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max-the-quack · 4 months

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Watching philza playing hardcore, getting eepy, waking up to a frozen screen and no sound, refreshing video, Tallulah telling Phil that ForEVER SHOT HER AND FUCKING TRAUMATIZED AND O MY GOD THE LORE JUST HIT SO HARD NOOO

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 5 months

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I open tumblr, and the first thing I see is that Badboyhalo is apparently reading on AO3......

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No... nonono he isnot suPPOST TO BE THERE

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 5 months

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Oh man I missed chayanne time lmao

#qsmp #liveblogging

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max-the-quack · 5 months

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All the pictures of that day give me ptsd just remembering what happened after.....

#qsmp #q!philza #liveblogging

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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And here we see a wild BOLAS crow taking a much needed bath to escape the heated temperatures

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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NEW PARALYSIS DEMON UNLOCKED

#philza #sneegsnag

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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I took a break when philza ended stream and now came back to Bolas?!??! Winning A SECOND TIME???? WHAT THE FUCH HAPPEND??

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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I sooo want to see a compilation of blue and green team conspiring about red team bein absolutely cracked and then just cut to red team loosing their shit, actively killing themselves on a campfire, starting a cult and just dying every chance they get

(Also feat. Cellbit getting killed by mods repeatedly and quiting after an hour)

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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CARRE IS BACK WE HAVE A SANE PERSON IN THE RED TEAM GUYSSS

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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I swear red team is just trauma bonding into a family.

Dad philza, oldest brother cellbit, second eldest baghera, youngest Jaiden

And their pets, cave man Slime and guard dog Foolish

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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HEY TUMBLR WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL THIS ONE??

#qsmp #been calling them GameMaster in my head #i need some funnys after this stress and insanity;-;

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max-the-quack · 6 months

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ALSO

Something that has bothered me, in the videos of, what we assume to be the Eggs, talking to their parents,

WE DO NOT SEE THE EGGS

We only see their clothes. The Items that the Faderation has UNDENIABLE ACCESS TO.

I do not think that the Federation knows where the eggs are!

We have seen parts of the Eggs. We have seen them in the pictures in the structures the Federation DID NOT KNOW EXISTED.

No matter who wins or loses, the Federation can not kill the Eggs because they don't have them.

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 7 months

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I want to let my guard down so bad but as long as Philza is streaming, the chance of trauma is never 0.

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max-the-quack · 7 months

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I swear, if Phil is doing another "ups! Suddenly traumatized my viewers again hahah" IM QUITING THIS GAME

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max-the-quack · 7 months

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NO. PHILZA DUCKING MINCRAFT.

WE ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 7 months

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The conversation between Phil and Cellbit took so long that the chicken, which was born at the start, is now grown up!

#qsmp

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max-the-quack · 7 months

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Fun fact about me,

I'm actively learning Portuguese, I watch a lot of the Portuguese QSMP family,

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD THEY ARE SAYING

#qsmp

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