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kiwi-is-undead · 7 months

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kiwi is undead but the love is 100% alive!!!

@kiwi-is-undead

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kiwi-is-undead · 7 months

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Same lol

honestly i didn't even realize the new newsletter used our favorite food from the signup page because i opened my emails and saw

and i was like. ah yes. classic toby gag

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kiwi-is-undead · 8 months

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Brb gonna go beat up my blorbos until they turn autistic

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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kiwi-is-undead · 1 year

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When you start a pokemon battle and have the same pokemon

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kiwi-is-undead · 1 year

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Im not someone who does reblogs, but i wanted you to know that this post was the only thing giving me hope for a happy ending while reading this book. The entire time all this sad shit was happening all i could think was “think of the carrots” and that’s hilarious

anton: look jude! my carrots are growing!!!

me, sobbing: his carrots are growing

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kiwi-is-undead · 1 year

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Are you interested in serving a mistress?

My bestie in christ i am asexual and a minor-

#what the fuck #what the fuuuuuuuuck #no seriously what the fuck

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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Theres two🤯

My server gets it

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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dodododod do do doodle page! enjoy

#steven universe #steven universe su #steven universe future #steven cutie pie universe #connie maheswaran #connie su #kiwi is fandom trash #kiwis art #digital art #doodles #doodle page

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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Animating is hard(also this gif better work or so help me god i will skin someone). Anyway meet yellow sapphire, and the fusion of sapphire and kiwi jasper, lemon citrine.

#steven universe oc #steven universe #su sapphire #kiwi is fandom trash #kiwi jasper #lemon citrine #Fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #animatic #animation #this took way too long #kiwis art

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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Meet my steven universe oc kiwi jasper. Also meet the fusion of them and steven, watermelon tourmaline.

#kiwi is fandom trash #also yes they were originally a self insert #hence why they are the rock i named myself after #kiwis art #my art #my ocs #my fandom ocs #digital art #artists on tumblr #steven universe #steven universe oc #steven universe su #kiwi jasper #watermelon tourmaline #su fusion

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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Heres my horrible addtion to this post, enjoy.

Also make more omoricest its funny

Look at my Omoricest !! It's NightmareOmori x GenoOmori-

Yes it's a crossover inbetween sanscest and Omori ;)

#undertale #sanscest #omori omori #omori fanart #omori #omoricest #artists on tumblr #art #traditional art #im sorry #this is horrific #i lied im not sorry #hahahhaha

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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Imagine making a tumblr sexy man competition and not including the oncler, the fucking original tumblr sexy man.

Edit: im fucking stupid, i didn’t see him. False alarm everyone, but ill keep this post because stupidity is permanent and the only thing erasing it would do is hide the truth

Okay guys we need to make Sans win the Tumblr Sexyman poll on twitter, he’s currently behind and we can’t let him lose.

https://twitter.com/sexymanOTD/status/1567538264017444867

#tumblr sexymen #sans #undertale #the oncler #im so funny #seriously tho why not include him #tumblr sexypeople

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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She/her as in the way paramores music sounds

He/him as in how you would call someone a little guy

They/them as in an ancient deity who you should fear

It/its as in how you’d refer to a rat scurrying across the floor

she/he/they/it users describe your pronouns in a way cis people wouldn’t get

Mine’s he/him in the way you’d refer to a fake skeleton and she/her in the way you’d refer to the moon

#nb memes #nonbinary memes #lgbt memes

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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So uh about that new episode….

#im sobbing #also this is my first time drawing flapjack and hunter so dont judge me #toh spoilers #toh season 2 #the owl house #hunter toh #toh hunter #toh flapjack #toh little rascal #toh season two spoilers

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kiwi-is-undead · 2 years

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Reading this violently ripped childhood memories from the deepest pits of my brain.

alright utdr fandom boomers sound off. i want u all to tell me which of these old ut things u remember

stronger than you sans version (+ the frisk and chara response versions too)

the plethora of sans-centric aus that seemingly popped outta nowhere (u are not allowed to bitch abt them on this post)

matshat giving the pope a copy of undertale

gaster theories and "fun value"/rng chance encounters

the sans is ness "theory"

ppl constantly fighting abt frisk and charas genders (theyre nonbinary btw)

underlust (for those of u who know: dont say shit. for those who dont know: dont look it up /srs)

duncle sans au

pta sans au (tfw lindas lemon squares are shit)

sixbones + handplates au

disbelief papyrus

the entire fandom treating chara like they are literal satan

dadster aus/gaster being sans and papyrus's dad theories

ppl bitching abt flowey even tho hes a child. and ppl shipping him with frisk and chara for some reason

everyone being physically incapable of being normal abt toriel

floweypot aus

glitchtale

the bad apple video

other fandom boomers feel free to add on, this is just what i remember

#undertale #drop pop candy undertale #Seriously tho i just stared at my screen for several minutes after reading this

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kiwi-is-undead · 3 years

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I deepfried it

You know a thing that could be very funny, since Deku can sense danger now, he feels the anger of Bakugo going into his room and just:

That’s my ted talk, thank you.

- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES - Yes this is a bonus–

#mha #bnha #bhna spoilers #boku no hero academia #boku no hero

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kiwi-is-undead · 3 years

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Hey five followers fucking spam the comments

Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

#Pjo #percy jackson

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