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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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“Who are you?”
“I’m wish Dino!”
“You get one wish Harry.”
“Okay! I want my parents back.”
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“Hello, Harry. It’s dad!”
“Bruh… what the actual fuck-“
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Enjoy another one of my shitty comics🥰
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Wizarding Kindergarten -  Fieldtrip to Gringotts: Going Home (2/2) 🏡💕
Read chapter: one, two
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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The marauders visit Abbey Road
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(Available on my redbubble)💛 https://www.redbubble.com/fr/people/saradgoulet/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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I’m what the kids call smooth galaxy brained
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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“It’s okay, Harry. Sirius isn’t crazy.”
-Meanwhile-
“Give me the fucking rat!”
“Stay away you nutty bastard. Scabbers is harmless!”
“GIVE RAT. BITCH.”
I like to make shitty lil comics<3
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Long live the king.
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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“Potter”
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Maybe we could just poison her?
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Snape: "Maybe we could just poison her?... Accidentally..."
Ron: "We could"
Hermione: "Ron!"
Snape: "Oh, how I hope that no one will take that yellow bottle on the third shelf of the fifth row of my potions storeroom..."
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Harry Potter is authorless.
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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need i remind you that ronald weasley, aged eleven, didn’t know that he had just sat in ~the harry potter~’s compartment and offered half of his sandwich to this random boy on the train who he’d only just met, because he was all alone and seemed to have no food,
i’m sick of the ron slander
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Snorts milk out nose
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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(Golden trio entering Heaven)
Harry (squinting): Why are the lights so bright here? And why is there a stage- Dad?
James (walking on stage wearing Hogwarts robes and a scar on his face with a grin): Silence because the show is starting
Ron (confused): What show-
Sirius (walking on stage with a bright orange wig on and screaming): Once I make my move, the queen will take me. Then you’re free to check the king!
James (crying): No. Ron, no!
Remus (walking on stage wearing a long brown wig on and skirt): What is it?
James (sobbing): He’s going to sacrifice himself!
Remus (screaming): No, you can’t! There must be another way!
Hermione (scowling): Oh for fucks sake-
Sirius (gravely): Do you want to stop Snivellus from getting that stone or not? Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You!
James (taking a bow): And scene!
Harry (red faced): We did NOT sound like that!
Hermione (groaning): We were 11 for fucks sake!
Ron (horrified): My hair isn’t actually that bright is it?
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Slytherin: We’re going to have to split up like in Scooby Doo.
Slytherin: *to Gryffindor and Hufflepuff* Shaggy and Scooby, you two take the bathrooms.
Slytherin: *to Ravenclaw* Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Ravenclaw: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?
Slytherin: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Ravenclaw gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Gryffindor: So who does that make you? Fred?
Slytherin: Bitch, I’m Daphne.
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longbottomismyking · 3 years
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Am I wrong though?
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