 of a scene, I actually think this was the SECOND time Tetchou prioritized Jouno instead of justice.
When was the first time? It was during the first couple years after Jouno joined.
As much I absolutely LOVE current Tetchou’s unyielding devotion to Jouno, I honestly don’t think that’s how he’s always felt. In fact, I think that he originally hated him and that these two were actually enemies to lovers. This gradual shift marked the first time Tetchou placed Jouno above justice. Lemme explain.
Jouno was literally everything Tetchou stood against when he first joined. An unfeeling, murderous criminal who was allowed to basically get away with it all scot free. Not even JUST getting away with it, no, this filthy criminal actually got REWARDED with actual Hunting Dog status. In other words Jouno literally escaped justice. Ofc, Tetchou was gonna absolutely hate his guts. He swore he would never see this murderer as a Hunting Dog. In his mind, the only way this injustice would be righted is when Jouno finally paid for his crimes and faced capital punishment.
But then something insane happens; the ex-mafioso actually changes. Tetchou starts to see him casually risking his own life to save innocent civilians. He starts to notice the very faint, slightly flustered (and cute) smile on Jouno’s face whenever said civilians would thank him for rescuing them. In just a year, Jouno’s dedication to the HD manages to rival even that of his own. And that’s when Tetchou realizes he was wrong about Jouno and that somehow, this man has actually started to grow on him. (Don’t get me wrong; Jouno does still have his sadistic side that occasionally riles up Tetchou, but it’s rly more of a minor annoyance rather than anything serious anymore.)
But that’s when reality hits him. Jouno’s recent change in behaviour still does not erase his crimes. At the end of the day, he should still be on death row. Nothing about this situation has changed; in the eyes of justice, Jouno is still a criminal. Tetchou should still hate him. It shouldn’t matter that Jouno feels just so fun to be around despite because of his cattiness or that he has an utterly adorable smile, or that he never hesitates to protect the weak, or that he’s just become so stupidly endearing to Tetchou that it’s honestly overwhelming at times.
And yet… it DOES matter. Somehow the thought of Jouno dying has gone from something jubilating to utterly terrifying for Tetchou. Try as he might, he just can’t see Jouno as a criminal anymore; all he sees is a Hunting Dog; a hero. But again, he knows he can’t like Jouno and still claim to be a follower of justice.
And so, Tetchou decides to make an exception to his justice philosophy. Realizing that he just can’t hate Jouno anymore (and rly, doesn’t ever want to) Tetchou Suehiro, CHOOSES to place his love for his beloved partner above his love for justice, for the first (but definitely not last) time.
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Wait, does that mean that Chaggie is just Cassunzel if it was cannon?🤔
Charlie is just Rapunzel, but she's allowed to say Fuck you old Bitch. 😂🤣
Lucifer is Varian grown up, and instead of having daddy issues, he's the issue now 🤣😂
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HEROES RISE AGAINNN!!
All Hail SHADOW...
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Oh please Mori, don’t act as if you’re not going ‘Heck Yeah!’ in your mind as well🙄
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“Twisted Reversal of Multiverse of Madness”
OMG U R A GENIUS, THAT WOULD’VE BEEN SOOOO COOL TO SEE!!!
I RLY wish they did that now tbh
Controversial opinion but Captain Carter's presence should not have extended past season 1 of What If. While I have enjoyed this version of Peggy, not only does the series not need a main recurring character, it shouldn't be going back to the SAME version of the character again and again. The fun of What If is getting something, or someone, new each episode and the 3 episodes that Captain Carter was the focus of this season could've easily been used to spotlight some other female superheroes.
For example, it should been Captain Marvel that Wanda summoned in 1602 instead. That would've been a really nice moment for her, especially since outside of her movies, all she gets are cameos. Wanda herself could've teamed up with Kahhori in the finale to fight Supreme Strange for a twisted reversal of Multiverse of Madness. The Hydra Stomper episode could've been about Shuri, She-Hulk, Kamala, Yelena, anybody else really. The point is just something different.
Anyways, I'm hoping that they put this version of the character to rest and move on in season 3 because there are plenty of other characters that deserve the screentime.
