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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 2 years

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Alrighty screw ur request open; free for all, flood my inbox, just don’t make it boring and have fun

How mad would y’all be if I restarted taking requests but wiping out the ones I have in my inbox? Tbf all of them are anonymous, and a lot look like the same anon just trying to flood my inbox, and they’ve been there for like a year so why not start fresh?

Thought?

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 2 years

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How mad would y’all be if I restarted taking requests but wiping out the ones I have in my inbox? Tbf all of them are anonymous, and a lot look like the same anon just trying to flood my inbox, and they’ve been there for like a year so why not start fresh?

Thought?

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Props to @mad-doctor-art for picking up the hetalia reference in the “attack of the studies” post

AND PROPS TO NO ONE FOR PICKING UP THE POWER PUFF GIRLS REFERENCE

Okay that’s it love y’all I’m going back to being a cryptid

#this post is so damn late #plz don’t kill me for not posting anything substantial

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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I promise I’m not dead

But

Was anyone going to tell my dyslexic ass that Demo’s name is TAVISH and not TRAVISH? I’ve been putting an R????????

Also re-reading my work and boy howdy are there spelling errors.

So I’m gonna go back for the next few days and correct the errors and Tavish’s name in every thing

(I’m so sorry Demo, I’m dumb forgive me)

(Also yall plz don’t kill me for my lack of updating 😅)

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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A Valentine’s Special.

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Pissed off Mercs

Pyro

Insult fire (we saw what happened to the bear). You’d get an ax to the face

Sniper

I honestly cannot imagine Mick getting mad enough to punch a person in normal circumstances. He keeps a close rein on his temper and manners all the time and he doesn’t like leaving a bad reputation behind. If he’s DRUNK tho (drunk enough at least)! Then literally anything he dislikes being said is enough to get punched.

Heavy

Again, not sure if he would attack someone in a fit of rage. But I do think if you keep needling him about his weight on the battlefield he will set his sights on you and will not stop killing you until you shut up about it. Normally he just threatens to crush people of they bother him

Scout

Insult his mother, his brother, his family, his intelligence, and his art skills and he will be ready to fight you in 3 seconds flat. Put ‘em up mofo you’re gonna get your ass kicked Boston style.

Engineer

Demean him, basically. If one were to insinuate he was unintelligent because of his southern accent or that there was no way that he was the creator of his inventions, that would be enough to piss him off. Dell is a kind soul who I don’t see hurting anyone out of rage. He doesn’t explode, he simmers. You might not get a black eye but all your stuff is now screwed into the ceiling and his sentries will be trained on you for the next three days

Soldier

Insult America and you get a one sided debate on why you’re an idiot. Insult his raccoons and you get sucker punched. Also if you ever try to talk in depth about his father, he’ll start getting antsy and looks for an excuse to change the subject, usually via him hitting you

Medic

Hurt his birds and he’ll go apeshit. It won’t be a punch, it might be an ubersaw or a straight up scalpel to the face

Spy

To get him pissed off,you gotta hit him where it hurts. Call him a bad person for abandoning his kid, for leaving his girlfriend alone to raise his offspring with her seven other sons. He won’t punch you in the heat of anger, instead he’ll follow after you and beat the shit out of you privately. Public fights are unbecoming after all

Demo

Talk shit about his mama, his jobs, his race, or insinuate anything negative about being poor (as he grew up on the lower income side) and you will get tackled and beaten. Insult him directly and you’ll just get insulted back

#tf2 pyro #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress headcannons #tf2 headcanons

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Modern Merc Jobs

Heavy

Russian Literature professor at some important American university. He’s paid a lot and his family lives with him

Soldier

Deadass? Probs that middle school gym teacher that takes everything way seriously and is also in charge of detention. Loves working with the kids tho

Medic

An actual doctor. He’s probably a little more sane here and wouldn’t have lost his license. Still a little unsettling and creeps out most people

Spy

Wine aficionado and vineyard owner. I just get that vibe. Secret dark past that no one knows about (Scout’s Ma knows)

Engineer

…. An engineer. I mean, if it ain’t broke...

