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Hey! It's your favorite Bigender! I post art and other stuff, so check it out! Maybe read Kuku Cranium?
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WOOOOO, GUESS WHO POSTED KUKU CRANIUM?! MEEEE
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This is why I'm a disappointment
... Okay, so I kinda- sorta- ya know- Wrote every single word of the bee movie into my essay. And now my teacher is calling my mother. Send help. Bees can't fly, because their small wings can't lift their fat little bodies
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I love my new friend
So I was on Identity V, and I was in a server, and there was this girl. She was super sweet and she asked me to friend her. Of course, I said yes because TV taught me friendship is magic. She then proceeded to message me and say "You are my favorite person" and I felt so good about being somebody's favorite.
Moral of the story, she's my new favorite person, and if you touch a single hair on her head I shall push you off your own ego and make sure you suffer in the lava next to my minecraft house. ✨
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Animal Crossing with a CatAnimal Crossing with a Cat
Cat: *sitting on my lap*
Me: *v I be*
Also me: " AAAAAA- YOU STUPID FISH, IM GONNA SELL YOU, DUMB SEABASS "
My Cat:
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Random Storytime
So once upon a time, I was happy- anyway, I was in a call with friends and I asked "Hey, what's the worst thing you can think of right now?" And my friend, Luka, said "You having a crush on a Minecraft YouTuber. " ..
You son of a literal burger.
And then I blew up his house by putting TNT under it, ok bye
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Kuku to Ziggy's Spirit
" ...I always thought you were my dream guy. "
' I am. '
" You weren't my lifetime dream... "
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Kuku Cranium. Prologue
A cloth entrance delicately opened, as a young man stood in the opening. The tent cloth rubbed together to make a soft bristling sound. A pair of blood-red eyes glanced over, obviously unamused.
' Proceed. ' She murmurs, her voice intimidating and rasped. A tea-cup was in her hands as her eyes turned to slits.
' My lease. We have found two identical rogue children on our land, and the tribe members wish to keep them for the group. I wanted to see your answer before we decide. ' He replied to the cold greeting, his voice monotone and his eyes shadowing any form of emotions.
Her eyes widened, her gaze becoming piercing to the young man. Rage. Rage is what filled her core. ' ROGUES?! YOU INTERUPT MY ZEN STATE FOR ROGUES?! ' The queen hissed, a scowl on her face as she grabbed the collar of the man.
' Yes miss. I did. I wanted to see what you wished to do with them. ' The queen paused, and she set the man down. A glare came across her red eyes as she made a request:
' We shall keep them. On one condition. They become my legacy. Once I pass on, they shall fight to be the next ruler. If they do not, they shall both be executed and their heads shall be displayed on spears, do I make myself clear. '
The young man gulped down the guilt and nodded his head in an understanding way. He didn't wish to risk the life of these children, but he didn't wish to risk his own.
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I had a headcanon that this happened in the book..speaking of, I have to finish writing the book-
I ran into the room, slamming the door behind me. I can't believe it..I yelled at my older brother because I wasn't given love like a bratty child without ice cream. My eyes were guiltiful, and I just slammed my back on the wall. " ..DAMN IT. DAMN IT ALL. " I whispered, fighting back any sort of tears coming from my eyes.
" Akuno. "
" Minerva..? " I gazed up, my voice trembling. He looked at me and pushed his glasses up " I came to check on you ". My lips became speechless, and my eyes widened " Why would you want to check on me..I'm just a nobody now. "
He didn't reply, he only walked over and rested his hand on my chest. " Remember how our human was told by their soulbound..that every blurry face is clear in somebody else's eyes. ". I look down at him, making eye contact with his unreadable gaze as I nodded. " That's what you are to me. A clear face. "
I couldn't understand. I never understand. " Your just saying that because your my friend. "
" I love you. Kai. "
I paused, my heart beginning to rapidly beat at my actual name being said. Before I knew what was happening, my hand cupped around my mouth as I fell to my knees. Someone loved me. A pathetic no-life.
He crouched down and embraced me, and my hands rapped around him as my head nuzzled into his neck. I continued to let my eyes rain.
"..I love you too, Onyx. "
I was
..loved.
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Cookie Dough
Cherry: *opens fridge at 3 am for cookie dough* ...Okay, who the HELL ate my cookie dough?
Akuno: wasn't me
Cherry: ..there's crumbs on your face.
Akuno: *running* YOU SAW NOTHIIIING-
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Hi hi!
Hello! just joined the tumblr scene and I wanna make as many friends as possible! ^^
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