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Adrien, smiling and gazing at Marinette during class: *my girlfriend is so wonderful. I mean how is she so beautiful? She's kind and generous and so talented! I wonder what she thinks about*
Marinette, who is currently running on hopes and dreams due to the lack of sleep: if an apple combines with a hamster, does that make it an amster??????
Everyone in class: *looks at her confused*
Marinette: did I say that outloud?
Adrien, who didn't stop smiling at her even once: *she's so creative!*
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Have I told you that I'm a School for Good and Evil fan? Bc I am:
Chaddick: so Tedros. I'm getting this vibe you have a crush on Agatha
Tedros: this is preposterous. Blasphemy. How could you accuse me of such a thing?
Chaddick: you're writing A + T in your notebook with pink hearts everywhere
Tedros sweating nervously: it stands for agony and testosterone
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Ladybug: don't do this. Not after everything we've been through. You can't just betray me like this!
Chat Noir: you know I have no choice, Bugs. I can't stop myself
Ladybug, in tears: PLEASE! NOT THIS! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!
Chat Noir, slamming a red seven on the counter: UNO
Ladybug, holding fifty eight cards in her hand: YOU BETTER HOPE HAWKMOTH FINDS YOU BEFORE I DO-
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Marinette: would you like the good news or bad news firsrt?
Kagami, sighing tiredly: good news
Marinette: I will NEVER do it again
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Adrien: is it true that you attract what you fear?
Marinette: let's test that theory. *pretends to shake in terror* OH NO! CHLOE HAS DISAPPEARED NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!
Chloe: *still exists*
Marinette, pouting: it was worth a shot
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Ladybug, watching some sad little blonde boy piss off an akuma: what an idiot!
Ladybug, squinting and realizing it's Chat Noir: shit, that's my idiot!
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Adrien: does anyone know how long someone has to be awake to hallucinate? I'm doing a school assignment and-
Marinette: seventy two hours.
Adrien: excuse me? How do you know that?
Marinette, stirring her coffee with a pair of scissors: there's a clown behind you
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I feel like this minor detail from the Shadybug and Claw Noir movie really doesn't get discussed:
Reformed!Shadybug, visiting the current universe: hey girl hey!
Ladybug: oh hey! What's got you hanging out on this side of the multiverse?
Reformed!Shadybug: I just wanted to apologize to you. For, you know, fighting you and attempting to steal your miraculous!
Ladybug: no worries! Water under the bridge!
Reformed!Shadybug: so glad you feel that way! I also wanted to express how sorry I am for almost unifying my miraculous with Claw Noir's to make a wish that would make me switch places with you so that I could steal your life!
Ladybug:.....................you did what now-
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Marinette: I have no fear!
Adrien: what if you had to eat my father's pancakes?
Marinette: I have one fear!
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Okay last one I promise:
Kagami: *asks Marinette to run away with her*
Marinette: this better not awaken anything in me
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Marinette: *wears her hair down*
Kagami: this better not awaken anything in me
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Ladybug: *saves Kagami's life*
Kagami: this better not awaken anything in me
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Kagami, texting Marinette: I don't care what's going on with you two as long as you're both alive and not in prison
Marinette, texting: we are most certainly alive
Kagami: and not in prison?
Marinette: *read 8:24 pm*
Kagami: DAMN IT MARINETTE-
Adrien:........so how do you think she's taking the news?
Marinette: I'm hiding behind you when she gets here
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Adrien, sitting criss cross apple sauce in prison: so. Who do we call?
Marinette, making a friendship bracelet for one of her fellow prisoners: normally I'd say Kagami, but I'd feel safer in jail
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Marinette, trying to break into a locked room: Adrien, Felix, Kagami, I need all of your credit cards right now!
The repressed rich kid trio: *dutifully hands over their credit cards*
Marinette, pocketing the cards: perfect. *proceeds to kick the door down*
Felix: did we all just get robbed?
Adrien and Kagami in unison: I'm okay with it
Felix, kinda scared: well given the fact that she could clearly beat my ass, I suppose I have to be okay with it too
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Adrien falling in love: *twirling in the air, giggling, and kicking his feet*
Marinette falling in love: *experiences seventeen different psychotic episodes in the span of twelve hours*
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Teacher: okay, I think you misunderstood the assignment
Kagami: wasn't it to bring the thing I love most in the world?
Teacher: yes, but I meant like an inanimate object. Not Marinette
Marinette: *smiles and waves*
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