Scout

Some minimum wage job in Boston that allows him to goof off and be near his ma. Something with one of those community softball teams that he’s really into

Demo

Bartender! One of those little ones deep in Scotland that his family has owned forever. Still missing his eye somehow, but his story changes everything you ask

Sniper

Backwoods, small town, Australian sheriff. It’s him and, like, three other guys that watch over a tiny ass town that has almost no crime. Ex-Australian army, doesn’t talk about it. He’s like a jaded Andy Griffin.

Pyro

I’m not sure what you’re expecting from me with Pyro. I can’t think of a job that safely incorporates fire all the time

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #tf2 headcanons #tf2 heavy

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Some Mercs proposing

Demo

Tavish knew he wanted to marry you for a good long while, but he wanted to make sure he had the proper funds before he popped the question. Tavish is very careful with his money (learned and ingrained from his mama), so he started a fund for basically the whole wedding, everything from the dress to the venue. He doesn’t want you worrying about anything at all.

He has an antique ring picked out (it's only a little haunted), and he is SO nervous asking you. Mama DeGroot has to give him a pep talk and remind him that she wants a daughter in-law and if Tavish won't man up and propose Mama DeGroot would do it for him

He asks you at night after a homemade dinner by him. He’s almost crying when he gets down on one knee and asks you to spend the rest of his life with him (his mom is eavesdropping)

Engineer

Okay, Dell wanted to wife you up for AGES let's be real. He was waiting until he was sure that you both were comfortable spending the rest of your lives together. He is so giddy and anxious about the whole ordeal and spent many a night smiling so hard into his pillow as you slept next to him as he thought about your future together

He makes the ring. He makes his own ring for himself too to weld it onto the Gunslinger later, but besides the point. It’s his secret special project. He’s on a bit of a time crunch because he wants to propose to you on your anniversary which is quickly approaching

On your guys’s anniversary, Dell takes you aside into his workshop and tells you in depth how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. Expect crying from both of you; your Texan is just so sweet and in love you couldn’t even fathom saying no to marrying him

Heavy

Mikhail won’t even contemplate marriage until you meet his family and they approve. Also you have to be used to colder weather. And like reading. But once Misha knows for sure that you are the one for him, he is so grossly in love with you it’s adorable. He sisters are pushing him to hurry the hell up and marry you because they want a sister-in-law

Misha is kinda flagrant with his money, he makes enough to be extravagant and spoil you. He isn’t at all worried about affording a ring, but he is worried about getting you something you won't like. (Not like he can’t buy you a ring you like better but still)

He’s very tender when he asks you, you’re probably somewhere very private like your shared bedroom or on a walk in the wilderness away from everyone before he states that he loves you and wishes you would honor him in becoming his wife

#tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Singing S/o

Medic

Ludwig knows that you’re incredibly shy about your voice, so he learned how to silently sneak in and do his paperwork while you clean the operation theater and sing slow songs or hum along to the big band records he keeps around

Soldier

Once you start singing, don’t expect much peace. Jane makes it his business to sick around you to “protect” you during your down time and is usually in the vicinity. Jane loves everything that you do so much that he tries to be patient and listens quietly but he get over excited and burst through the door and you to you

Engie

SO! DAMN! SMITTEN! Should Dell ever over hear you singing along to the radio or to yourself as you do some busy work, you can bet his Texan ass is sneaking up to the door to listen to you as he sighs lovingly at the dulcet tones leak from beneath the door

Scout

Jeremy keeps a collection of Tom Jones records around and usually has them playing as he chills in his room. Every so often when he pops out to grab something or to use the bathroom, and on his return he can hear you sing along to the record. The Bostonian gets ridiculously soft for a moment and greedily listens to you until the song ends before he comes back into the room

Demo

He knows you sing when you’re alone, but also when you think no one can hear you. Every so often as he drifts off to sleep next to you or he slips between consciousness after a bender, Tavish can hear you sing as you stroke his face and hair. If he’s sober, he fakes staying asleep to listen to you for a few more minutes; if he’s drunk, he’s start crying over how much he loves you and doesn’t deserve you

Sniper

Mick LOVES listening to you sing. He absolutely uses his hunting skills to sneak around to listen to you when you think you’re alone. He is also absolutely aware how creepy that is, but you’re so shy when it comes to singing and once he heard you croon out quietly outside his camper on e early morning he was hooked

Pyro

They love hearing you sing! You could be doing the dishes or laundry and Pyro will just sit at the table or lie on the floor with their head in their hands as they listen to you lovingly. Granted, they scare the shit out of you turn around and you see your significant other just sitting there with metaphorical hearts floating around them

