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you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest
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him and his long long hair
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5.01 — No Sanctuary
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“Just the tip” I say before burying my knife in you
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8:30 am and i wanna fuck that old man
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Horror self shippers...
You're handing out candy on Halloween night. You're just about to turn off the lights for the evening and finish up when you get one last knock at the door.
The last of your candy ready, you open the door to find your horror F/O standing there.
At first you think they're in a very convincing costume but it quickly becomes apparent that they're the real thing, and they're here for you...
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You and Eddie laying down together on his bed while he writes up the next arc of his dnd campaign????
He’s shirtless. Propped up just enough to be able to write comfortably and you’re (in your comfiest pjs) fully laying down between his legs with your head on his tummy. Your time is mostly spent listening as he mumbles little ideas to himself, humming along happily whenever he has any sort of break through, and pressing little pecks to his pretty, soft skin whenever you feel the need. Sometimes he get so excited about an idea and literally uses your head to stabilize his notebook so he can scribble it down faster— his legs wiggling all hyperactive on either side of your body like he’s gonna explode if the words don’t get out of him fast enough.
Pretty boy lets you take a peek at whatever he’s got written down bc he knows you aren’t gonna spoil anything for the rest of hellfire (no matter how much Dustin tries to beg, bribe, or blackmail the details out of you) His face lights up with the biggest, fondest grin whenever you make any comments on the parts you like or even when you ask questions about the things you don’t quite understand yet bc he’s just SO happy you’re taking interest in something he cares so much about.
You always end up giving him endless amounts of praise for his writing/storytelling abilities. And, you leave NO room for him to argue or deflect— eyes so honest and true as you stare him down, tone of voice showing every inch of admiration you have for him in a way that makes him feel like there’s a lump in his throat. Gets his eyes all shiny and he has to look away before his bottom lip starts to wobble or something silly like that. By the end of the night you’re all tucked up in his arms as he reads his ideas out loud to you, because even though you’ve already read through most of it you insist it’s not the same if he isn’t doing the character voices himself. (And secretly you just like having an excuse to hear him speak lol)
He’s got one hand resting on the back of your neck, warm and grounding while he balances his notebook in the other. He’s animated as always, albeit a little toned down as to not disturb you too much. Presses a little kiss to the top of your head to punctuate the end of each paragraph/idea.
You don’t always fall asleep like this, but when you do it’s really not your fault. You can blame the way his thumb rubs little soothing circles in the juncture of your neck. The low rumble of his voice that only gets deeper as he switches between characters. The warmth of his bare skin or the steady rise and fall of his chest beneath your cheek.
He doesn’t stop reading, even when he notices you’ve begun to lull, but his voice does get softer. Fonder, somehow. He’d never have the heart to nudge you awake, even when you eventually get so comfortable that you start to drool a tiny puddle onto his chest.
He’ll always have the heart to tease you about it whenever you wake up, though.
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reader that gets wet just from kissing but eddie finds it cute and reassures them <3
shy!reader x eddie • light suggestive smut, fluff
fairy note ♡ thank you for the ask,,
you and eddie were both making out on his bed—had been for past half an hour or so, limbs wrapped around each other and tongues clashing sloppily.
you felt the way his fingers dipped under your shirt and you gasped a little from the air hitting your skin and his fingertips dragging up your waist, “sorry..” you laughed quietly against his lips, forehead flush with his, feeling his lips upturn into a smile.
“why’re you apologising?” he muttered, pulling away enough to look at you, noticing your bottom lip jut out into a cute little pout.
“embarrassing.” you mumbled, eyes darting down to your lap as you scratched behind your neck shyly.
“hmm?” he hummed, shuffling himself closer to you and you felt yourself tense up, oh god, he probably knows, you thought, “I can’t read your mind sweetpea.” he grinned, leaning in so you wouldn’t have a choice but to look at him.
he was so pretty, long eyelashes, big chocolate eyes and his cheeky little smile.
“just.. get, y’know.” you pursed your lips together, not being able to get a proper sentence out.
“it’s okay, you can tell me.” he took a hold of your hand, pressing your palm to his cheek and you felt your heart melt, he was always so sweet on you, so patient and charming.
“i get worked up, n’ it’s just kisses.” you admitted, biting on the inside of your lip and rubbing your legs together.
it’s not like you expected him to laugh in your face or anything but you were still shy about it, you two had been dating for a little while and you were still learning things about each other— about each other’s bodies included.
“baby..” he cooed under his breath, glancing down at your legs before back up at you, squeezing onto your hand at his cheek, “that’s a huge compliment to be honest, it just means you like me, like what i’m doing, which is a good thing!” he assured you.
“here, c’mere.” he gestured before helping you settle yourself in his lap comfortably, his arms snug around your waist, “you’re so cute.” he blinked up at you.
“if it feels good, you never have to hide it, i wanna know, if that’s okay?” he raised an eyebrow, noticing you were still a little shy but you nodded.
“mhm, it’s okay, i really do like it and i like you, a lot.” you laughed quietly before burying your head against his neck, mumbling
“s-so.. can you touch me a little more?”
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This man can't be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.
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well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly
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Wouldn’t it be more romantic with a mask and knife?
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what do you mean you thought i was joking about the psycho killer/helpless victim roleplay?
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