"Three, and most seriously, I did purchase him a rare edition of some of his favorite books." You're a wonderful friend despite calling him a bastard. Such a gift should definitely please him, I'm sure!

It definitely did. And I do care for him. Even if he is a bastard.

Hi-hi-hi, dear Mr. Windsor! Do you remember about Tom's birthday today? Have you already prepared a gift for him? What will it be? New blue sweater? Or a rare edition of Shakespeare's sonnets? Hug him a thousand times, tell him that he is an amazing man, smart, kind and talented! I wish you a good day, your Nonny.

Hello Anonymous! I have managed to remember it. I have given him a couple of gifts. One, a book listing all the excuses he has already given me so that he won't try them again. Two, the bill for all the antacid I have to purchase because of him. Three, and most seriously, I did purchase him a rare edition of some of his favorite books.

As much as we jab at each other, I love the bastard and I wish him the happiest of birthdays! To you, Thomas.

I always question my life choices when it comes to this man.  

OH PLEASE MY HEART I CAN’T EVEN BREATH.

Once again, I found footage of Tom trying to walk...

Baby giraffe’s first steps 

(Source)

Wow, hi, Mister Windsor! Are You OK? Glad to read your invectives to Tom. Best wishes, Nonny.

I am doing quite fine, thank you for asking. I am thrilled that my hurling of truths at Thomas brings you joy. Thank you for the best wishes, I shall need them.

There are not enough curse words to explain what you did....

Tom Hiddleston arriving at Narita International Airport in Japan on November 29, 2018.

And there I am, still annoyed as anything. Dammit Thomas!

Tom Hiddleston arriving at Narita International Airport in Japan on November 29, 2018.

Thank you for so warm answer ) Spring is just beginning here, but You must be in full swing. I wish You and Tom a wonderful mood! Nonny.

You are most welcome.  

Oh, hi, dear Mr. Windsor! So glad to see/read You! Sorry for my emotional, but it is true ) Hope that Your work is nice and new volume of The Never-Ending-Non-Parsival is beginning. What is make You happy now - morning, walk, an excerpt from a book or movie, rain, sun, green grass in the garden, or something else? Best regards, Nonny.

Hello dearest Nonny,

I am glad to hear from you too.  Thank you for reading my diary and my long suffering trials with Tom.  Right now what makes me happy is the fact that it is spring and hope, Nonny.  Always hope.  And that Tom is on a project and out of my hair.  Best regards to you too!

You misspelled infuriating.  

you have always worn masks, and I must, and it pains me to do so, commend you for setting a good example.  Mask up, people.  

I am certain your fans will come up a nickname soon enough.  

Bobby has better hair than you.

January 30, 2021

You look like you are on your way to get a pumpkin spice latte with the rest of your basic bitch friends, in your UGGs.  But at least it is that new sweater. @tom-hiddlestons-journal

January 30, 2021

You look like you are on your way to get a pumpkin spice latte with the rest of your basic bitch friends, in your UGGs.  But at least it is that new sweater. @tom-hiddlestons-journal

January 14, 2021

What @tom-hiddlestons-journal,  you ran out of blue sweaters?  Have you forgotten how to do laundry? 

Love you too, mate.  

Merry Christmas, dear Luke! Be loved, happy, let all successful and extraordinary projects that are included in non-Parsival be implemented!

Why thank you dear Nonny.  The biggest project is the same project it is every year, teach Tom how to act like a grown-up and not simply a large child. It’s a losing battle I am afraid.  But I will keep trying.  Now to get pissed until this hell of a year is over.  Happy Christmas to all!  Even Tom.  Especially Tom.  

Do you think to be large child is not fine? May be only large child helps Tom to cross this crazy year? Hope so )

I completely support whatever helps Tom’s mental health.  Even if it means more work for me.  

Merry Christmas, dear Luke! Be loved, happy, let all successful and extraordinary projects that are included in non-Parsival be implemented!

Why thank you dear Nonny.  The biggest project is the same project it is every year, teach Tom how to act like a grown-up and not simply a large child. It’s a losing battle I am afraid.  But I will keep trying.  Now to get pissed until this hell of a year is over.  Happy Christmas to all!  Even Tom.  Especially Tom.  

Just that desperate

Hello, brilliant Mr. Windsor! How do you? Have you thought about a list of Christmas gifts for Tom or will he get a modest postcard with a short caption "For Bastard" this year? It has been a not simple year and a little love will not hurt all of us. Please be kind for Tom, for sure, he has prepared an interesting surprise for you! Sorry for the mistakes, I'm trying to make them better)

This year has been hard on everyone, both Tom and myself included.  I am sending him a lovely gift of chocolates and sweets.  But to make sure he doesn’t get too big of a head, I am labeling them from Luke to the Wanker.  Because he is.  But at the end of the day, Tom knows I love him at the end of the day, even if he causes me grief.