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maureole · 5 years

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my face looks so fucking bitchy, tf is going on? none of my family has a bitchy face, theyre just bitchy in character, but they dont look like theyre bitchy. and im bitchy too but i also have that bitchy face that they dont. fuck them omg

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maureole · 5 years

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smoked a lil yesterday and took some cool pics🌫💨

it was raining btw

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maureole · 5 years

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A message from Stan Lee (October 5th, 2017)

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maureole · 5 years

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magnificent

A message from Stan Lee (October 5th, 2017)

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maureole · 6 years

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it worksssssss

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maureole · 6 years

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“Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.”

-Slytherin

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maureole · 6 years

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Ravenclaw: It's like we finish each other's....

Hufflepuff: H-homework?

Ravenclaw: .....?

Hufflepuff, sliding their work over to Ravenclaw and crying: please

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maureole · 6 years

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i love it more than anything

toothless, go introduce yourself!

bonus

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maureole · 6 years

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REBLOG IF IT’S OKAY FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS WHO ARE STRUGGLING WITH THEIR GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY TO MESSAGE YOU FOR ADVICE, SUPPORT OR HELP

please, it’s pride month.

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maureole · 6 years

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Slytherin: *opens the cupboard* Alright, who ate all the cookies?

Ravenclaw: Don’t look at me, I rarely ever eat cookies.

Gryffindor: I swear it wasn’t me this time!

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin: Hufflepuff?

Hufflepuff: *tears up* I-I was hungry…

Slytherin: No no don’t cry! *squeezes Hufflepuff into a hug* Shh sweetie it’s alright, I don’t blame you for being hungry. In fact, you can eat all the cookies you want and you’ll never have to ask me at all!

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw:

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maureole · 6 years

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gryffindor: don't be a pussy

ravenclaw: why do we call cowards pussies? so dicks are brave now? what bout trans? this is sexist im out

slytherin: pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy

hufflepuff: pus... pUsSEy

#orange is the new black

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maureole · 6 years

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Gryffindor: Bitch

Ravenclaw: Bitch

Slytherin: Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: b i c h

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maureole · 6 years

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Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.

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maureole · 6 years

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Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly, but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening

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maureole · 6 years

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http://ko-fi.com/C0C8C1JY

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maureole · 6 years

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All the houses sitting together in a room playing random board games. Suddenly Puff finds out Gryff was cheating

Hufflepuff: You know Gryff, in moments like that i want to give you a high five

Gryffindor: Oh yeah, good *pretends he doesn't know what's going on*

Hufflepuff: in a face

Houses:...

Hufflepuff: with a chair

Houses:...

Slytherin: OMG YAS IT'S HAPPENING

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maureole · 6 years

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When Slytherin makes cookies

Slytherin: *comes to Gryffindor* Want one? *leaves before he anwers*

Slytherin: *comes to Ravenclaw* *offer a cookie*

Ravenclaw: Why? Did you poison them?

Slytherin: No, actually, but they're awful in taste, you should never eat them. I'll sacrifice for you. *leaves*

Slytherin: *doesn't see Hufflepuff anywhere, so he's going to his dorm*

Slytherin: *on his way to Huff's dorm, he accidentally meet him*

Hufflepuff: Hi Sly! Oh look, you've got cookies, can i have one?

Slytherin: Umm yeah, I actually was gonna give them to...

Hufflepuff: Wait. You've got cookies. And you didn't. You didn't give me at least one.

Slytherin: I'm telling ya, i was going to your...

Hufflepuff: You've got cookies. And you did not give me any.

Slytherin: I was on my way to...

Hufflepuff: YOU'VE GOT COOKIES MAN

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