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kaykaytwilie · 6 days
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Woooh this is a long post! But ty for the tag @lisellelascelles !
Here are my results:
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I'm Lawful Good so that makes sense xD and it was fun making the little character!
I tag @chaoticangel666 and @lordoftherazzles and anyone else who wishes to!
Tag game!!!
Do this quiz
And this picrew
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And tag people(obviously)
@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat
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kaykaytwilie · 10 days
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Tagged by @chaoticangel666 and @lordoftherazzles! Ty for the tags!
Last Song: When Can I See You Again? By Owl City
Currently Watching: Nothing :P I watch zero TV and stick to YT
Currently Reading: a TON of fanfics and trying to get through The Hobbit when I can
Current Favorite: this is so open ended! I guess The Hobbit and all my ships from it XD I am obsessed
Tagging @lisellelascelles and @middleearthmama and anyone who wants to join in!
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kaykaytwilie · 17 days
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I made something
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kaykaytwilie · 18 days
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fly high Rick May...
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kaykaytwilie · 18 days
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kaykaytwilie · 18 days
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Tagged by @lordoftherazzles ! Thank you for the tag! I hope I do this right! XD
15 Questions
Are you named after someone? Nope!
Fun fact: I can imitate a guinea-pig's wheeking noise. I can also do a cat purr. :3
When was the last time you cried? I think a few days ago ^^;
Do you have kids? No.
What sports do you play/have played? I was on my high school's bowling team. But if it's just for fun, I am down for pretty much anything.
Do you use sarcasm? Sometimes.
What's the first thing you notice about people? Demeanor, usually, if I'm at a distance. But if they are close to me, I usually take notice how they smell since I am a bit sensitive to overly powerful scents like perfume or cologne.
What's your eye color? Blue
Scary movies or happy endings? All the happy endings. :3
Any talents? I guess art? But that feels like a skill rather than a talent. Oh! I can pretty much grow anything from a seed. My absolute favorite is growing mangos that we buy at the store! 🥭🌱
Where were you born? Canada 🇨🇦
What are your hobbies? All types of art, listening to music, gardening, reading, and watching YouTube XD
Do you have any pets? Two little doggies!
How tall are you? About 5'3"
Favorite subject in school? Art class :D
Dream job? Freelance artist. Hopefully, I can get there!!!
Okay! I tag: @moon-glisten @lisellelascelles @lucigoo and @chaoticfandomtrash
And anyone else who wants too! <3
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kaykaytwilie · 25 days
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Thanks for the tag @moonglisten02 !
Was fun to make!
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I tag: @lordoftherazzles (ofc optional) <3
starting a picrew chain cause i’m bored
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no pressure tags: @alexwilders @fiddler-sticks @mychal-is-ok @deliciouspeachpirate @finding-an-angle @aether-wasteland-s @wekiaamtoo + anyone else that wants to join!
*I did not create this picrew*
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kaykaytwilie · 28 days
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“Yes, I would very much like to … partake in impropriety, with Thorin.”
She chuckled at this. “Bilbo, it’s important that this means something to you. If it were just meaningless sex, it would not be a true repayment. It has to mean something.”
“It does.”
“Good.” She smiled. “In that case, it is customary that the apology comes first. His body will be at your command. Is this something you can handle?”
Bilbo went red and thought it over a moment. “I … I’m not sure I would really know what to do.”
“That’s understandable. He can come already prepared.”
“Prepared for what?”
“Penetration, Bilbo.”
He furrowed his eyebrows but decided not to question it, almost uncertain if he wanted to know.
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The Bekhzél fell silent once more. There was a distant familiarity, not with dwarves, but in her learnings of other races and their habits. “Do you feel like yourself?”
He looked up at her and seemed more distressed than ever. “I’m growing plants from my head and they bleed when plucked!” Bilbo hadn’t felt like himself since Mirkwood. “I don’t know if I ever knew who I was, but what I know now is that I’m … something. I’d like to think I’m the sum of all the best parts of myself over the years. But with Thorin I’m weak, and I feel all these feelings that make no sense to me. He’s in my head more often than I’d like to admit and it’s all his fault! He’s done this to me! He’s done this and it’s a pathetic and useless endeavor to try and fight it, because I already know I won’t get anywhere, because I don’t want it to stop. And that’s terrifying! I was always taught love was gentle and warm.” He shook his head. “This is fire.”
