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Wait, Hol’ up there! You can’t just leave us hangin’ there. We need answers!
Blake: It's the Frosted Empress! One of the sentinels!
Frosted Empress: Indeed I am, but- *removing her veil*
Weiss: I prefer 'Weiss'
Yang: WEISS? WHY ARE YOU THE FROSTED EMPRESS?!?
Blake: How didi you get so old?!?!
Ruby: Are you alright?
Weiss: Please give me a moment to respond!
Weiss: Me and Jaune are both down here. We fell, we traveled through time because of ... magic, I suppose is the simplest answer, and We waited. For you. We know how to leave, but we still have things we must do - Jaune, Pyrrha and I have been waiting for a long Time.
Ruby: Wait- Pyrrha? You- you said Pyrrha, Right?
Weiss: Yes? Why are y- *realization* YES! YES I Did! She's here! We found her- we don't know why or how, but she is- She's the Tarnished Spartan! One moment-
Weiss sends up a Flare using her semblance and some material from around the place
Weiss: Now come on! *Summons Grimm* Hop on, We've got Ground to cover!
~~~~~
Weiss: Jaune? JAUNE!
The Rusted Knight: Weiss- TEAM RWBY!
Blake: JAUNE?!? YOU'RE THE RUSTED KNIGHT!
Jaune: What, did Weiss forget to mention that? Gods- It's been so long!
Yang: Hey! It's your Steed!
Jaune: Yep! Juniper- Even if Pyrrha's here I still needed the rest of my team with me- Has she told you about Pyrrha?
Yang: Only a Little bit! You found her in here? How have you been? What happened?
Jaune: We'll explain what we can on the way- We've got food at the cabin, Pyrrha will get back to us soon after, and we can all explain the situation at once, so none of us forget anything.
Weiss: *Walks up to Jaune, grabbing his chestplate*
Jaune: Kisses?
Weiss: Yes.
Ruby: Wait, hold on, When did that happen?
Jaune: A couples years after we got here, Come on! Back to the Cabin!
Yang: Dang, never thought I'd be jealous of Vomit b- Well, Vomit Man now.
Blake: *Leaning in Close* And just why are you jealous of Him?
Yang: *Blushing* No reason! Let's go!
Blake: *Snickers*
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Pyrrha: I'm back! I didn't find-
R_BY: ...
Pyrrha: ... Team RWBY?
Yang: The- The rest of us, Yeah ...
Blake: Pyrrha ... I- You look ...
Ruby: So you really are alive ...
Pyrrha: Yes. I- I believe I am at least. That or one of us has completely lost our minds.
Ruby: ...
Pyrrha: I heard that, uh, you managed to put the hurt on Cinder after she ... You know ... Killed me.
Ruby: I- Y-yeah.
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: I think we should all have a seat now. Weiss, Pyrrha and I will tell you about what all has happened here, and we'll get you something to eat.
Weiss: C'mon honey. Let's get you out of that armor.
Pyrrha: Thank you Weiss. *Smooch*
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Didn’t read, but spotting scams is always important, so I will boost this with my little voice.
How to spot a scam blog
A very simple guide to figuring out if the blog messaging you is a scam:
Was you sent an ask within some time of sharing a specific type of post such as a trending topic or subject? - Usually scam accounts target particular posts and will spam asks to everyone who shared it. The ask may relate to certain events going on or more. These asks are always sent to many users all at once so it’s suggested to tumblr search part of the ask and see if its been sent by other accounts labeled as a scam or accounts with similar style.
Is the account relatively new? - More often than not, the accounts sending the asks are about a week old or even newer. They haven’t been made too long ago and often send asks within hours of being made. If you have timestamps turned on, you’ll be able to see the date something was posted. A fresher account is usually not going to be one who’s finding you unless they are searching tags and saw your blog.
How many posts are on the account? - Scam accounts rarely have many posts on their blogs beyond the initial pinned post. All their posts, being very few are very little, are most often just posts from a trending topic they looked up or a popular tag they decided to look through. They will share only a few and then make no further posts. This is to pad out their blog to make it look used but it’s easy to see how new the blog is if you scroll to the end.
Are the shared posts fitting a theme? - Scam accounts try to share posts based on the scam they’re trying to run. This means they’ll share posts related to the topic of their choosing and then stop once they’ve shared a few. Most of these posts come from the OP themselves and not from someone the blog is following though in rare cases they’ll find a person to reblog from so they don’t look suspicious.
