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magnus-fierro · 17 days
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We always talk about Percy creating a hurricane in tlo and not even realizing it, but we never talk about grover turning the second strongest titan warrior into a MAPLE TREE
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magnus-fierro · 17 days
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Smth about Jason wearing glasses will never not be funny to me. Like, there’s this kid who’s raised by wolves, trained in a hardcore death camp for most his life, killed monsters, slew titans, FOUGHT THE EARTH MOTHER AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE, but he’s short sighted. Whoopsie, he can’t see tee-hee LIKE
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magnus-fierro · 2 months
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I say "Percy Jackson is a Hufflepuff".
The crowd start yell and tell me to get off the stage.
Then I hear someone call out "Wait. They’re right!".
Its Percy Jackson himself.
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magnus-fierro · 2 months
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*At Camp Half-Blood*
Percy: I love my hot girlfriend and I like kissing her a lot and looking at her beautiful face lalalalala
*In Tartarus*
Percy: I will literally choke you with your own blood if you even think of touching my Annabeth
*At Camp Jupiter*
Percy: My girlfriend is so hot when she Judo flips me lalalalala
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magnus-fierro · 3 months
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friendly reminder that it’s canon that percy cusses like a sailor.
friendly reminder that, when she’s stressed, annabeth does too. (often in ancient greek lol)
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magnus-fierro · 3 months
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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magnus-fierro · 3 months
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Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.
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magnus-fierro · 3 months
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@magnus-falafelking after @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare kissed him:
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magnus-fierro · 3 months
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FIRST TUMBLR POST WOOHOOO
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CW: Identity crisis, terrible singing by a sword.
₊˚ෆ Identity
A fierrochase oneshot ₊˚ෆ
⋆⁺₊⋆ CHAPTER ☀︎ 1 ⋆⁺₊⋆
Alex’s head was buzzing. The thoughts were on loop. I’m not real. I’m not real. What am I? Am I even human? Why can’t i decide one form to be in? Do i even have a favorite color anymore? This had been happening for a while. Alex Fierro, the child of Loki, a shapeshifter, was questioning what he was.
Of course, he could ask for help. He had his boyfriend, Magnus. That absolute living sunshine of a man. But he didn’t want to seem weak, or vulnerable. Everyone saw Alex as the tough, stubborn, unwavering, sassy warrior of floor 19. He can’t be weak.
So he hid away from everyone. All his friends, his lover, even his sister Samirah. He screamed into pillows and sobbed into his sleeves, asking himself over and over, ‘Who am I? What am I? Why can’t i figure it out?!’, and hating himself every time. Normally, his meltdowns were quiet enough. But not today.
⋆⁺₊⋆ CHAPTER ☀︎ 2 ⋆⁺₊⋆
I was just taking a stroll with my magic sword—did i say magic? i meant magic, talking, TERRIBLY OFF KEY singing, sword. Named jack. Who flirted with Percy jackson’s sword. YES, YES WE ALL KNOW PERCY JACKSON BUT THIS ISNT ABOUT HIM. And of course, Alex had been acting like his blocked off, emotionally challenged self. It was so routine by then it’s not even funny.
But lately, it’d been worse. He didn’t even sleep in my room anymore, which was routine just as much as him changing to a her. And that was often. So, being my nosy self, I knocked on his door. And knocked. and knocked again. And again. That’s not normal. Normally he tells me to go away if i knock more than twice.
“Alex? Are you okay?” No response. “Alex?” No response. “I have food?” No response. That’s when i knew something was really wrong. Alex always opened the door for food. “Jack. Break the door.”
God i shouldn’t have told him to. I should’ve just grabbed him and broken it down myself. Why, you may ask? He started singing wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus. In a terrible a-minor that would make that one greek god mad. Annabeth told me about it. Good thing jack is a sword.
Once the door was broken down, jack skedaddled. Because of course he did. I looked around, but Alex wasn’t near her bed, at her pottery station, or climbing the tree in the middle of her room.
⋆⁺₊⋆ CHAPTER ☀︎ 3 ⋆⁺₊⋆
When i tell you i panicked so hard, i mean it. Because the second i realized Alex wasn’t in the main part of her room, i heard crying and mumbling from the bathroom. Loki must be messing with her, I thought. Trying to drive her insane. I won’t let that happen. So, in true Einerjar fashion, I broke the handle off the door.
But i saw something i never would’ve expected. Alex was genuinely breaking down. And the mumbling? She was asking herself a question most Einerjar don’t bother with anymore. “What am i? what am i? what am i? what am i?”
My first instinct was to power of Frey it, but i don’t think that works on identity crisis’. So, i did the next best thing. I sat down on the ground with Alex and pulled her close. “Alex. Breathe. Try to breathe, okay?” I think i snapped her out of it just enough to stop hyperventilating, because her breathing slowed. She was still mumbling, but she was at least a bit steadier.
“I don’t know what i am..” she said softly. I could barely hear her. “M-Maggy..what am I..? Was i ever really human..?”
I took her face in my hands, her face cold from being covered in tears. “You, Alex Fierro, are the most kickass, amazing, strong, independent, intelligent, gorgeous being in the nine worlds.” I kissed her head gently, intertwining my fingers with hers. “And no matter what form you take, you’re mine, and I love you.”
She smiled and squeezed my hand. “You are such a dork, beantown.” she said in a cracked but happier voice. “I’m staying in your room tonight, Mainly because you and your sword broke my doors.”
“Fine by me, beautiful”
short as Lokis leash with the gods but you know
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FIN
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