Mom: how's your new job
Me: working 9 to 5 to stay alive, then 9 to 5 to stay alive, then 9 to 5 to stay alive, then 9 to 5 to stay alive, then 9 to 5 to stay alive
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I’ll eat you up I love you so.
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i can see you struggling
boy, don’t hurt your brain
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true pain is watching someone you love laugh hysterically at The Big Bang theory
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You shook my bones
Leavin' me stranded all in love on my own
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winter break film marathon
2. Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol (2011)
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EXCLUSIVE: Three years after she graduated from the University of Virginia, Sasheer Zamata is landing a very big break — the young comedy performer has been selected to join Saturday Night Live as a new cast member.
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I don’t trust people that think The Big Bang Theory is funny.
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relationship status: fill the tub up halfway and ride it wit my surfboardt
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