genuinely gen.uine.ly thought that cosmo jarvis and logan marshall-green were the same fucking man

@wulfhalls

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try, there is no escaping being yourself forever.

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

"By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow, not only myself." ↳ jack davenport as commodore james norrington, the curse of the black pearl (2003)

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

THE BORGIAS costume appreciation: 54/∞ (costume design by Gabriella Pescucci)

not that it's a bad thing to have or anything but who on earth fucked up so bad that the government had to create laws and legislation on making presentations? who spluttered out that much misinformation that it was someones last fucking straw and they decided to do something about it?

Water painted by Ivan Aivazovsky (1817 - 1900)

"Green Knight" by Emile Corsi, 1859 (damaged)

Using the bathroom in general is a human right and should be enshrined as such and I'm not joking. Too many groups of people are denied bathroom breaks or the use of bathrooms entirely--disabled people, blue-collar workers, children, homeless people, prisoners, students, the elderly. I'm surely missing other groups. Not using the bathroom when needed can cause serious, long-term damage, not to mention death. Free, clean, accessible bathrooms should be available everywhere. It's fucking cruel to deny someone the use of the bathroom, regardless of the reasoning. I'd rather every student in the world goof off and every homeless person make a mess and every worker "steal company time" than let one person suffer because they're denied the right to fucking pee in peace.

If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

BEN BARNES as YOUNG DUNSTAN THORN Stardust (2007) | dir. Matthew Vaughn

I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!