Are the reblog dates accurate? - If you use timestamps, find a post the blog shared and check ‘Other notes’ and see if the reblog date matches the date that is listed on the blog itself. Often, scammers will backdate posts to make them look much older then they really are in an attempt to deceive people into thinking they’ve used tumblr for months or years.
Is the url auto-generated? - Not always seen from a scam account, but scammers often just use auto-generated usernames because it’s quick and easy to do. But real accounts may have these too. It’s just a thing to keep in mind.
Is the url familiar or similar to one you’ve seen before? - Scammers often try to copy their older accounts by using usernames based around previous scam attempts. It becomes obvious after about a while and usually makes it easy to figure out the scammer is back again. This isn’t always from scam accounts as regular accounts may do this for reasons.
How often do you get asks? - If you barely get asks and suddenly keep getting mutual aid asks it’s very likely you’re just a scammers latest target and they’ll keep spamming asks. This means you’ll consistently get the same style of asks from a brand new account that shouldn’t know you unless they found you in tags. You will keep getting these asks on a daily basis. You will eventually always get these asks.
Did they request you to message them directly? - On rare occasions a scam account will want you to send them a direct message and then they’ll just ask you for thousands of dollars on the spot.
Does your bio say no mutual aid asks? - Scammers don’t read/don’t care they will ignore that and send you asks anyway that won’t stop them.
Short version: More often than not the blog asking you for money is a scam if you don’t usually get asks for money from brand new accounts.
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…but which one is which?
What ship is this?
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…can one even commit warcrimes against bugs and robots?
Unless you count the friendly fire…most of which was on accident.
duality of man
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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
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Oh my gosh! Hubert’s protective instincts going into overdrive cause babies can suddenly disappear anywhere when you’re not looking, and Hilda about to traumatize the Golden Deer with baby Claude.
Now here’s the real question: do they keep their memories, or are they locked away while babies? Cause if it’s the former, Sothis help the Blue Lions, cause that baby is NOT getting a healthy amount of sleep… actually, none of those babies are. If it’s the latter, though… those three really could use the sleep.
Baby Emblem. Three Babies
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This is one of the reasons I love Warhammer 40K.
Elections are just around the corner, time to pick your old rich guy!
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In Neo’s defense, I’d be absolutely terrified as well if I suddenly say Cinder do that.
Continuation of this:
Pyrrha: *storms back into afterlife angrily*
Brother of Darkness: Shit, she’s back?!
Brother of Light: We did what you asked and sent you back to Remnant! What do you want now?
Pyrrha: That’s just it! Every time I try to go back I’m just a disembodied spirit and I can’t do anything! How do I get a real body?
Brother of Light: Well…you did receive half of a maiden’s power. Seek the other half and you will be made whole?
Brother of Darkness: *whispering* Do maiden powers really work like that?
Brother of Light: *whispering* I have no idea.
Pyrrha: *points a finger in the terrified gods’ faces* If this doesn’t work, I WILL be back.
Pyrrha: *stomps out*
Brother Gods: *shiver in fear*
In atlas…
