sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

Obrigado, @hapless-fuckhead, e a todos que colaboraram com meus 2000 reblogues!

I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it

In addition to BG3 I’m a huge Mass Effect fan and firmly believe we need more baby aliens in game. Here are some silly doodles I shared on Reddit a bit ago, featuring some baby krogans and a salarian learning to swim. Might polish these up sometime.

i have been diving back into dragon age 2 nonsense recently and. isabela really is the funniest gal around im cackling at these

I can't be the only person who has a visceral reaction to seeing "official" accounts for brands and companies on tumblr.... please you don't belong here, you're upsetting the ecosystem.... i'm sorry the only official tumblr blogs that I believe in are osha official and firefox official thank you

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

first part for my new pillow!! you can use this for your dakimakura too😉

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

Garrus: Shepard, I have a question Shepard: Ask away Garrus: I will warn that it does feel... strange Shepard: Just fucking ask, bud Garrus: Remember when we were walking through Chora's Den and asking those dancers about that merc we were after? Shepard: ...Yes? Garrus: Well when I got back to my bunk that night I found a note in my armor with information on how to contact her Shepard: So what, she has more answers for us? We should call her. Garrus: Shut up, I'm not finished. After her information, she wrote, "call me at night and read me the phone book, baby" Shepard: Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: What the fuck does that mean? Shepard:...You should read me the phone book one night and we'll find out Garrus: Shepard this isn't funny Shepard: Kinda funny Garrus: What is a phone book? Why would I read it? Shepard, giggling too hard: Garrus: Shepard! I'm serious! Shepard, struggling to breathe: I bet the food deliveries section would get particularly spicy Garrus: You know what, fuck you Shepard: I'm sure that's something the dancer would love to hear that Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: She was hitting on me Shepard: Yes. Yes she was

So, we could have won the First contact war with blankets.

If Turians are based on birds does that mean that they pass out and sleep if you put a blanket over their heads???

Imagine Garrus just passing tf out because Shepard accidentally threw a jacket/a sheet over his head

He would never live it down

B.S.T - big sexy turian

I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it

GOT A COMMISSION OF MARCELLA FROM @thatwildwolfart AND ITS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Shakarian WIP