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loversofpanem · 4 years
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i see your death of the author and raise you: death of the fandom, for when other fans and the content they produce are so unbearably bad that you divorce yourself entirely from the fanbase except for one or two Trusted Mutuals™️
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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making up new characters is like
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i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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In Captain America: Civil War (2016), there are Apple and Android product placements.
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course child. What may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?”
“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you,” she replied. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.” The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
Father replied, “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next please!”
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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good concept: star wars movie directed by taika waititi
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palpatine’s new groove
patreon | twitter | instagram
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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genius
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i got tagged by @bismantova, thanks for the incentive to return from inadvertently ghosting this blog!
Top three ships: ohh man, ranking an all-time top 3 is too much pressure for me and it changes all the time anyway so i'm gonna tell y'all my current favs in the mcu: lokyrie, brutasha and perhaps ironstrange because they're underrated af (but honestly i can get down with almost any pairing in the mcu. bless these characters with enough versatility for us to shamelessly pimp them out to each other)
Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick
Last song: tearing me up - bob moses
Last movie: i watched men in black international which was somewhat of a letdown for the mib franchise (aka my guilty pleasure) but also chris and tessa were essentially playing thor and valkyrie so i like to think of it as a high-budget thor au
Currently reading: god i wish i had the time to commit to finishing a book
I tag @explodingpringlescans and @asparkshinesbright and anyone who wants to do it!
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief
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loversofpanem · 4 years
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Well oneof you is lying
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