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mother of lesbians🙏🙏
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snoopy of the day
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Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?
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lilacs
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mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required
(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)
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hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you and watch the sunsets
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snoopy of the day
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you know the drill
I used google translate for the italian part, sorry if it's an incorrect translation
"this is humiliating"
counting interactions on twitter
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Always the writer, never the reader.
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Lady Dimitrescu help me my corset is too tight
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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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