no bc unfortunately this would go so hard

rlly needed this rn

you’ve made it through every fall to rock bottom so far, and you will continue to

i love being a grad student because My Lifelong Research Topic (and everyone else's too tbh) is so fucking niche it could be the title of a damn lana del rey album.

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

currently watching this movie high out of my mind. it’s on youtube as well and i am losing my shape y it’s 4:45 am

i was surprised to see an unknown forgotten 2010 animated movie called “quantum quest: a cassini space odyssey” had hayden christensen on the cast, and i was surprised further when i watched it to discover he plays an over-the-top stereotypical surfing pothead lizard. nothing could’ve prepared me for anakin skywalker’s voice saying, “gnarly, dude.”

THATS MY MAN YALL

Simp? Stan?? Fangirl??? You fools, I am his WIFE

i met the lovely @a-bumbling-bee-1024 at my uni’s star wars club today and i am now going through her entire tumblr tbh ignore the reblogs i have a new femme irl in my hellhole pocket of the world and i am elated as a result

tldr i have a new friend n she slays

i wish the library i work at had this.

I need a 3D printer.

i raise you with reblog if you were the quiet girl with undiagnosed autism who was always seated next to the loud boy with diagnosed autism

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

jedi shore. all the petty drama.

obsessed with the idea of reality tv in star wars...imagine there being a Real Huttwives of Tatooine show. the jedi order has to fend off constant requests to have a jedi appear on the Bachelor. Fancasts always include Obi-Wan and Kit Fisto. Anakin religiously keeps up with 36 different shows. Ahsoka once signs him up for the bachelorette as a joke, except it works, and then an unsuspecting Anakin has to field a Call from Padme about what her husband is up to. Space twitter has never been so disappointed when casting announcement is hastily retracted. Obi-Wan goes on the Great Coruscanti Baking Show once for charity but the episode never airs for reasons that are never explained. It becomes the holonet's white whale. Love Island except it's all wookies. Naked and Afraid but it's all shaved wookies. the possibilities are endless and i believe with enough effort and funding we as the sw fandom can explore each and every one

QUEEN SAINT MOTHER SUPERIOR AND HER NEWLY ADOPTED DAUGHTER, OMEGA

Padme Pinup

This idea was based on the deleted joke where the Marauder had a Padme decal on its side. This is a “What if?” scenario if Omega saw the decal. XD

WAIT OMFG I READ THAT FIC IN MAY AND IT LITERALLY CHANGED ME I AM NOT EVEN JOKING IT COMPLETELY SHIFTED MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE I THINK I POSTED ABOUT IT HERE BUT LITERALLY FLIPPED A SWITCH ON INSIDE ME AND MADE ME REALIZE DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT AND ALSO GO CRAZY BC MOMMY KINK MECHANIC MODERN ANI MAKES ME FERAL AND ALSO JUST HIM IN THIS FIC PERIOD HRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Saw u answering a prev anon about Anakin and his mommy kink - so you should check out Lemon on ao3 by betts, if you haven’t yet - exceptional modern Anidala w great mommy kink amongst a bunch of expectional parts of that smutty angst fic

NONNIE I LOVE YOU

this is some of the best shit i’ve read! i’ve just finished the second chapter and all i can say is i’m in love! betts’ perfectly portrays anidala in a modern au it feels so natural and their dynamic is great!

the smut though!?!?? absolutely delicious im in love. the first chapter didnt even have smut and it was some of the hottest shit i’ve read

highly recommend

THERE ARE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES IN LAUGHTER

let me remind you of darth daddys fried pickle

no. no.

this is not a place where we refer to any character or person as daddy, in the sexual connotation of the word. i get enough of this shit on twitter, okay? i have seen the very worst. i have seen people promise to suck ben affleck’s dick, and speculate what it would taste like, and refer to it as ‘deserving’ of their attentions. they call him batdaddy. i am tired. we will not be transferring this behavior to darth vader, who, mind you, does not even have a dick, as you have so decidedly pointed out, and if you would like to lick a pile of ash from the set of revenge of the sith, you can do that, but you will not refer to the ashes as ‘daddy’ whilst you do it, you incorrigible heathen. 

darth vader is not your ‘daddy.’ this crusty old man, who probably has fifteen infections raging at any moment, cannot ‘take care of you’, and i highly doubt, my good man, that he would want to. he is a beautiful black swan, who mates for life, and his wife fucking died, dude. she’s dead. she hit the hay, permanently. kicked the bucket. bit the big one. it’s a cold, cold fridge. and in respect of the cold fridge, he would not take you up on any attempts to ‘put the moves on’, or ‘get him in the groove’, or ‘do the juicy wiggle’, or whatever the fuck you call it. you don’t need two to tango, if you have a high enough sex drive, i’m sure you can go horizontal with anything you please.

i am not even joking i got so emotionally choked up over that damn gif that i started crying and my new roommates got worried

He’s always been number one trending in my heart

UNCLE CODY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

More deleted scenes from the Kenobi show

I’M IN TEARS 😭

need to see vader restrained in some fat fucking chains. for science.