Nico, sighing: I’ve never had a real friend before..
Jason: I can be your friend.
Nico:
Nico: I’ve also never had a boyfriend.
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I knew you will come for me
Jason when Nico comes to drag his soul out of the underworld
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Nico: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from head to toe?
Jason: Nico, please. It’s 4 o'clock in the morning.
Nico: So… you can’t sleep, huh?
Jason:
Nico: Is it because of the blanket?
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Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans
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disaster bi.png
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late night me and morning me don’t share the same brain
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in a dnd game i had to role-play my bard asking the princess to marry him so i word-for-word quoted mr darcy’s proposal to elizabeth from the end of the book and now the half of my group that has never read pride and prejudice thinks im a hopeless romantic
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Kittens!
…and their Mother
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