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pjo incorrect quotes since this kinda blew up last time?

also recommend and fandoms you'd like and i'll see what i can do.

jason: Can you please be serious for five minutes? leo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

will: Violence isn't the answer. nico: You’re right. will: *sighs in relief* nico: Violence is the question. will: What? nico, bolting away: And the answer is yes. will, running after them: NO-

leo: I can explain. frank: Can you? leo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

dionysus: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine dionysus: i became more evil if you’re curious chiron: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! dionysus: i’m going to get worse on purpose

percy, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! annabeth, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids grover: what the fuck are you guys doing? percy: playing systemic oppression

hazel: Hey, nico? Can I get some dating advice? nico: Just because I’m with will doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

piper: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. jason: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. thalia: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

frank: Tonight, one of you will betray us. leo: Is it me, frank? frank: No, it’s not you. percy: Is it me, frank? frank: It’s not you either. jason: Is it me, frank? frank: frank, mockingly: Is IT mE frank?

zeus, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. hades: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? zeus: Orange soda, please! hades: I'll have the strawberry soda. poseidon: Me too, strawberry soda. zeus:

apollo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? zeus: >:O language artemis: Yeah watch your fucking language hera: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ARTEMIS THE FUCK WORD? ares: 'The fuck word'. athena: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time artemis: Oh my god they censored it ares: Say fuck, athena. artemis: Do it, athena. Say fuck.

apollo: Time for plan G. zeus: Don’t you mean plan B? apollo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. artemis: What about plan D? apollo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. hera: What about plan E? apollo: I’m hoping not to use it. ares dies in plan E. athena: I like plan E.

persephone: You love me, right, hades? hades: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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