Cinder: *relaxing in her hideout with Neo before her dramatic Vol 7 entrance* And as that’s how we get the Winter Maiden’s poweeeeEEEEEHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Pyrrha: !̴̗͖̫̣̼̯̳̘̹͇̬͙͔͈̌̂͆́̉̈́̀̑̂̔̍̆̇̈̾̿̎̈́̊̏͠ H̶̨̖̳͕̙̲̳͙̽͂͋̽͊̄̏̆̎͆̅̀͐̂̉̍̎̔̚͘͘͝ę̶̙͙̬̺̜̯͍̪͍̞͎̬͎̩̀̓̄͆̈̄͌̿̍̅̀̇̋͛̀́̍̚̚l̴̼̠͈̟̭͕̣͔͕̣̠̩͙̥̖̖̳͖͇̰̣͓͖̬̫̓̈̃̂͆̀̀͌̿͑͗͌̈́͌̓͋̈̉̽͋̍̓͑̕͘̕͝͠l̷͚͖̖̝͎̘̬͖̈́̑͊̄͛́̈̽͛̅̂̈́̈́̒̾̚͝͝ỡ̸̧͍̭̩͉̙̓͆͂͐̋́͋̊͋͐̈́̾̓͐̔́̀̅̀̏̕͝͝͝͝ ̵̧̛̩͚̦̗͖͎̝̞̘̝͕̗̈́͆̈́́̉̓̓̆͌̉̇̌͘͜͠ǻ̶̢̟̝͕͈̮̮̞̰̻̣̞͓̝͕̱͖͔̏̔̔̚͜g̸̮̘̝͔͚͎̱͈͉̜̼̽̎̓̓͒͌́a̴̢̧̧̖̟̰̝͕̗̖̺͈̱̩̲̬̟̼̪̜̞͙̗̐͐͜͜͝į̶̧̢̧̢̢̢̛̝̠͈̟̯͈͕͈̘͈̻͓̲̰͓̖̞̠͚͓̣̟̗̩̂̽̊̋̉̌͛͂͛̾̓̈́̒́̅̂̕͝n̵̡̛̻̘͇̯̖͉̞͔̻̯̹̭̯̪͎̼͆̄̿̋̏͋̏̿̏̊͝!̴̗͖̫̣̼̯̳̘̹͇̬͙͔͈̌̂͆́̉̈́̀̑̂̔̍̆̇̈̾̿̎̈́̊̏͠ ̵̡̙̞̣͓̼̤̦̣̻͔̯̪̝͖̭̱͍̫̙̬͖͖̯̗̜͓̟̦͖̆̿̈̉̓͑̈́̈́͑̀̔̀̅̈̒́̈́̾̓̈́͒͋͒̏̊̃͘͜͝ͅ *floats towards Cinder*
Cinder: Get away get away geT AWAY GETAWAYGETAWAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *screams in terror as she is surrounded by dark presence*
Pyrrha!Cinder: *opens green eyes and flexes hands* Oh, it feels nice to have a body again!
Pyrrha!Cinder: Well! I’d better see where I am and go find my team! I have SO much catching up to do! *practically skips out of the room*
Neo:
Next:
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If we’re talking about Sabaton’s Christmas Truce, then she DESERVED that clock on the noggin’.
Jingle Bells
Weiss: Okay, do we have everyone?
Blake: Uhh… No.
Ren: Jaune, Nora, and Yang said they aren’t coming.
Weiss: What, but we need everyone here to practice singing, ‘Jingle Bells’.
Ruby: Yang said she didn’t want to sing, ‘Jingle Bells.’ She thinks it’s lame.
Pyrrha: Jaune said he wouldn’t sing, he hates, Christmas music apparently.
Blake: Why’s that?
Pyrrha: Oh, something about the unoriginality of, Christmas music just being the same songs sung by dozens of different singers, who play the exact same song with only minor differences in a month long, but seemingly never ending repetition of said songs that drive the mind to the point of insanity with their constant appearance.
Weiss: That! That makes sense… But, what about, Nora?
Ren: Jaune dragged her away saying he had an idea.
Blake: Jaune dragged, Nora away; Isn’t it usually the opposite that happens.l?
Pyrrha: It occasionally happens.
Ren: Don’t worry, we’re still scared.
Weiss: That’s reassuring… But, what are we going to do? We need more people to sing with us, what could they be doing that…? Uhh…? Is someone tuning a guitar?
Blake: Are those drums?
Pyrrha: What’s going on?
The group turns a corner to see, Jaune, Nora, and Yang on a stage, Jaune dressed as a punk rocker with a mic in his hand. Yang was also dressed like a punk rocker with an electric guitar in her hands, and lastly, Nora was also dressed as a punk rocker with a drum set before her. The group looked at them in utterly dumbfounded. Weiss, was about to ask them what they were doing until the music started. It started with a cry, and then, Jaune grabbed the microphone, and then started to sing.
To sing their own, ‘Christmas’ song.
They watched on in stunned amazement, and utter befuddlement:
Ren looked on as the trio played their song, utterly lost since he had no idea she could play the drums, and so well at that.
Pyrrha was amazed because she had heard, Jaune ‘singing’ in his attempts to whoo, Weiss, but apparently he could actually sing, pretty decently at that.
Blake was shocked as she saw, Yang play the electric guitar, she particularly enjoyed that small rift she had, and let it rip. But, when the devil did she learn to play the guitar?
Weiss was having a meltdown, hearing her friends sing… that was frying her brain. She was going to comment that they weren’t singing a, Christmas song, but then she heard that high pitched squeal singing, ‘Jingle Bells’ and realized it was a remix of it. She felt like fainting when she realized this.
Ruby meanwhile has a pair of red, and green glow sticks in her hands, and was bashing her head up, and down to the beat of the music. Utterly enraptured by the songs beat.