Spy

ABSOLUTELY TRIES TO CONVINCE YOU TO GIVE HIM A PRIVATE SHOW! Jacque loves your voice! Also kinda loves that you’re too shy to sing in front of others, because that means it's his special thing between the two of you and no one else. If you don’t wanna be his private, pretty little songbird, Jacque has no shame turning invisible to listen to you sing. Also to make sure no one else can hear you

Heavy

Mikhail understands your shyness and your reasons for being uncomfortable with singing in front of others. He acts more like a bodyguard, really. He knows that you have a lovely and calming voice, and he also knows that all the other mercs try to get a listen in on you. So Misha hangs just out of perfect hearing range, so he can glare at anyone who gets too close to the door that you were behind.

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Medic with a short and sweet fem s/o (N)SFW

SFW

You’re excused from all experimenting because, frankly, you’re too small. Ludwig experiments on Heavy for the reasons that the Russian is lorge and a good conversationalist. You however are so tiny that any experimental surgeries would be too difficult to do and have fun

Also Ludwig likes you and isn’t too keen on putting you through any unnecessary pain.

You were shy, which essentially meant you couldn’t be in a room with more than two other people and feel comfortable. Ludwig sort of abused that knowledge and makes sure to hang around you the most and to trail after you if you leave an over crowded room

If you need alone time, you’ll have to tell him, cuz he will NOT pick up your social cues or body language that you gotta recharge your people battery. Ludwig just loves being in your presence

If you’re not squeamish, he’ll ask for help in his experiments cuz your tiny little hands can fit in between the ribs and organs better

Loves to slightly lean over you when you two talk to each other. To an outsider it might seem predatory, but you learned a while ago Ludwig is just kinda weird in nature (i mean his genuine smile makes him look evil)

Likes helping you fetch things on tall shelves. Actually, you know what, he basically dotes on you. Outside the operation room, he’s YOUR assistant. Might as well be considering how he runs around like a headless chicken trying to find the thing you asked for

Pretty much dotes on you health wise. Luddy’s love language is making sure you’re in top condition. Even a paper cut is going to be treated with extreme care and a kiss afterwards

Expect forehead kisses and cheek pinches

NS/FW (like for realsies imma get graphic)

Uses his size to his advantage. Is kinda into manhandling you a bit when your innocent kiss that turns into a makeout session that turns into WiNk wOnK time.

He likes the fact that you are much smaller than him because it makes him feel more in control. It's easier to hold your hips and to drill into you, easier to manipulate your limbs into the position he wants, easier to be in control (which is a big thing for Ludwig; he likes to be large and in charge, literally)

I hc that Medic goes from 1-100 real quick sexy-times wise. He knows that you’re probably horny from your body language waits until that you do something minor that would count as instigation and hen he takes it all the way

It don’t matter where you are, Ludwig will take you to the closest place that could give you two privacy to do the dirty. So either make yourself familiar with the base’s broom closets or stick around your shared room or the operation theater.

Most likely to seek out an s/o that's shorter than him. Not that Ludwig is extremely tall, but he likes to feel in control and its easier to feel like that when you’re smaller than him

#tf2 medic x reader #medic x reader #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #medic

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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How about a cross over? Tf2 meets dragon age inquisition, or something. Engineer and varric would get along well, as well as scout and sera

much like hamilton, i know jack all about dragon age :( sorry broski

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Mercs and makeup

Would let their girlfriend do their makeup on them for fun, no questions asked: Pyro (over their mask), Soldier

Would let their gf do their make up for fun, SOME questions asked: Engie, Heavy

Does their gf’s makeup and is weirdly very good at it: Spy, Medic

Does each other’s makeup and then shows off to the team: Scout, Demo

Watches gf do her makeup but will never touch it for any reason: Sniper

#TF2 imagine #team fortress 2 imagines #team fortress headcannons #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Watch what ya’ say

Sniper

Mick likes to think himself a good boyfriend. He listens to your problems and encourages you and helps with your laundry and everything. He’ll even occasionally drag himself out of bed to make coffee and breakfast for you so you can sleep in the morning after a rough mission.

With breakfast (eggs and toast with black coffee) on the tiny table in his camper, and the time rolling around 10 am, the Australian figured now would be a good time to wake you up. He felt almost bad for it, seeing how cute you were, curled up in his blanket and face buried in his pillow.

