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Aziraphale: Morning, dear. What are you drinking?
Crowley: Water.
Aziraphale: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Crowley: It's...imported water.
Azirpahale: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Crowley: ...Russia.
Aziraphale: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??
Crowley: It's nine-thirty.
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“Thank you,” said Aziraphale. The bitterness in his voice would have soured milk. “I’d forgotten about ineffability, obviously.”
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Tsunade: you said you had nothing to do with that mess. Are you lying to me?
Kakashi: That depends on how you define lying.
Tsunade: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Kakashi: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Tsunade:
Kakashi:
Tsunade: Get out of my office.
Kakashi: Absolutely.
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harry: morning begins with coffee
barry: it's whiskey
harry: i love coffee
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woke up feeling empty im feeling empty yaahhhhh feeling empty
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he’s gonna scold, he’s gonna do it
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a supportive dadzawa aizawa for these trying times
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me, waiting for eobard thawne in the season 6
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