Soon the song ended, and the trio looked up to see they had an unexpected audience.
Jaune: Oh, hey guys. What’s up?
Weiss: What… What was that?
Nora: Jingle Bells.
Weiss: Like hell it was!
Yang: But, there is a line of, Jingle Bells in the song.
Weiss: For five seconds it was, even then it was in this high pitched whiny voice! The hell was that?!
Blake: You better tell her before she blows a gasket.
Jaune: Okay, It’s callez, ‘Ere We Go.’ Its this sci-fi, fantasy remix that is sung by a Ork rockstar.
Weiss: It’s sung by a what?!
Ruby: Why were you playing it?
Jaune: I refuse to sing, ‘Jingle Bells!’ I hate that song! So i’ll sing this version instead.
Weiss: Absolutely not!
Pyrrha: Why not?
Ruby: I thought it was pretty good.
Weiss: It has nothing to do with, Christmas music! It’s just a rip off of the melody!
Ren: Why not let them play it? It will allow other people to hear something different than the usual chorus, or instrumental, Christmas music.
Weiss: I won’t allow someone to play rock, and roll at this festival! And, as the program planner, I forbid you from playing that song at the, Christmas Festival! And, that’s final!
Ruby: Naww… But, it’s really catchy…
Jaune: Fine we won’t play that song, we’ll play, ‘Christmas Truce’ instead.
And, in the blink of the eye, the trio’s outfits changed from punk rockers, to old military uniforms.
Nora: Yeah! Lets do that song instead!
Yang: This is more fitting for, Weiss’s little festival.
Weiss: I forbid you from play any stupid rock, and roll music!
The trio, along with, Ruby slowly turned their heads towards, Weiss, and gave her a empty, yet chilling gaze. One that caused, Weiss to cower in a silent fear away from them. She was about to say something when the microphone, Jaune was holding clocked her square in the face rendering her unconscious.
Jaune: That’s what you get for dissing, ‘Christmas Truce’ ya bitch!
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Now I’m wondering if Byleth has either a Jirachi or a Celebi that WON’T F%#*ING LEAVE HER ALONE! Or Dialga.
Preemptively apologizing for the white text on a yellow background. Anyways, Golden Deer Trainer Cards!
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Werewolf Arkos Headcanons:
Werewolf Pyrrha:
Fearsome force of nature in battle
Strikes terror into the hearts of her opponents
Jealously tries to keep Jaune’s attention for herself
Cannot be contained by normal means (often requires Nora and/or Yang to drag her anywhere she doesn’t want to go using a steel cable and reinforced harness)
Occasionally steals livestock (Ruby: That sheep farmer in south Mistral was MAD…!)
Dominates her boyfriend in bed
Werewolf Jaune:
Giant golden retriever
Loves belly rubs
Will play with anybody (Eyewitness accounts claim even Glynda and Winter have been seen tossing a ball for him!)
Terrified of vacuum cleaners
Occasionally rented out to members of other teams to help meet boys/girls at the park (Neptune is their most frequent customer and calls Jaune his “Furry Wingman”)
Gets dominated by his girlfriend in bed
Maybe someday I’ll have to expand on these and give them their own posts!
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I was a part of a DnD one-shot that was like that. It was supposed to be a horror themes session where a bunch of man-eating monsters that would sing to convince all who heard them that the person who disappeared either left or never existed infested a city. (That reveal was chilling and AWESOME)
However, all of us players got together beforehand and decided to make an all-kobold party. Two of us (one of them, me) were competing for position of the prophesied clan hero, one was the clan elder who was judging us, and the last one was basically the little sister of the group. When we killed one of the monsters, the competing kobolds argued about who’s kill it was with legitimate arguments. My kobold did the most damage to it, while the other player’s kobold got the last hit in (and it was some high damage).
*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*
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Chapters: 17/?