The bed was raised, and so he leaned down partially to lay his cheek on the mattress, to face you. The sniper took a moment just to appreciate your presence, the fact that you were there with him, before gently and lovingly running his thumb across your cheek.

“Mornin’ darl’. Time to get up.” he spoke quietly, as not to disturb you too greatly.

Your eyes squinted closed even tighter, and you huffed. Mick was anticipating with bated breath. You gripped the blankets tighter and rolled over, uttering “Bugger off, wanka.” in a perfect Australian accent.

A beat of tense silence passed before you shot up out of bed so fast to apologize and hitting your head off the low ceiling, and Mick burying his face in the bed to laugh.

“I’m so sorry! I have no idea where that came from!”

“I have an idea where!”

Spy

One of Jacque’s favorite things to do was to go to some remote city, so populated and distant from the base, that he could safely walk with you, side by side under the security of anonymity. Arm in arm, lovingly gazing at each other as you two ignore the sights around you as you stroll leisurely along the sidewalk.

So wrapped up in your little world, neither of you noticed the quickly approaching stranger, whose head was down and vision blocked by the brim of his hat. The stranger barreled into the two of you, forcing you into releasing each other’s arm; the strength of the impact and the rudeness of separation from your boyfriend hurt your arm.

Jacque’s face held fury, but before he could even react, you were yelling at the man who intruded between you so rudely.

“Connard! Regarde où tu vas putain!”

Jacque quickly went from seething with rage and glaring at the now stationary figure to looking at you in surprise. Rather than see how impressive your french is by letting you tear verbally into the man, the Frenchman rather reconnected his arm with yours and began to walk away, pulling you along before you could continue the confrontation.

“Where in ze hell did you hear zat?!”

You shrugged, the anger at the stranger seemingly gone completely now that you were removed from the situation. “You yell it at Sniper every time he runs into you, so i figured it means something like ‘Outta the way, asshole.’”

“Oh mon dieu, je suis un exemple teririble.” Jacque sighed heavily. This wasn’t exactly what he had in mind when he toyed with the idea of teaching you french.

#tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 spy x reader #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #spy #sniper

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Wanna go out?

Heavy

Mikhail is a confident man, self assured. NOT FOR YOU! Russian homeboy is so shyyyyyyyyy like the two of you are super close and have a ton in someone, but he has such a hard time asking you out!

Asks you out in a cute cute cute way. He writes a cute little message where he quotes some of his favorite poetry and hopes to god and back you reciprocate his feelings and tell him so (as a safety net, he intimidated Spy into, well, spying on you, and then telling Misha your reaction so the Russians could plan accordingly)

Sniper

this smooth mother fucker. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. The two of you have been flirting pretty heavily for the last few weeks, with a decent amount of heart-to-hearts to make him confident in you answering yes should he officially ask you out

Mick loves to surprise you, so he asks you out a Cupid way. By which i mean, he wrote you a note that just had a date and time, ties it to an arrow, and waited until you opened your bedroom door and shot the arrow right next to you. (Get back at him and throw a rock through his window with a not attached saying “yes”)

Engineer

SOFT TEXAN GENIUS IS SOFT! Dell spent most of his life ahead of his peers, isolated by his intelligence. Hardly anyone understood him; but you did. He was so taken by you he became a bumbling dork around you. He knew he either had to talk to you about his feeling or force himself to forget them

He has to give himself a pep talk, and get one from Spy, Sniper, and Medic; but eventually Dell asks to talk to you in riveted, and reveals his true emotions. If you accept them, he’ll smile really big and ask you out on an official date. Say yes to that he’ll faint

Spy

Jacque had to grapple with his feelings for a long time before coming to terms that he likes you romantically. The process was… rough. It took a lot of wine, cigarettes, and Sniper and Scout yelling at him. Eventually he accepts the fact that he likes you, and then essentially stalks you for a few days to see if you return his feelings, or at the very least don’t have feelings for ay one else on the team

He doesn’t ask you out, per sexy, he phrases it like he was going to buy you food for saving his ass during the last match. Next thing you know you’re in an expensive dress that you don't own in a high scale restaurant with a rarely maskless -blond- Jacque as he tells you his feelings and then apologizes for them. He’s a dork, say you like him back and he’ll probably cry, hes been preparing for rejection this whole time

