Creamy Sun-Dried Tomato Gnocchi
Follow for recipes
Is this how you roll?
2K notes
·
View notes
Finally ! Copia is here ! And he's a strong independent man....///
(Sister Imperator disagrees....)
176 notes
·
View notes
Oh I’m an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”
I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
415K notes
·
View notes
"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh
51K notes
·
View notes
when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
137K notes
·
View notes
ENTER SANDMAN: Ghost, Candlemass, Vargas & Lagola
291 notes
·
View notes
paulharries Unseen image from @thebandghost shoot in Sweden 2015.
1K notes
·
View notes
It is a little bit hot actually.
1K notes
·
View notes
Did I digitally redraw the Mary Goore sketch I posted mere days ago? Yea
I’m in a Mary Mood™️ lately. Love this nasty boi.
20 notes
·
View notes