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Monoma Neito & Tsunotori Pony, Kendou Itsuka & Monoma Neito, Monoma Neito & Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Kendou Itsuka & Tsunotori Pony, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu & Tsunotori Pony, Kendou Itsuka & Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Midoriya Izuku & Uraraka Ochako, Midoriya Izuku & Past One For All Users, Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Midoriya Izuku/Tsunotori Pony, Tsunotori Pony/Uraraka Ochako, Iida Tenya/Shiozaki Ibara, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, (those last three are in the background)
Characters: Monoma Neito, Tsunotori Pony, Kendou Itsuka, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Yoichi | First One For All User (My Hero Academia), Shimura Nana, Sixth One for All User (My Hero Academia), Banjou Daigorou | Lariat, Shinomori Hikage, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King, Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Uraraka Ochako, Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina, Hagakure Tooru, Tokage Setsuna, Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Nine (My Hero Academia), Hasaki Kiruka | Slice, Makihara Houyou | Mummy, Kon Choujuurou | Chimera, Todoroki Shouto, Iida Tenya
Additional Tags: Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, Tsunotori Pony Has One for All Quirk, Crack, Sentient One For All Quirk (My Hero Academia), quirks are bullshit, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Needs a Raise, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King Needs a Raise, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Needs a Raise, Yagi Toshinori is So Confused, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Oops We Stole One For All, Ignores My Hero Academia Chapter 304, One For All Quirk Haunted by Past One For All Users' Ghosts (My Hero Academia), Feral Uraraka Ochako, Uraraka Ochako is a Good Friend, Feral Tsunotori Pony, Crack Treated Seriously, Battle Couple, Battle Throuple, Uraraka Ochako Has One for All Quirk, Bakugou Katsuki Has One for All Quirk, Kinda (he doesn't know he has it)
Summary:
In most universes, Neito Monoma is unable to copy One for All during the Joint Training. This is not one of those universes. Through a comedy of errors, Neito Monoma accidentally copies One for All from Izuku Midoriya before passing it on to Pony Tsunotori. Now, it's up to Neito Monoma, Itsuka Kendo, and Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu to deal with the fact that their classmate accidentally has a bootleg version of All Might's quirk. Oops.
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Is there a tag for demon Ururaka? It’s so freaking adorable, somehow.
His prayers are not working
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…that was so unexpectedly wholesome… and jealousy inducing. I would kill to be in that position.
Vibration Therapy
Weiss: Where's mother?
Winter: I believe she went out.
Weiss: Did she say where?
Winter: She did not.
Weiss: *Sighs* Should I go check the local bars?
Winter: We'll see.
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Willow: *Laying in the middle of Ghira and Kali*
Ghira and Kali: *Purring*
Willow: *Having the depression vibrated out of her*
#Willow probably did kill to be there#Willow is now single and ready to mingle#Big cats purring is best therapy#vibrations are filled with happiness#willow schnee#weiss schnee#winter schnee#RWBY
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I wanna read a fan-fiction of THAT!
Match making
Beacon staff room
Ozpin: so teacher I have important news
Glynda: does it have to do with that scroll call from mrs. Arc
Ozpin: indeed, mrs. Arc has put major importance on the livelihood of the Arc family
Glynda: maybe not accepting an untrained boy into a school for monster hunters is a good start
Port: nonsense. It builds character, I remember… (goes off on tangent)
Ozpin: sadly no it has nothing to do with his training or lack there of, it has to do with continuing the Arc legacy
Oobleck: so finding him a wife
The teachers: …
Ozpin: taking bets?
Peach: 1000 on jaune and Ms. Schnee
Oobleck: oh I know that the arc’s and the belladonna’s go way back so my moneys on jaune and Blake
Port: no no no we all know blonds must stick together so 1000 on ms. Xiao long and Mr. Arc
Glynda: I can’t believe we’re doing this
Ozpin: oh hush we all know you penchant for match making
Glynda: (sighs) 1000 on Mr. Arc and young ms. Rose
Ozpin: good (jots all of it down)
Port: what about you sir
Oobleck: oh yes what about you
Glynda just stares at him
Ozpin: oh my I guess I have no choice. In my case it would have to be Mr. Arc and ms. Nikos
As the teachers talk and discuss their own choices ozpin finished writing his list
Ozpin: well the list has been made
White knight 1000
Knightshade 1000
Dragonslayer 1000
Lancaster 1000
Arkos 1000
Arcwitch 10000
Glynda: w- what is arcwitch
Ozpin: oh that’s the bet mrs. Arc made
Glynda: who is it for
Ozpin: oh that’s simple mr. Arc and you Glynda
Glynda: HE WAS 7
Port: oh ho what’s this do you know our young mr. Arc
Glynda: (sigh) I used to look after the arc children along with Mr. Arcs oldest sister. One day little jaune came up to me and asked me to marry him
Ozpin: oh no but Mr. Goodwitch don’t you know about the arc family motto “an arc never goes back on their word”
Glynda just blushes and looks flustered
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