kylewrutar
Kyle R
Aspiring author, dungeon master, lover of scifi and fantasy
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PETER MIRANDA
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You tried to take the best of me. Go away!
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they say she was pushed out of the airlock but i know what really happened
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The man asked to beat the grim reaper WITH chess, not AT chess. The grim reaper foolishly agrees
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Death is completely flabbergasted at the mortal's move. He presented an ordinary chess set and immediately hefted it into his hands and struck the hooded figure over the head with the board.
"Ah, wh- what the hell carl!?"
"You agreed!" Carl replied, lifting the board once more.
"Yeah but I didn't think you would-"
Death is cut off again as the mortal Carl strikes him once more with the board. For someone who was nothing more than a skeleton, it surprisingly hurt quite a bit.
"O-okay! OKay!" Death said. "You can live for a little while longer, just stop hitting me!"
Carl immediately returned the chess board to the table and returned to his activities. Death couldnt get the surprise to leave his system, and made a note to think through the wording of his challenges from then on out.
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How the French Revolution went down in the Yugioh universe
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This scene from the BG3 Cast Plays D&D pfft
I love that threatening him with Karlach seems to be the best way to handle Neil-starion
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Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”
Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”
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harrow indirectly feels the warmth of another women for the first time (idk i thought it was really funny last night at 3 am so here we are)
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haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
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haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
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🎶 hey now
you're a locked tomb
get your skull on
go
praaaaaaay 🎶
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✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
like to charge, reblog to cast
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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.
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We are nearing the era of crispy coolness and spooky scare'ems and I for one am HERE FOR IT
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The sixth and the ninth
Currently reading Harrow the ninth and I’m hooked! Be careful with spoilers in the tags please🧎
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