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THEY NEED TO INVENT. A ME THAT DOESNT WILDLY REDIRECT CONVERSATIONS ON TANGENTS.
#shitboxposting#i personally would rather someone respond to a message i send even if they end up going off of my original topic bc i am. so used to not#being replied to. however i feel that mayhaps this might be annoying to some people.#eeryone i regularly talk to seems fine with it but. it is the people i only talk to in passing that i am worried about . sigh
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#oh i showed this and a few other of this dudes videos to my parents once#they were horrifically amazed#alcohol
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
#honedge. holy shit sword#2nd spin gave me fidough thats some insane fucking luck i love swords and dogs#pokemon
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my friend wrote this in his notes app while extremely drunk
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For example, 7x3=21, 5x9=45, etc. If you do, what is it?
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#i fuck with multiples of 9 heavily. more generally all multiples of 3. my favorite addition eq is 5+4=9#can i just say the product rule of exponents does that count. theres multiplication in there
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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