kiss-inthekitchen
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favorite insomniac | spencer reid
a little warm-up exercise i just finished <3 you can't sleep, so you decide to call the only other person you know who would be awake at this hour. ~500 words
You don’t get insomnia. Usually, you fall asleep quickly and easily, and then devolve into any number of nightmares or vivid dreams or somethings that cause to you wake up feeling like you hadn’t slept at all.
Obviously not great. But not insomnia.
Tonight, however, is not a usual night.
You roll over once again, after what feels like hours but is probably only twenty minutes of lying as still as possible and trying to will your body to be tired. You check the time on your phone; 3:14 AM.
Ugh. You have to be at work in less than 6 hours, awake in less than 5. Closer to 4, if you want to actually look presentable.
You groan, scrubbing your hands over your face and barely resisting the urge to start punching your pillows.
And then you give up.
There’s one insomniac you know who’s got a pretty good chance of being awake right now. You've dialed the number before you can even think about it. The line rings once, and you realize what an inappropriate, quite possibly disrespectful choice this had been. You’re about to hang up, hovering over the red button, when you hear him.
“Hey,” he says, voice raspy.
Oh god, oh god. “Please tell me I didn’t wake you up.”
“No,” Spencer chuckles bitterly, “You didn’t. What’s wrong?”
“I can’t sleep?”
His eyebrows raise halfway to his hairline. “So you called me?”
You and Spencer are coworkers. You’re friends. You just don’t really hang out much outside of work and work-related events. Not that you haven’t wanted to, you just… don’t really know how. Or if you should. Or if it would be particularly smart.
“I’m so sorry. I figured if anyone was liable to be awake right now, it’d be… I wasn’t thinking. I’ll let you go, I’m–”
“Hey, it’s alright,” he says, amused. You’re the only person he ever gets the opportunity to calm down; he’s usually the most nervous person in the room. “This doesn’t usually happen to you though, does it?”
“No,” you huff, flopping back against your pillows. “I’d ask you for tips, but whatever you’re doing clearly isn’t working.”
“That’s nice.”
“Am I wrong?”
“No, you’re not wrong.”
You make a self-satisfied little “hmph” sound.
“What did you call me for then?”
Something in the timbre of his voice makes your heart speed up. “I don’t know, human connection across the ether that is 3 AM?” The sense that you’re the only two people in the universe. The sound of his voice. Not that you could say that part out loud.
“Wanna go for a drive?”
Huh? “Wh– We have work in, like, 5 hours.”
“Oh, you haven’t been counting, have you?”
“You mean like thinking ‘if I fall asleep right now at this moment I could get 5 hours of sleep’ but then I still don’t fall asleep and I watch the minutes go by until it’s only 4 and a half hours and then I get angry at myself for being awake and then I’m somehow even more awake?”
He chuckles, dark and rich through the phone. “The classic trap. Never count the hours.”
“Now you tell me.”
“Alright,” he grunts, and you hear him shuffling around, “I’m picking you up.”
“You're what?!"
"I'm picking you up," his voice lilts up, almost like a question. But not like he's asking for permission, more like he's teasing you. Like he knows your answer anyway.
"Now? You have a car?”
“Yes, now. And yes, I have a car,” you hear jingling on the other end. “You’re gonna like it.”
#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid x you#criminal minds drabble#my fics#couldn't find a cuter pic of spencer on a phone so its payphone image u have to suspend ur disbelief
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opening your writing doc and immediately scrolling back 3 pages like "alright what the fuck is this story about again?"