Demo

he gets a crush on you and thinks he can manage it an the next thing he knows he’s lying awake at night thinking about how cute and awesome you are and he’s like “as shit” and realizes if he doesn’t do something soon, it’ll eat him up inside

That high school thing where he invites all the mercs to go to the bar after the match, then tells them all not to come so it's just you and him. He is so awkward the whole night and you KNOW something is wrong because he ISN’T drinking and all it takes it one little prod at his behavior and its like a waterfall of info of how much he likes you (you kinda knew? Mostly because Solly came to you to complain about how Tavish set the whole date up after the Scotsman told the guys to not come

Soldier

Jane has little to no sense of shame, and from the moment he was infatuated with you, he let you know. Most matches were filled with Jane yelling compliments about your fighting and screaming at the enemy for bothering you. He was pretty much whipped from the first time he say you snap a Heavy’s neck

Doesn’t ask you so much as he politely demands you into going on a date with him. He has a little note card on what to say. “I humbly request that you eat dinner with me please,” is what he meant to say (aka what Demo and Engie begged him to say) but what came out was “Attention Maggot-who-I-respect-more-than-the-other-maggots! Have dinner with me!” and he threw a bouquet of wildflowers at you. Please say yes, he’s trying so hard

Medic

Ludwig values intelligence, curiosity, and resolve in a partner, and you embody all of that and more. He’s absolutely smitten with you, he practically becomes a goggles school girl whenever you come around. He only decides to make things “official” after he knows for sure that you’re more than friends

The actual act of asking you out is sweet. He asks to talk to you privately and pulls out a bouquet of flowers in a heart shaped vase (anatomically correct heart i mean) and skips the whole “wanna go on a date” and goes straight “please be my girlfriend.” He has charts and a whole academic paper as to why you two are compatible. Its… sweet in his own way

Scout

We all know how Jeremy is. He likes you, tries to show off and gets hurt in the process, stuttering through a compliment and getting upset and flustered suave not being as suave as he thinks he is. He’ll ask the other guys for help. He gets a wide variety of suggestions from wining and dining (Spy) to basically kidnapping you and giving you a lecture to convince you to date him (Medic)

Jeremy takes things into his own hands. He knows the things you like, what you like to do, where to hang out. He sucks up his insecurities for a half moment, just long enough to ask you out on a walk to the Teufort’s local diner, as a date date not a friend date. When you say yes, he faints (not from surprise, he was so nervous he locked his knees and forgot to breath the whole time you were talking, date postponed until tomorrow)

Pyro

Pyro is pretty affectionate to everyone, but they’re extra cuddly and nice towards you; which is really the only indication that they have a crush on you. To Pyro, the whole ordeal is really very simple.They like you, they’re fairly sure you like them back; there shouldn’t be a problem with taking you out

Pyro is straightforward. They get a bunch of flowers they think you’ll like and tie them up in a big bow, pick out one of their favorite stuffies, and gifts them to you. If you take them, they interpret that as you accept their feelings for you, and they take your hand and pull you towards a cute little picnic they set up by a bonfire they lovingly created.

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Merc makin’ snowmen

-I'm not making a frozen reference-

Medic

Actually likes cold weather! Germany was usually very brisk in his youth and he is more than willing to help make a snowman. He makes a few normal ones with you then starts making anatomically correct ones. Spice it up by getting some food dyed water and make them bloody. You both end up making a horrific snow crime scene that freaks out everyone.

Soldier

SNOWMAN ARMY!!!! Between the two of you, you make a whole armada complete with helmets (from Jane’s own and a few stolen hard hats and buckets… and Scout’s hats and Sniper’s hat and Demo’s hat.. Hide your hats everybody). You play fake battles and spend all day yelling fake commands at your snow soldiers and hiding from the rest of the team trying to get you for stealing their shit

Demo

First off, he’s honored as shit that you wanna make snowmen with him; he thinks it's so freaking cute! Second, he wants to prank people. He will convince you to build a snowman around his body so he can suddenly jump out and surprise the rest of the team. Especially Sniper, who was very confused by a random snowman right outside his camper (Tavish almost got shot, long story short)

