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Omg this is so nice 😭😭 it’s like a card I would send myself on Valentine’s Day from an anonymous source to make other people jealous 😍
Anyway haha I just wanted to say unfortunately my snake-like body has already shed this skin and I’m pretty much moved on to a new place now, doing a slightly different schtick. Idk if you watch wrestling, but it’s like when a midcarder gets a relaunch as their long lost sibling, or a possessed demon or something.
But tysm for this it means a lot and it made me smile through my industrial strength Botox (jk, I can’t afford Botox)
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Misguided Ghosts, Part 6
Summary: Jakey is the sweetest
Pairings: Jake Jensen X Reader, Jake Jensen X Charles Blackwood
Rating: mature
Warnings: language, implied sex, implied non con/dub con, implied ghost sex, mentions of voyeurism, 18+ ONLY
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Elves trying to get reader to pick them up 🥺
He wants to be picked up
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DUDE. For a sec I thought the black tabs at the front of his sneakers was the pavement, and he was wearing those Maison Margiela tabi boots lol
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when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)
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Lmao idk why I thought this was Blake Shelton and I was like huh, he’s not usually on my dash but ok
I have.... I havE THOUGHTS I SHOULDN'T HAVE
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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
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"oh my god you're transforming into something unspeakably horrifying!!!" it's called commitment to the bit 🙄
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Top Gun: Maverick (2022) dir. Joseph Kosinski
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Americans. Is this true? You only get two?
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Sam and Steve go on a mission together and Steve gets turned into a rabbit but per Steve fashion still wants to help on missions and when he’s grounded he thumps angrily at everyone. 🐰
In celebration of the year of the rabbit I wanted to do fluffy rabbit!steve but somehow it became more silly instead lol. Anyway everyone have a wonderful new year!
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Hellgoat -Project II Infos:
fully posable with LED in eyes and candles which imitate a flickering effect
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reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Elrond of Rivendell comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom:
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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