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I love love LOVE how easily I can read this in ‘Look My Way’s tune. This is just absolutely perfect 😭
look away - blitzo's response
(turned look my way into a duet idkidkidk i'm off my fkn rocker over this song)
I shoulda guessed it
You finally see just what I am
A selfish imp who won't give in
So leave like the rest of them
I'm just a monster
Scorching everything in sight
But I just can't leave the warmth I feel
On those freezing moonlit nights
Don't come closer
Get away from me
Can't ya hear my voice
[Fuckin shit] Stolas I swear
Ain't there another choice
Always ruin everything I see
I just want you to be free
Just look away
Just look away
There's so much shit that you don't know
Just save yourself the time and go
Don't beg
Fucks' sake
Look away
This deal we got, this horny little lunar fest
If that's all this was when I'm not there, whats this hole inside my chest
Can't you see how far you are beyond reach
A horny prince sent here to taunt me
Why can't you understand?
Do I gotta explain?
And I'm terrified
Cuz I try
To hide what i feel for you
All I'd break / The mess I'd make
I'm so scared I'd ruin you
Of course it's not you
But there's nothing more that you should try to give
I'm not enough
And it's all pent up - two decades worth of shit
Forgot how to feel
Been burnt so much, made ashes of my friends
There's only scars
So i'm begging you, Stolas
It's fine
No need to play pretend
I can't try to let you in
If you saw it'd be the end
So look away
Please look away
There's so much shit that you don't know
I'll save us both before we grow cold
I wanna stay
It's too late
Look away
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oH sUrE, bLaMe tHe FeLoN
~Pancho
gay people can do infinite crimes
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I need more (adult) gay anime men to simp over
if you see this pls suggest some
I need at least implied gayness
so far I've got Sherlock x William from Moriarty the Patriot, (technically not just an anime but) Edgeworth x Phoenix from Ace Attorney, and (I'm only platonically simping for) Lio Fotia x Galo Thymos from Promare
bonus points if it's a mystery or detective show, but no worries if not, I'm desperate
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cooking au where chuuya is a chef and dazai is a food critic.
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Hers also another rly gorgeous beast style Suegiku!
need to see the hunting dogs drawn in the beast artstyle. i just know they’d be beautiful
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# allow me to present #a marvellous #SKK au fic with pretty much this same concept: #https://archiveofourown.org/works/37140304
skk cat cafe au <3
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my sisters been talking to me about taxidermist fyodor and treating it like a coffee shop au shes like “yeah and so nikolai comes in like every few days with a new dead animal, usually a bird, and asks fyodor to taxidermy it for him🥰. usually its dead birds but one day he brings in a dead rat and says ‘it reminded me of you’ 🥰.” like okay girl !
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Omg luckyyyy!!! Good job! I got Fyo and Shibusawa but I don’t have any money anymore to get Dazai😭😭
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Yk how Dazai contributed to half of the PM’s profits during his time in the mafia? Imagine if Chuuya had been responsible for the other half. So like everyone else in the ENTIRE PM only contributed like 0.0001% in total lmao💀
And so Mori would like on the reg call meetings calling (read: scold like a high school teacher) everyone except SKK (he does NOT need to increase their ego anymore than it already is lmao) while massaging his temples like
Mori: Can you please explain how two immature CHILDREN have managed to contribute more to this organization than every single TRAINED ADULT in this room???
Ace: (because he is 100% enough of a snivelling weasel to insult two children out of pure pettiness) It’s not our fault Sir. We’re all only human after all, but those things-they’re INHUMAN!!! Demons like them obviously don’t need to take any breaks; hence the cause of the work discrepancy. If it wasn’t for this minor detail, then I can assure you Sir, that we would all prove to be FAR more competent than those freaks.
Mori: (already feeling a headache coming on) Ace, how many times do we have to go through this? They’re not actually…
Meanwhile SKK are right outside the door eavesdropping and snickering to themselves (after having just come back from playing competing in the arcade for like 7+ hours lol) Yes their egos are in fact inflating to a horrifically unhealthy degree.
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