Sniper

Hates. The. Cold. HATES IT! Mick is Australian! He’s from hell on earth! And snow, to him, is hell. Oh, he’ll help you make a snowman, and he’ll put in effort to make sure you’re having a grand old time, but on the inside he's crying about the cold and how wet his gloves are. Wants hot coco and hugs in exchange for outdoor time. Gets sniffly and you feel bad so you smother him him affection

Pyro

melts the snowmen. Thinks they’re decorating them, is actually killing them. Make the best of the situation by melting down Soldier’s snow armada as a game. You might accidentally set a hidden Demo on fire but it’s worth it

Spy

Jacque loves you! As absolutely zero weather appropriate clothing that he deems are for snowman building. Offers to stay inside and listen to romantic records instead, but don’t be fooled. The Frenchman can be convinced. Just say you’re going to make snowmen with any other teammate (to really get under his skin, say Engie or Sniper) if he isn’t game and Jacque will. Gets dressed in his $3,000 winter coat in record time and is suddenly a snowman making expert (he’s whipped)

Engineer

Hates. The. Cold. HES TEXAN IT DON'T SNOW THERE (i would know ;-; ). He’s willing to come out and play, don't worry; but he’s covered head to toe in winter gear and snow goggles and so many scarfs you can barely see his face. Takes snowman drilling to the next level and tries to make a livable snow castle (please stop him from doing that, the last thing Dell needs is ANOTHER project) the hot cocoa he makes after is bomb tho

Scout

fuck yeah! Snow day fun! You two don’t just make snowmen, you make snow angels, have a snowball fight, try to make an igloo, you do it all. Jeremy puts his artistic skill to use and you all make snowman look alike of your team (also of one of the Eiffel Tower and Spy… you know what I’m talking about) (Spy pays Pyro to burn that one)

Heavy

Snow is not a big thing to Mikhail, I mean he’s Russian. It’s not a fun day for him; responsible Misha probably volunteered to shovel out the varnish drive ways and sidewalks around the base. You’ll have to utilize your puppy eyes and elude you plan on doing something truly stupid and potentially self harming (like a snowball fight with Engie and Sniper) for him to cave and agree to come an play with you. Get into a competition with Soldier over making better snow soldiers.

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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Medic and Scout with a pierced bf

Scout

ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT!!! Thinks that you look like such a badass! You’re so manly and cool that you got pierced for fun!

Jeremy is absolutely obsessed with your piercings. He might get like an earring, but not gonna lie to you, Jeremy is kinda a wimp when it comes to pain. He will ask so many questions like if it hurt or if you ever got an infection

(pulling from b99) Tell him about the time your nose piercing that you got at 15 in a back alley shop nearly blinded you in one eye because of the following infection and Jeremy will think you’re SO COOL

Medic

He is absolutely enthralled and fascinated by all your piercings. As we all know, Ludwig is no stranger to -soul- body modification

Asks a lot of questions, but mostly along the lines of “Did you get these from a professional,” “Please tell me that you cleaned them like you were instructed to,” “You got these all after you turned 18, right?” just… tell him what he wants to hear, even if it’s a lie. Luddy loves you and worries the hell outta your health

Would never get a piercing himself, but would never shame you for having them. Will fuck anyone up for shaming you

#tf2 scout x reader #tf2 medic x reader #x male reader #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic

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kangaroo-sniper-imagine · 3 years

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UPDATE

just a general news letter like thingy to update my amazing followers whats going on blog wise

1. sorry posting is taking so long! my job is pretty erratic time wise (im a nanny so im at the mercy of a child’s schedule) but im hammering away at the requests slowly but surely

2. wow! i have 23 more requests! im not doing in them in order of who was first (sorry, trying to get the shorter ones out of the way so i can focus on the long ones) but i promise to complete all of them and then re open my ask box. if anyone has a request they can wait to share with me, feel free to message me; i dont mind at all

3. i love looking through the reblogs and seeing what you guys are putting in the tags or looking at the comments left behind. im so glad so many of you like my writing! honestly i though i was just going to be some lunatic screaming into the virtual void. best part of my day is when some of you private message me just to tell me what a good job im doing and how much you like a specific piece

4. Sorry if the master list is so shoddy, im trying to come up with a better way to list the works ;-;

5. and one last thank you to my (currently) 153 followers! i havent even been up for a month! im amazed at how quickly i got a large following

Thats it! any questions, comments, or concerns, don’t be afraid to message me or anything, my door is always open!

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