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there’s drama going down in my youtube fandom and i’m just watching from the sidelines but one thing i will post here is that i really the hate the whole “you guys are getting content for free so you should be grateful” like okay. the content may be free but this isn’t philanthropy. you are making money off of it. i get an ad every 10 seconds. the content is free but the views make you money. the viewers are allowed to be “ungrateful”
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My favorite fanwritings
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Smut(🌶️) Fluff(☁️) Angst(☀️)
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Harry Potter :
Mattheo Riddle:
Shower head by @rafesslxt 🌶️
Wrong tie by @rafesslxt ☁️
Just like that (Mattheo x Theo x yn) by @demieyesore 🌶️
Let me fuck you by @slytherinslut0 🌶️
For you I’d fall from Grace by @musingsofahufflepuff 🌶️
Underwater fun by @zriasstuff 🌶️
Being mean by @writesleah 🌶️
Mattheo’s mixtape by @theostrophywife ☁️
Soft glow by @ageofstarkey ☁️
This love by @wordsarelife ☁️
Like you love me by @adiraargent ☁️
Take care of my girl (Mattheo x Enzo x YN) by @thatdammchickennugget 🌶️
Theodore Nott
Just like that (Mattheo x Theo x yn) by @demieyesore 🌶️
What are friends for by @rafesslxt 🌶️
Jealousy by @girasollake 🌶️
Lorenzo Berkshire
Pushing buttons by @thatdammchickennugget 🌶️
Take care of my girl (Mattheo x Enzo x YN) by @thatdammchickennugget 🌶️
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Criminal Minds:
Spencer Reid
Show Hands by @ro-is-struggling 🌶️
Earn It by @ro-is-struggling 🌶️
Dinner by @reidsdaisies 🌶️
Decoy by @violetrainbow412-blog 🌶️
Beyond the limit by @incognit0slut 🌶️
Riding the ride by @444rockstargf 🌶️
Heard you like the bad girls by @444rockstargf ☁️
Work for it by @heavenbarnes 🌶️
A marriage story by @bunnylovesani ☁️🌶️☀️
Framed fascination by @mariasont 🌶️
Did you just…finish? by @golden1u5t 🌶️
Headache relief by @gubsbuubs 🌶️
In sickness and in health by @miley1442111 ☁️
We’ll make it fit by @golden1u5t 🌶️
Make me late by @nereidprinc3ss 🌶️
Do you believe me now by @nereidprinc3ss ☁️🌶️
No title by @eternalizms 🌶️
In the dead of the night by @nereidprinc3ss 🌶️
Periods Suck by @readsaboutreid 🌶️
Spencer’s house by @alexander-arcturus-black-lupin ☁️🌶️
Love was a foreign term until he met you by @incognit0slut 🌶️
Spencer forces you to give him a show when he discovers your secret by @incognit0slut 🌶️
Working late by @13atoms ☁️
No title by @mandarinmoons ☁️
Doctor doctor please listen by @cometkenji ☁️
Date night by @bau-thoughts ☁️
Complementary by @qlossytbh ☁️
Don’t think I don’t like you by @luveline (girlie you better do a part two) ☁️
Little angel by @reiderwriter 🌶️☁️
Same sky by @kiss-inthekitchen ☁️
Too sweet by @rebeccccccaaa 🌶️
The list is not finished, I’ll be adding more and I’ll categorize the fluff smut and angst with different signs. Also I’m planning on adding from twilight, if you have any recommendations from the ones listed please tell me and I’ll gladly read them. Also to all my bitches who don’t have title, don’t be lazy and put one so I can change it. This is an appreciation post to all the people who wrote this, chefs kiss.
#i meant to reblog this when i saw it and i totally forgot !#i’ve read some of the fics on this list and it is an honor to be included with them <333 ty#masterlist#spencer recs
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fuck it. no vacancy playlist
under the cut bc i don't want to link my spotify so they're all directly attached in this post
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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xreader fic is so inherently healing like
do you love yourself? no? that's okay this character you love loves you back. are you kind? that is why they love you. are you patient? that is why they love you. are you a coward are you shy are you brave are you bold are you bratty? that is why they love you. you are loved and you will not be punished for seeking love. you are loved and you will find it here in these words.
do you love yourself yet? no? that's okay this character can love you until you do. this character will point out the few traits you can relate with yourself (your smile, your laugh, you brattiness, your whimsy, your strength, your sorrow) and tell you that they love that about you until one day you can love it, if not yourself, too.
do you love yourself yet? no? but you're starting to accept that you can be loved? that there is something in you- your awkwardness, your bashfulness, your straightforward mind, you ability to heal, your ability to fight- that someone could look at and learn to adore? well done. you're right, this character does see that and adore it. you may not love yourself just now, just yet, but now you see right? That there is something to love in you?
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Good stuff.
#reblogging for myself bc i need to use more physical descriptions to convey emotions instead of being like uh he’s nervous#and also#reader sometimes be knowing things she cannot know
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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
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*eternal sigh*
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As much as I love early seasons Spencer, I want to talk about late seasons Reid because the haircut and the beard are doing things to me that I cannot describe.
#i am going to give a definitive rating of each of these photos bc this haircut is good but they cannot consistently do him right#1- good. stunning beautiful#2- yeah okay#3- no.#4- fine#5- NO!!#6- literally so close but no
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This is what we're talking about when we talk about dom!Spencer
#listen. i firmly believe this man is a switch. but i do have to say—#the same way trauma turned me into a top. it turned him into a top as well#you would NEVER say this about s1 spencer
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the way the writers season 1 tried to make us believe spencer was some “i’ve never even touched a woman, im so virgin and nerdy heehehe” and then made him do that pool scene. ur honor that man is NOT a virgin, did u SEE the way he was kissing her. that is a kiss of a man with skill, he was practically eating her face.
#writing an entire - honestly probably multiple - fics just because of this scene#the way he opens his mouth#he KNOWS what he’s doing
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no vacancy 2 is taking ages but trust that i am working on it, and also that i've got so much material already that it'll probably get a part 3 as well 😏
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i’m so fucking sappy and sentimental and most of the people i know and love are just like 👍🏻 bet
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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"this character wouldn't-" i had sex with him in my mind palace. come back with a warrant.
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