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m4g0rtz · 4 days
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I wanted to let everyone know that I'm starting work on a project that's going to take me about a month (wink wink @julcheninred ). While I'm working on it, I'm going to have to paint my nails only a couple times a week like a non nail polish obsessed person. 😂😂😂 Once the project is done I will almost certainly go back to painting my nails daily again, but if you notice a decrease in my posts that is why. I can't wait for you all to see what I'm working on! 😁
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m4g0rtz · 4 days
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Today's polish combo comes from the collab that Kelli Marissa did with Orly last year. The base polish is orchid with a gold shimmer, which would have looked gorgeous all on its own. But with the topper, it was so fun and festive. I especially loved the holo glitter in the topper. It doesn't really show up in my pictures, but when I looked at it outside the holo really sparkled. This is Kelli's Constellations over Kelli's Moondust both from Orly.
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m4g0rtz · 4 days
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m4g0rtz · 4 days
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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m4g0rtz · 7 days
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Today's polish is a pretty but subtle multichrome. It doesn't have huge swings in color but I still love the way it shifts from indigo to blue to teal. It looked especially nice in the sun which isn't true for most multichrome polishes. This is Shallow Depths from Emily de Molly.
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m4g0rtz · 7 days
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m4g0rtz · 8 days
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Today's polish was SO glowy. I don't know if it technically qualifies as a neon but it looked neon on the nail. It has a key-lime green base with a yellow-green-blue iridescent shimmer. The shimmer was really pretty, especially when it turned blue like in the top right picture. This is Impressive Wingspan from Polished for Days.
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m4g0rtz · 8 days
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@l0vegl0wsinthedark it's you with Caleb 👀
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m4g0rtz · 9 days
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New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.
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UPDATE 4/11/2023:
I swapped out the colloidal silver nasal spray info for xylitol nasal spray info. I originally included colloidal silver spray because of the linked study and recommendation from RTHM, but I don't want to be pointing people toward something with notable health risks. Xylitol spray (Xlear) is also cheaper and more widely available!
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m4g0rtz · 9 days
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Today's polish is BEAUTIFUL. 😍😍😍 It has a blue base, but the star of the show is that pink to gold to green shifting shimmer. You can see the transition in that first picture. It also has large particle holo in it that was SO ✨sparkly✨ IRL. It didn't want to show up in my regular camera angle so I had to take the video from the side and keep it slightly out of focus for that holo gorgeousness to appear. This is F is for Friend from Bee's Knees Lacquer.
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m4g0rtz · 9 days
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This one is so stinking cute! Thanks for the tag @julcheninred!! For anyone that sees this and wants to do it I tag you! Please tag me in your post so I can see it cause I'm nosy. 👀👀👀👀😂😁
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Got tagged by @tj-dragonblade very cute!
Don't really know who to tag so if you feel like doing it go ahead!
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m4g0rtz · 11 days
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How to Win a Man in Three Meals (or Less) | 3K, E
Darlings! Your Slytherin chef has returned. During my hiatus from Potions and Platings, I was overcome by the amount of comments I received. I was weak with joy and have since requisitioned a fainting couch for my office to catch me next time I fall in the wake of such flattery. Traffic was at an all-time high after I posted a risqué photograph, with many of my foodie followers attempting to guess my whereabouts.
Tut tut, my dears. Patience!
Here is my gift to you: a tale from my travels.
As you know, I’ve won the hearts of many men through my expertise in the culinary arts. My mother tells me I’m getting somewhat long in the tooth for such torrid romances. While I resent my mother’s implications, I do wish to settle down as I approach my early-to-mid-thirties.
So I took on the greatest culinary pursuit of all: winning a husband. I accomplished my goal in three meals (or less).
Warning: the next three blog entries will contain adult themes and suggestive language.
Read it on ao3!
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m4g0rtz · 12 days
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Today's posh is bright. Like Bright. Like BRIGHT BRIGHT. 😎 It has a blue shimmer in there but does it even matter? If you squint REAL hard you might make out some black glitters. Who cares? I love this neon polish to bits and I hope I get a chance to wear it again in the summer. Wearing it put a huge smile on my face. This is Truth or Dare from a new-to-me brand, Monarch Lacquer.
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m4g0rtz · 12 days
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Ozzy Osbourne, Crazy Train
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m4g0rtz · 13 days
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m4g0rtz · 13 days
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Your body works hard to keep you alive. Show it some kindness and respect today.
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m4g0rtz · 13 days
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Today's polish is so pretty and I really wish there had been sun to photograph it in. The base is a dark plum jelly with a really strong green to blue to purple shimmer. The shimmer is so strong, in fact that most of the time it looks like a green polish. And it also has the perfect amount of silver light reflective glitter. I know in the sun it would have been so twinkly. I think I can safely say it now: Bee's Knees has my favorite reflective glitter formula. This is Clarity from Bee's Knees Lacquer.
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