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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
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Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck
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am i wrong
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so real
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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i still think about this constantly sorry nia
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hey patrick can you see my feet
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Get her out of there
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ohhh my god you brought me back a stick i threw? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the mailman
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
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great lakes kids are like "you wanna go to the lake this summer" as if any of us have a fucking choice
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i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing
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as an adult you can bring the cutting boardto your desk it is okay to do
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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