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The Bekhzél smiled. Given her position, she did not bow to the king, and he would not bow to her. They greeted each other as equals.
Thorin felt a calmness wash over him as he approached her.
“My King, we have much to discuss.”
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JUST POSTED the new chapter. Horniness abound, Bilbo-centric, and the Bekhzél finally arrives!!!
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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I’ve fallen into a lotr/hobbit rabbit hole again and it sucksssss 😭😭😭
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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A little gift art for @lordoftherazzles with 'Dragonhearted' themed fellas.
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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First time being tagged in one of these! :3
It was fun!
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I tag: @lisellelascelles
Lord, I don't know who else hasn't been tagged! Anyone who wants to! :3
heyy i'm back with another uquiz tag game:
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i think the title speaks for itself. so for those who dont know how it works: basically u take the quiz make the picrew and reblog with that + your results. don't forget to tag ur mutuals!!
so here's a uquiz and here's a picrew and here's mine!!
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@helinedmightbehere @justanotherenbyhere @slow-writer @rapidlydecayingcorpse @namelessgodblr-blog @encryptidarchivist @cult-of-the-eye @moonsanoverthinker @thermodynamic-comedian @anxious-ghost-000 @daisy-has-too-many-wives
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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Tag! My other Hobbity-half! <3
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3<3
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THANK YOU SO MUCH, KAY!!!! MY OTHER HOBBITY HALF!!!
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
bagginshield | modern royalty/bodyguard au | teen+
Bilbo Baggins, Prince of the Shire, has been left with a kingdom on his back and a ring in his hand after the unexpected death of his parents. Bodyguard Thorin Oakenshield has been brought in to see to the prince’s safety, and do a little investigating of his own on the matter in hopes of coming face to face with the one who turned his mountain, and his life, upside down some years prior.
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏
Escorted back to Bag End by a comforting hand on his shoulder, Bilbo remained silent. It wasn't a long trek, but long enough that the idle mumblings of Gandalf behind him had become annoying enough. Stepping into the foyer and beginning to shed his soaked suit jacket, while he had done so well in tuning the older man out, it was Gandalf's next statement that jostled Bilbo from his seemingly numb-minded state.
“I've hired you a personal bodyguard.”
“I'm fine,” he protested, and this time with more force to his voice than he liked. "You don't need to worry about me, I can take care of myself. I don't see why everyone is making such a fuss about all of this." Agitated and tired, Bilbo had zero desire to sit and discuss the technicalities of his parents' demise, or what he was going to do next. Gandalf wasn't the first person nipping at his heels regarding what came next, or his behavior, but he was the one who had stuck around the longest.
“The death of your parents is nothing to take lightly, Bilbo,” Gandalf chided, his brows furrowing and the lines on his face seeming extra deep with his displeasure. “You will do well to remember that.”
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Happy birthday from me to me all of you! 🎉
I've been working on this fic for SO LONG!!!! More like...daydreaming about it, and then finally got around to actually working on it late last year. I'm so excited about this first chapter finally being released.
Thanks to everyone who has been supportive for this fic since I first posted that plot bunny ages ago!! You really made this happen!
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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Been working a while on these! Really happy at how they turned out!
Thank you to @lordoftherazzles for an amazing and inspiring Bagginshield Beauty&theBeast!AU !!!
Fic:
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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Sniwis (sniper kiwis)
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kaykaytwilie · 1 month
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I enjoy being evil >:3
For the word snippet game: Suck
I can't wait for the fic to be out! :D <3
This is pure evil @kaykaytwilie. I’m tempted to give you a sentence with honeysuckle that is mentioned twice in the draft.
I’m actually considering toning this down for the final version because it is too graphic and I’m making myself blush (I didn’t when I wrote it a few days ago). But here you go:
“He couldn’t help the little happy sounds that came out of his overstuffed mouth as he continued to suck and squeeze, intent on going lower, deeper, fuller until he retched and had to come up again for air.”
For these unaware of the context, there was an ongoing joke this week on Discord about Bilbo’s happy sounds…
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