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Another day another slay 🙏 She/Her. number one Kyros simp since 2014, this blog is ONLY for kyros/toy soldier (my cute blorbo 🥵), might contain random stuff and nsfw. might be 18+, i warned you!
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currently eating a strawberry ice cream cone while drawing Kyros
#This stuff is yummyyyy 😋#And so is mister soldier aha 🤭#Something something malewife something househusband something#Also it's canon that Kyros was a house husband#Don't believe me? Watch his flashback teehee#Okay it may not be 100% canon but he was a stay at home dad#Much like Kuma#God what's with Oda and buff hot dilfs being house husbands and great fathers?#Kuma counts as a dilf in my book#One piece
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i need to draw Kyros in a cute apron 💅 being the house-dad he is 🤭 baking yummy cakes
#Kyros knows how to bake and it's canon#Is he on the same level as pudding tho? Maybe not#But the cakes he bakes taste like home to Rebecca 🥺
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⚠️ ONE PIECE CHAPTER 1113 SPOILERS ⚠️
Spoilers aheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad!
You've been warned
We are SO back with another glorious set of brief spoilers until the scans drop, so I'll give you a quick spin on what's gonna happen (spoilers by @pewpiece from twitter btw)
🔥last time we saw Mars wander into the lab from where the live broadcast was ALLEGEDLY being aired and searches around for the den den mushi, he finds it but then looks up at something that's making bubbling sounds, turns out it was a big jar with vegapunk's head inside it which is... Odd? Like, didn't he die a couple of chapters ago?
🔥Mars destroys the den den mushi but it turns out it's only a decoy, the broadcast keeps on running and vegapunk resumes talking after a 10 minutes long pause.
🔥 we can see the reactions of various arc and island characters, i still don't know which ones but I'm hoping... just hoping 🥺
Oda pwease answer my plea 😔
🔥The gorosei are absolutely clueless about what kind of hot tea Vegapunk will be spilling this time so they're trying to stop the broadcast at all cost because either way he'll end up serving some SERIOUS tea. And having worked with the elites of the world, he sure does know a lot of dirty stuff.
🔥Nusjuro and Sanji encounter and Sanji attacks him.
My boy saw a centaur and said "Giddy up"
🔥 back to our silly willy goofy but formerly shady scientist, vegapunk says that if this broadcast plays then that means that he's dead (RIP) he confesses that he has done so many misdeeds and bad things which is why he decided to record a message where he wants to share something important to redeem himself
🔥Saturn arrives to Usopp's group and starts talking (I don't know exactly what he was saying) and Robin remembers his voice.
NO FUCKING WAY SATURN GETS AWAY WITH TRAUMATIZING LITERAL KIDS!
First robin and now Kuma, ginny and Bonney????
Your spider ass better be PREPARED for my making my Robin cry!
🔥 at the end, Vegapunk drops some truth bombs and says that the world is going to sink into the ocean!
(let's hope your OP favs live in an area higher than sea level like Alabasta or dressrosa or wano or in fishman island or water seven or anywhere that cant be fully submerged in the flood)
Also is it just me, or is Oda trying to bring his fans to think back on the noah arc back in fishman island because, you know, this sounds like the abrahamic/biblical/quranic retelling of the great flood?
But how will he use it is what's still a headscratcher to me but we'll figure it out soon.
On a sidenote ive seen some people theorizing that the OP world actually went through a flood before which is why islands like wano and long ring long land ended up being submerged and their geography changed.
I dunno man, i think those theories are correct. Also what caused this flood? Was it Imu? Was the world government itself? Was it because Poseidon fell in the wrong hands?
So many questions! But i hope we get to answer them soon
#one piece#One piece chapter 1113#One piece spoilers#Monkey d Luffy#sanji vinsmoke#roronoa zoro#nami one piece#usopp#tony tony chopper#franky#brook#nico robin#jay garcia saturn#Saturn is so fucking unhinged holy shit#Imagine if the people got shocked from the news and Vegapunk is like “bro just learn how to swim lol”
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morning 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
Sorry for not posting anymore for two months or so, had some problems i needed to take care of and i was just generally feeling down. I haven't talked to my friends in two months or opened Whatsapp, how fucked am i? 😬
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Been laid off last week and still can't find a job nor control my blood pressure or breathing cycle
fellas, how do i cope?
