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I always got that motherfucking thang on me. And by “thang” I mean little snacks
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COD lobbies are toxic af, but lawd jaysus these are some good ones
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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
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fred a freak according to hanky code
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I would KILL to be part of the Esoteric Rangers Office
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
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Posted in Paleontology CoprolitePosting
Edit: thank you to @frogspawnandbread who found out the artist! He is Satoshi Kawasaki, and here’s a link to a page on his website with ammonite illustrations:
http://paleontology.sakura.ne.jp/umi-hakua2.html
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People who make their own boiled peanuts amaze me. I walk into a dirty, middle of nowhere gas station whe(r)e the attendant is a a cage like a wild animal and buy my boiled pean(u)ts out of a cau(l)dron as god int(e)nded.
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Clapping for the fireworks so they know they did a good job
#if you don’t clap they might not come back for new years#I like the purple ones#humor#fourth of july
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Asked a friend of mine to help me pack and move, and as we were packing she had the GALL to ask if I’d ever played Tetris
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I’m convinced the missing sub fiasco was staged so that Markiplier wouldn’t release his new movie “Iron Lung” that is the EXACT SAME PREMISE
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