happy juice from the bean wednesday

Kathleen Jennings

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

"posting failed. try again." Babygirl it took me so long to infodump all that trivia in the tags that I'm no longer the same person I was when I started. The new me doesn't even like the post that much anymore.

Wow, well, there's a use for an old typewriter.

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

Lorenzo & Isabella by John Everett Millais

mood

🐠 Hawaiian fishes Honolulu, Hawaii, Tongg publishing company, 1944.