#Jokes aside next month i dunno how I'll be able to afford my dad's meds and he still doesn't know I've been laid off ffs#The mf company said “blah blah we'll call you back” but i doubt those fart smellas would#Should i start drawing p0rn now?#Maybe start my deviantart foot fetish career? I may get bank from that who knows 💲💲💲💲#I'm just happy i have this goofy silly lil blog that i turned into Kyros' simpwatch#Because if not then you'd find me locked up in an asylum
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Report Report and REPORT then block, don't leave a platform for those pests
This is why I silently block and delete, I don't argue with psychotic human garbage. 💅
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My husband and his cute little warrior daughter were training 😭🥰
That means that Kyros is back in the army since we see tank as well and other people wearing the same shirts.
Kyros just casually standing there, sweating with his fat tits on display (lord have mercy)
Also Oda is literally doing everything he can not to show Kyros' leg, last time we saw his legs was back in the Dressrosa arc finale.
And rebecca Ashsgfjshahdhd she's so cute 🥺
She has a small bandage on her hand which means she's been training hard ooooooh she's doing her best my baby girl. i do NOT wanna hear any of you saying that she's weak or ELSE-
#Goooooooood i love them both#Thank you Oda for the food#I can now live the next five years satisfied now that I've seen a tiny glimpse of them#Too bad Kyros has his face turned away 😒#So so so proud of rebecca training with her papi#Rebecca one piece#Kyros#Kyros one piece#Leo one piece#Chapter 1109
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one piece CH 1109
the official release is still not here, but the raws are OUT!
"Kizaru and saturn got Papa john'd by Luffy" the chapter
#Luffy#Monkey d luffy#One piece#One piece spoilers#One piece raws#egghead spoilers#Chapter 1109#My lovely Rebecca and her daddy 🥰💖😏
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BREAKING: Israel is currently bombing Syria’s capital city of Damascus, targeting residential areas.
Within a single day alone, Israel has dropped bombs Gaza, South Lebanon and Syria.
This is not victim behavior.
This is terrorism.
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I’m really glad that Aaron’s self-immolation for Palestine is getting attention, but on November 8th there was also a Congolese man who did the same thing for the genocide happening in the DRC. From what I read in the article above, his fate and identity are unknown but I think his story should be getting equal amount of traction and I haven’t really seen anyone talking about it on Tumblr specifically yet.
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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OP 1109 SPOILERS
got some spoilers ahead, just a littol bit, full sumarry still unreleased
-Vegapunk's message is being broadcasted around the world and he asks every single person to open their den den mushis, we see some characters like Vivi and wapol doing that
-The gorosei retirees- i mean elders, start wondering where the live stream ks coming from (they are about to get canceled 💀)
-Luffy is stomping the shit out of Kizaru and saturn but saturn BARELY gets damaged since he regenerates himself
-Saturn says fuck it and summons his other four boomer besties to fight with him
-Break next week 😒
#One piece#One piece chapter 1109#One piece Chapter 1109 SPOILERS#spoilers#The five elders#Stupid ass saturn had to call in his homies to help him#Still hyped about how they'll each look like#No bonney or Kuma mentioned so far 🙄
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i wanna make a Rebecca and kyros Redesign SO darn bad, I mean even though i keep fangirling over Kyros' skirt I don't really like the color scheme and how the boots don't really match the vibe of the rest of the outfit. As for rebecca then you know damn well i want my baby to wear something beautiful and showcases her power
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i want to draw human kyros with toy soldier eyes no matter how cursed the result looks
#It'll look terrible i just know it#He used to look so cute as a toy and combining the cuteness of his toy form to his current human form is weird#GOD human Kyros is just so [REDACTED]#Take me to jail or else i may go off the CHAINS
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It was another p0rn bot 😒
Why the double text tho? Almost gave me a heart attack ffs
there are two options when i see this:
a- I'm starting to gain fans 😃😄😊
b- someone will send me a threat
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there are two options when i see this:
a- I'm starting to gain fans 😃😄😊
b- someone will send me a threat
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there are two options when i see this:
a- I'm starting to gain fans 😃😄😊
b- someone will send me a threat
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